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He was 4-years-old in 1980 and he's Canadian. 😂 The 80s rocked. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

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Trump has finally had enough of Canada's installed commie leader. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

MAJOR BREAKING: I can now confirm that Ayden Langevin has been ARRESTED by the FBI early this morning, less than 24-hours after we made them aware of these threats to President Trump He is OFF the streets and is NOT a threat to our President now! FAFO YES ... FAFO ... this terrorist should get life in prison. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

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A Florida mother was arrested after authorities say she filmed herself pouring hot candle wax on her two young daughters and intentionally setting a fire inside their home. Meliza Campos-Sanchez, 26, allegedly posted disturbing videos showing the terrified children crying as she poured melted wax on them. Another video allegedly showed her wearing a silver mask and setting clothing on fire in the kitchen while dancing. Her husband reportedly warned authorities about concerns for his children just one week earlier. Campos-Sanchez now faces first-degree arson, child abuse and two counts of child neglect. Another superhero for crazy liberal women. Another superhero for crazy liberal women. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

If you ever want to know who’s going to lose in a landslide, just see who he endorses. It’s 100% guaranteed. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

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The room is PACKED to hear Rockstar Democrat Senator Mark Kelly at the Nation’s LARGEST progressive youth conference. We have NEVER seen ENTHUSIASM like this. This ENERGY is incredible! This is why Democrats have to cheat in every election. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

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2021. Terry Bradshaw rails against Aaron Rodgers for not getting vaccinated and for taking ivermectin. Bradshaw falsely believed that the vaccine prevented people from getting and transmitting Covid. He was wrong. Instead of being angry that Rodgers "lied" about being vaccinated, Bradshaw should have been angry that the country was lied to about the effectiveness of the vaccine. Just a few weeks after this clip the CEO of Pfizer admitted that two doses of the vaccine offered virtually no protection against Covid. And now he looks like a total dumbass. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored