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01 Another Manipulation, Tip #137
Yo-ho-ho-ho, comrade pirate, look here, if you see that a girl is interested in you, writes you and sends pictures, then...
DON'T BE QUICK TO RECIPROCATE.
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Don't dare, sailor, don't let her get drunk on your attention AT ONCE - ignore her! Answer longer and don't rush your date, even if she HAS called.
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Let her suffer, sailor, before she gets you - otherwise she might quickly lose interest.
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Get yourself out in parts - won't be going anywhere in the coming weeks, since you've got a crush. | 143 | 1 | Loading... |
02 Getting nervous before a date? Tip #135
A simple technique, you can both before acquaintance and before a date:
PRETEND YOU HAD SEX.
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Before your date, sit at home for 20 minutes, and imagine in detail how you had fun with her. Put some imagination into it - it's your job to compel your brain to believe it happened.
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If you visualize it well, you'll be surprised how much easier the date will be, pirateπ | 297 | 0 | Loading... |
03 How to pick up in a bar or club? Tip #134
Bro, BRO, pirate!!!!!. The most important thing: never use constructions like.
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"Hi, can I introduce myself?"
Or "hi, can I sit next to you?" - these are all signs of FAILURE, there are tons of other people wanting to touch her ass in nightclubs, so,
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SO!!!
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SO start a conversation with simple, confident phrases: "Hey, how's it going?" or "Hey, how's your evening going?" but
NEVER ask permission, sailor! π΄β οΈ | 385 | 1 | Loading... |
04 MANIPULATION, Tip #133
LOOK HERE, pirate, if you're already convinced this girl likes you, start...
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START SMILING LESS.
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That way she will constantly, EVERYWHERE think she's done something wrong, just....
JUST DON'T OVERDO IT:
Don't be serious too often, but have occasional serious days - let her see that you can be SERIOUS, that you're not a boy. Let her be nervous. | 379 | 0 | Loading... |
05 Relationships, Tip #132
Crew, in my PM Iβve STILL seen:
- My girlfriend has done sth, what should I do?
- She doesn't do this and that, what should I do?
- She's etc.
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PIRATES, WHATβS THE HELL?!
Are you building a relationship with me? You have a girlfriend, you MUST discuss problems with her, you just MUST do it, and here's some advice:
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YOU DISCUSS ALL PROBLEMS AND GRIEVANCES WITH HER.
You're in a relationship, you know? That's how you build your relationship, LISTEN to your PARTNER, sailor, you don't need to listen to anyone else until you've listened to YOUR girlfriend's position!!!!
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Is there a problem, a dissatisfaction, an understatement? Sit down and discuss it like a mature, reasonable man. | 415 | 0 | Loading... |
06 Compliments!!!!!!! Tip #131
Guys, question:
What is the MOST IMPORTANT sound in life for every person? It's the sound of his name, pirate, we all LOVE to hear our name, which means...
that.....
means......
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That, you MUST start every compliment with her name:
- Kate, you have a nice voice!
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Get it, right? That's how works this COMBO: it makes her feel good to hear both her name and the compliment itself, and you become the BEST creature to her, giving her pleasure. | 406 | 1 | Loading... |
07 SEX TIPππππ #130
Guys, PIRATES!!!!! Gals are shy creatures, they're bashful, so:
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME
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Cos most girls are SO SHY, and she won't be particularly comfortable undressing in front of you the first time, so...
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If she doesn't insist, turn the lights down or off. That way she will relax and there will be more FIREπ₯π₯π₯ | 455 | 0 | Loading... |
08 The trial is on! Fashion verdict #129
Stop carrying phones, change, and keys in your POCKETS, cuz that's AWFUL, and buy a stylish man's bag, sailor!
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Cool advice, but unfortunately I don't follow it myself - I carry my keys in my pants and they don't stick out nicely, and that's from a style standpoint...
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UNACCEPTABLE!
So trump the captain, sailor - buy a fancy bag (I have no idea how to choose one, google it yourself).
π΄β οΈπ΄β οΈπ΄β οΈ | 469 | 1 | Loading... |
09 How to grasp a hint, Tip #128
Well, how, HOW to get it?!?!?
