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Democrat Governor Candidate in Ohio pulls a Kamala Harris!!! And is clearly drunk on stage!!! Wasted. @TheCatturd

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Sane people don't give AF about Lindsay Clancy's excuses of why she murdered their 3 small children in cold blood. We care ab
Sane people don't give AF about Lindsay Clancy's excuses of why she murdered their 3 small children in cold blood. We care about the children. No more than we care about what was swimming around in Jefferey Dahmer's head when he was killing innocent victims. Or any serial killer. It's called justice. It's murder, plain and simple. It has nothing to do with emotions. She's a monster and so is everyone defending her. There's no grey area here. @TheCatturd

LOL - where is his bodyguard? @TheCatturd
LOL - where is his bodyguard? @TheCatturd

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Not just stupid - evil. @TheCatturd
Not just stupid - evil. @TheCatturd

Good morning to everyone. @TheCatturd

Good morning to everyone. @TheCatturd

LOL - that actually works. @TheCatturd

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This is my favorite new FAFO video! 😂😂😂radicalized by the doomers. @TheCatturd

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Tucker Carlson has called for President Trump’s impeachment, and he’s called him the anti-Christ. He’s doing everything in his power to get Democrats elected. There’s no grey area here. @TheCatturd

Good morning to everyone. @TheCatturd

JD Vance says that Donald Trump's 65 billion Venezuela oil barrel deal will REFILL the US petroleum reserve DEPLETED by Biden, and help alleviate gas prices Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

He was 4-years-old in 1980 and he's Canadian. 😂 The 80s rocked. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

Dumb as dirt. Share this. https://t.me/Catturd2Uncensored

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