And it's simple: if she laughs at your jokes, it's a deal, she likes you. And you can REALLY check it out:
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Tell her some REALLY unfunny joke. If she smiled - bro, she likes you, SAILOR, grab her quick and drag her to her cabin! Can you make a girl laugh? 80% of the job is done.
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10 Tip #127
That's some sort of manipulation:
BE MYSTERIOUS.
Chicks are very, very, very, very, VERY, VERY curious creatures, so you have to contain a SECRET, it can easily be made up.
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When it comes to hobbies, say "I have too special a hobby and I only tell the people closest to me about it. Maybe I'll share it with you sometime."
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She'll bite her nails, from now on you're a mystery and everyone dreams of solving the mystery, you get it, Sailor, you get it?????!!!!!!!β οΈ | 513 | 2 | Loading... |
11 Sex Tip #126
Nipples, women's nipples, in porn they are often bitten and twisted,
SO...
Only a small fraction of girls like having their nipples bitten, and when they get twisted - BUT THAT'S ABSURD, no one likes it at all, well 99% definitely don't.
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So don't play the bald guy from brosers, pirate, porn is a GREAT role model.
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DON'T EXCEED, girls get hurt - that's the message I meant to get across. Ladies, no thanksπ | 521 | 0 | Loading... |
12 Hahaha guys))))))
I gave advice yesterday on what to do if she says she has a boyfriend, it's just HELL in PMπ₯π₯ how funny, laughing all dayπ
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The main question is, "and if there really is a guy and he threatens me, what should I do?"
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I dunno, guys, carry a baseball batππππ I'm just saying a girl will be impressed by that, there is NO DOUBT here! And if the guy really isn't there, that's +1000000% to your awesomeness.
And if a guy does hit on you - I dunno, punch him in the faceπππ
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If it really comes to a conflict, you can just apologize) Like sorry bro, you have a great girl and you're lucky) | 544 | 0 | Loading... |
13 Trying to trick girls for sex, Tip #125
Look, MATE, normally girls don't wanna feel like whores (can you imagine?), and they don't wanna fuck someone who will dump them in the morning.
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WHAT TO DO??????????????
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If you don't need a relationship, then you're gonna have to do a little...
Lie! You'll have to lie - WHAT TO DO, you'll have to spice it up in a pirate way!
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GET THREE THOUGHTS OUT TO HER THIS EVENING:
1. you're so romantic you're terrified and tired of being lonely.
2. you dream of finding "your man"
3. you want to take a trip with her to the next town
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DO NOT STAY FROM LYING!
That way she'll feel her honor is safe, well, and the odds go up, and you keep reading the hashtag #fastsex and combine these tips. | 584 | 2 | Loading... |
14 Friendzone, Tip #124
Who missed the Friendzone column?
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Tip: Now in your meetings (which have become rare, I REPEAT), you give her compliments, but not the familiar ones...
- Oh, you have such pretty earrings! I mean, you're all so cool!
AND COMPLIMENTING HER ON HER SEXUALITY, PIRAAAAAT:
- I hadn't noticed before how beautiful your legs are.
- You have a great figure (in between)
- You have an alluring/sexy perfume.
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GOT IT?
You can't go anywhere without a slight sexual undertone, sailor, otherwise you'll remain BEST FRIEND FOREVERπ | 577 | 2 | Loading... |
15 Our pirate asks:
"Cap, I met a girl in a group and asked her out right there, and she told me she had a boyfriend. I was taken aback and couldn't answer."
SO SO!!!!π§¨π§¨π§¨π§¨
Turn on PIRATE FORSAGE, and keep in mind:
IF SHE SAYS SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND,
it's not even a fact that she actually does. They're strange creatures, these girls, so treat that fact as if.
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Like you don't care at all you don't take it seriously. Answer:
"I'm not interested in your boyfriend. I'm interested in you."
Or
"So what? I'll be better than your boyfriend, I'll do my own dishes."
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DON'T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY.
About 50% of the time there is no guy. | 607 | 3 | Loading... |
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BTW, you can't play the game without an invitation from a friend. So, here is my referral link. | 316 | 0 | Loading... |
17 Kissing Tip #123
I'm running out of kissing tips, but today...
THERE'S A STORY TO TELL!
To add some passion to the kiss, gather her hair at the back of her head into a fist - LIGHTLY, no playing porn movies, just take her hair and exert a little pressure.
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Then she'll love it, it's like a light head massage. | 593 | 2 | Loading... |
18 Okay, Cheap Dating Tip #122
Here we go: find out where there's an abandoned bridge over the river in your town (every town has one, EVERY town), and go there.
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You can even get wine. Go in front of the sunset so she's like "OH HOW GREAT," and take pics, and get some emotion, in short.
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Just better get out before it's finally dark: cause it's a little unsafe, and overall, abandoned bridges are a cool romantic place.
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P.S. Alternatively, it could also be unabandoned, but then it would be crowded and kind of off-putting. | 684 | 0 | Loading... |
19 Tip #121
Be UNPREDICTABLE, gals do love it!
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20 Relationship Tip #120
If you asked for a relationship, get it.
COMMON FUCKING HOBBIESπ
Pirates, bros! For the first six months to a year, everything goes BOOM, and then your feelings fade, fade, and you have to be connected by something other than sex,
AND SEX RULES FOR THE FIRST SIX MONTHS.
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So find you a common hobby - make cranes out of paper, or learn to play guitars, or sign up for dancing.
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Saw the cute pic I picked up? Otherwise, post in the ls that I'm a slut and only write about sex and hookups. | 722 | 3 | Loading... |
21 Give her no choice!!! Tip #119
If you wanna get something out of her, make the rules by yourself. Like, you want to ask her out on a date, but you don't want her to sneak out, SO SAY:
Let's go out for coffee on Wednesday or Friday, when's okay with you?
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Get it? You didn't say "when do you want to?" or "do you mind going out on Friday?", you MADE the matrix, and she no longer needs to think, she just needs to SELECT between the two days.
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And always communicate that way, with these MATRICS.
If she can't make it these days (there are reasons), don't insist like a maniac. Then discuss the alternative
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22 SEX TIP #118
I should have told you about this, sailor, SEAMAN, look:
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Girls take a LONG time to warm up, so foreplay before sex is essential
Failing to bring a girl to orgasm? Right!!! Sure, you missed the foreplay, didn't you!
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Foreplay should last at least 10-15 minutes, only AFTER THAT you can start. Google, pirate, how to do foreplay properly. | 720 | 3 | Loading... |
23 Your underpants! Fashionable Verdict, Tip #117
For cheap underpants, 5 YEARS STRAIGHT, get under the bunk.
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Buy yourself 2-3 Calvin Klein or Puma shorts or something and...and..aaand
I KNOW $100 FOR ONE pair is too expensive, but only wear them on SPECIAL days - if you're going on a date or have sex planned.
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Your panties might accidentally flare out from under your belt, bro, and let the gal see the brand label, you uber-fashionable male! | 753 | 1 | Loading... |
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25 How to hit on her? Tip #116
I always make it easy peasy for you, crew, and give you the SIMPLE pickups:
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At the supermarket, walk up to the sweetie and say:
"Hi, my mom asked me to buy flour for a pie, and I dunno anything about flour. Can you help?"
OR ANY OTHER STUPID ADVICE.
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That's a DOUBLE punch, bro:
1. you're showing that you're not embarrassed by your mom and you're generally a BADASS son.
2. If you get scared, you can bail after help - no strings attached. But better BOOST SELF-CONFIDENCE, and see it through to the end - pick up the phone. | 726 | 2 | Loading... |
26 Manipulation, Tip #115
Top tip, also suitable for "getting out of the friendzone:
ADMIRE OTHER CHICKS.
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Exactly admire - if you have a mutual company, talk to other gals more, compliment them, and show a DIRECT interest
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"Wow, you play guitar? Wow, I've always admired talented people. Talent isn't given to everybody, God gave it to me."
And your lady will be STUNNED and get mad and wanna prove that she's just as good and has talent too, and fight for your attention.
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27 How to text a girl? Tip #114
That's a huge topic, guys, so I'm gonna give you some short tips:
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END THE CONVERSATION FIRST
Always! You're the man, and if you feel like the correspondence is reaching an impasse, DON'T procrastinate on it!
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End it as if you were chatting with a friend: no "bye" or anything, just get her last line and disappear. Come back later.
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Gonna be incredibly helpful for those who don't KNOW what to correspond about at all and can't find a topic to talk about. | 748 | 6 | Loading... |
28 Cheers, crew, morning. Tip #113
Manipulation. When you're chatting with a girl, you have to...
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You have to create a sense of SAFETY and confidence, and there's a tip for that:
SAY "SPECIAL" WORDS MORE OFTEN
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Utter words like "understanding", "trust", "comfort", "together", "calm", "relationship", "feelings", "warmth", "closeness", "kinship", "soul" and stuff like that
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Fill UP your speech with these words, and on a subconscious level a girl will start to trust you, hence, you'll get sex faster.
They wanna hear it - we give them what they want.
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29 Tinder. Tip #112
How to start messages, crew? Without any bullshit, without any snot - take the girl by the hair from the very beginning and drag her to another messenger.
CAUSE TINDER DOESN'T HAVE AN "INTIMATE" ATMOSPHERE.
And messenger is already PERSONAL, it'll be easier to seduce her there.
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Oh yeah, lots of objections come up!
And you have to know how to work them out, but even just asking for a number is a great start, a pirate, to lure girls into YOUR territory.
Try it yourself, sailor. Stop asking boring questions about her favorite music. Be a man:
"Hey honey, come hang out with me on messenger."
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And what to text about in messenger is the second question. | 709 | 2 | Loading... |
30 Hooking Up in Clubs and Bars, Tip #111
Here's the most vital piece of advice, it's a mistake, and virtually ALL sailors make it:
DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH ALCOHOLπ§¨
Inexperienced pirates (and experienced ones too) pour ROM down their throats to relax, and that's the only way they get to talk to girls confidently.
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That's a bad idea: girls don't WANT to see a drunk animal around them, bro, because drunk dudes are NOT CONTROLLING the situation.
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And she is looking to see control and reliability, you know?
So determine right away: either you're here to dance all night and pour booze (and that's cool too), or you're here to get to know her.
If the second option, a couple of cocktails a night is enough. | 736 | 1 | Loading... |
31 Kissing Tip for SHIPBOY, #110
Chicks in personal messages are asking to talk about lip nibbling - it's GREAT, it turns girls on, but...
SLOW DOWN A LITTLE BIT
Don't bite her lips like it's a steak and you want to rip a piece off - do everything EXTREMELY gently and carefully, sailor, there's very thin skin there, it's not a piece of rubber! Control yourself and check with your partner to see if it's too hard (if in doubt).
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Otherwise, you chew on them there and they complain to me. | 690 | 0 | Loading... |
32 Online Dating, Tip #109
Never, never, never, never
NEVER DO THAT IN TINDER !!!
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Not a "what kind of music do you listen to?", "what hobbies do you have?", "what floor do you live on?"
It's all...
UNNECESSARY GARBAGE!
You can't discuss it on tinder, DO NOT try to get her to like you that way. It's boring, dull bullshit.
If your correspondence is anything like this, no wonder you can't hook up with anyone online, sailor!
I'll tell you how to do it soon, but in the meantime, work on your mistakes. | 738 | 0 | Loading... |
33 AWKWARD silence! Tip #108
The best improvisation is a PREPPED BEFORE ONE, sailor! Take a few selfies on your phone in advance (in different scenery),
AND IF AN AWKWARD SILENCE ARISES
Walk around with a trump card:
"Listen, can you help me pick out a female avatar with a woman's eye?"
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Crouch closer to her, and sit back and flip through the pics, discuss what's good and what's bad.
JUST DON'T MUMBLE.
Do it with confidence. Gals like to do that shit, so go ahead. | 776 | 0 | Loading... |
34 Should I pay for the gal? Tip #107
Totally forgot to tell you yesterday: there's a gimmicky trick to get away with paying. But you need to be sure.
TELL HER THAT:
- Have you ever paid for a man?
- Ahaha, not yet.
- Here's a great opportunity for you today.
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And if you're generally SURE, a small bill can make her pay, proven.
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Or, at the very least, she'll get scared and offer to split the check for two herself - out of harm's way, so you don't splurge on her.
ROB WOMEN, YOHOHO | 744 | 1 | Loading... |
35 Should i pay for her on the first date? Tip #106
It's a tough, debatable question, opinions differ here, guys. But in general, keep in mind.
THATβS NOT THE KEY MOMENT, and it's perfectly possible to trick a girl into having sex even if you didn't pay for it, but!!!!!
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In our culture, it's PRIVATE to pay for a girl (unfortunately), but here's the universal formula, command:
1. If the bill is small (by your standards), pay and forget. My limit on a first date is up to $50. Coffee and a brownie.
2. If she orders too much food for herself, tell her we pay separately.
3 If she wants to pay, kiss her on the forehead on my behalf and let her take out her wallet.
If you're embarrassed and pay too much - you sagged, sheβs gonna feel it, and thatβs unacceptable.
Determine a comfy amount for yourself in advance, you don't have to splurge on an unknown hottie, you're not her sponsor!
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AND HERE'S ANOTHER THING TO PAY ATTENTION TO:
For a first date, no restaurants. A decent coffee shop is the perfect place! | 730 | 2 | Loading... |
36 FASHION VERDICT! Tip #105
That's an URGENT inclusion: I told you that I have a girl stylist and she asked me to tell you...
Not to buy aviator sunglasses for this summer!
Aviators suck, simply put, they're out of fashion. So when choosing glasses, look out for other shapes or no girl will be yoursπ
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Aviators are like the Hugh Jackman in the pic. I have those too, in all likelihood I need to change𧨠| 728 | 0 | Loading... |
37 How to know if she likes you? Tip #104
Hints, HINTS, bro! Learn to notice them.
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IF A GAL SENDS YOU SELFIES
It's almost a sure sign that she likes you! If she sends pictures that emphasize her legs, her breasts, if she sends pics in her home robe and anything that has a touch of intimacy...
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SHE LIKES YOU, PIRATE.
A hottie won't just send you selfies from an elevator, she WON'T! 90% that it's time to ask her out!
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And the 10% are really weird girls who send pictures of themselves in private messages to everyone. | 812 | 5 | Loading... |
38 Sex Tip #103
That's for couples long time together (DON'T DARE to do that with a new girl, pirate, not everyone will get it).
ROLE PLAYSπ
It's cool to diversify sex, sailor, START WITH SMALL! Well, like, with a nurse costume - and play the game: you have a coronavirus, and she's here to treat you.
And then who knows, who knows what you'll get to, pervertsπ | 773 | 0 | Loading... |
39 Wow, it's morning already, shocking! Tip #102
Manipulation of a girl. It's about to get messy, crew:
MANIPULATE THROUGH PITY
That's 100% the way to get a gal attached to you and get sex from her as fast as possible. Gently, tactfully instill in her the idea of how you are:
- Lonely, but tired of being lonely.
- No woman has ever been able to understand you before.
- You've had a bad relationship with your parents since childhood
- Unlucky in love.
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It's all that movie, "near-romantic" nonsense, not "I have scoliosis and back pain" kind of stuff.
GET IT?! π§¨
Girls are pitiful creatures by nature, her brain will unconsciously start generating "he won't be lonely with me", "I can comprehend him", "I'll give him the affection he never had" responses.
WORKS PERFECTLYπ£
Still, you can't get a long-term relationship that way, but for seduction, that's just what you need, a pirate! | 826 | 3 | Loading... |
40 How to initiate a kiss? Tip #101
Pirates writing in PM: we get it, you have to kiss no later than the 3rd date, but how do you lead up to it?
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1. There are already a HUNDREDS of tips on the channel - so you have an idea of how to communicate with her and how to behave
2. To all the "right" behavior, add TACTILE CONTACT
π£HEAR? TACTILE CONTACT!
So, constantly look for ways to touch her: take a non-existent speck of dust off her shoulder; take her palm to examine her rings; hug her when you meet her; if you're sitting next to her, touch your thigh
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IN SHORT! LOOK FOR ANY OPPORTUNITIES TO TOUCH HER UNOBTRUSIVELY.
She needs to get used to being touched. Take her palm, start stroking her whole hand, continue the conversation. Go higher - shoulder, Neck, then gently place your hand on her neck and kiss.
MISSION COMPLETE 100/100π₯³π₯³π₯³
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PS Don't be afraid to touch her. That's how you show that you like her. And it makes her feel good too - that's the point of the date. | 792 | 1 | Loading... |
Another Manipulation, Tip #137
Yo-ho-ho-ho, comrade pirate, look here, if you see that a girl is interested in you, writes you and sends pictures, then...
DON'T BE QUICK TO RECIPROCATE.
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Don't dare, sailor, don't let her get drunk on your attention AT ONCE - ignore her! Answer longer and don't rush your date, even if she HAS called.
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Let her suffer, sailor, before she gets you - otherwise she might quickly lose interest.
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Get yourself out in parts - won't be going anywhere in the coming weeks, since you've got a crush.
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Getting nervous before a date? Tip #135
A simple technique, you can both before acquaintance and before a date:
PRETEND YOU HAD SEX.
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Before your date, sit at home for 20 minutes, and imagine in detail how you had fun with her. Put some imagination into it - it's your job to compel your brain to believe it happened.
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If you visualize it well, you'll be surprised how much easier the date will be, pirateπ
How to pick up in a bar or club? Tip #134
Bro, BRO, pirate!!!!!. The most important thing: never use constructions like.
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"Hi, can I introduce myself?"
Or "hi, can I sit next to you?" - these are all signs of FAILURE, there are tons of other people wanting to touch her ass in nightclubs, so,
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SO!!!
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SO start a conversation with simple, confident phrases: "Hey, how's it going?" or "Hey, how's your evening going?" but
NEVER ask permission, sailor! π΄β οΈ
MANIPULATION, Tip #133
LOOK HERE, pirate, if you're already convinced this girl likes you, start...
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START SMILING LESS.
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That way she will constantly, EVERYWHERE think she's done something wrong, just....
JUST DON'T OVERDO IT:
Don't be serious too often, but have occasional serious days - let her see that you can be SERIOUS, that you're not a boy. Let her be nervous.
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Relationships, Tip #132
Crew, in my PM Iβve STILL seen:
- My girlfriend has done sth, what should I do?
- She doesn't do this and that, what should I do?
- She's etc.
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PIRATES, WHATβS THE HELL?!
Are you building a relationship with me? You have a girlfriend, you MUST discuss problems with her, you just MUST do it, and here's some advice:
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YOU DISCUSS ALL PROBLEMS AND GRIEVANCES WITH HER.
You're in a relationship, you know? That's how you build your relationship, LISTEN to your PARTNER, sailor, you don't need to listen to anyone else until you've listened to YOUR girlfriend's position!!!!
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Is there a problem, a dissatisfaction, an understatement? Sit down and discuss it like a mature, reasonable man.
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Compliments!!!!!!! Tip #131
Guys, question:
What is the MOST IMPORTANT sound in life for every person? It's the sound of his name, pirate, we all LOVE to hear our name, which means...
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That, you MUST start every compliment with her name:
- Kate, you have a nice voice!
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Get it, right? That's how works this COMBO: it makes her feel good to hear both her name and the compliment itself, and you become the BEST creature to her, giving her pleasure.
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SEX TIPππππ #130
Guys, PIRATES!!!!! Gals are shy creatures, they're bashful, so:
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS WHEN YOU HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME
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Cos most girls are SO SHY, and she won't be particularly comfortable undressing in front of you the first time, so...
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If she doesn't insist, turn the lights down or off. That way she will relax and there will be more FIREπ₯π₯π₯
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The trial is on! Fashion verdict #129
Stop carrying phones, change, and keys in your POCKETS, cuz that's AWFUL, and buy a stylish man's bag, sailor!
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Cool advice, but unfortunately I don't follow it myself - I carry my keys in my pants and they don't stick out nicely, and that's from a style standpoint...
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UNACCEPTABLE!
So trump the captain, sailor - buy a fancy bag (I have no idea how to choose one, google it yourself).
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How to grasp a hint, Tip #128
Well, how, HOW to get it?!?!?
And it's simple: if she laughs at your jokes, it's a deal, she likes you. And you can REALLY check it out:
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Tell her some REALLY unfunny joke. If she smiled - bro, she likes you, SAILOR, grab her quick and drag her to her cabin! Can you make a girl laugh? 80% of the job is done.
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Tip #127
That's some sort of manipulation:
BE MYSTERIOUS.
Chicks are very, very, very, very, VERY, VERY curious creatures, so you have to contain a SECRET, it can easily be made up.
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When it comes to hobbies, say "I have too special a hobby and I only tell the people closest to me about it. Maybe I'll share it with you sometime."
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She'll bite her nails, from now on you're a mystery and everyone dreams of solving the mystery, you get it, Sailor, you get it?????!!!!!!!β οΈ
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