Catturd ™
📈 Analytical overview of Telegram channel Catturd ™
Channel Catturd ™ (@catturd_2tm) in the English language segment is an active participant. Currently, the community unites 18 195 subscribers, ranking 3 109 in the Politics category and 2 092 in the USA region.
📊 Audience metrics and dynamics
Since its creation on невідомо, the project has demonstrated rapid growth, gathering an audience of 18 195 subscribers.
According to the latest data from 09 September, 2026, the channel demonstrates stable activity. Although there has been a change in the number of participants by -267 over the last 30 days and by -19 over the last 24 hours, overall reach remains high.
- Verification status: Not verified
- Engagement rate (ER): The average audience engagement rate is 34.16%. Within the first 24 hours after publication, content typically collects 18.44% reactions from the total number of subscribers.
- Post reach: On average, each post receives 6 226 views. Within the first day, a publication typically gains 3 360 views.
- Reactions and interaction: The audience actively supports content: the average number of reactions per post is 203.
- Thematic interests: Content is focused on key topics such as catturd, breaking, insider, lie, loomer.
📝 Description and content policy
The author describes the resource as a platform for expressing subjective opinions:
“The turd you can’t flush.”
Thanks to the high frequency of updates (latest data received on 10 September, 2026), the channel maintains relevance and a high level of publication reach. Analytics show that the audience actively interacts with content, making it an important point of influence in the Politics category.
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| 2 | Ohio prosecutor just confirmed that the man who "attacked" governor candidate Amy Acton (D) NEVER GOT NEAR HER
Amy Vodka Acton lied, of course.
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| 3 | The crackcoin is a flop - 😂
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| 4 | 🚨 STOP LYING TO YOURSELF. THIS ISN'T "JUST AGING".
If you are over 40, wake up feeling like you’ve been hit by a train, and need three cups of coffee just to clear your brain fog... your body is physically failing to repair itself.
You are living in a state of silent biological bankruptcy.
Every single second, toxic electronic smog from your phone, concrete environments, and zero grounding are draining your biological batteries. Your cellular voltage is collapsing. Your cells are suffocating, unable to flush out waste, allowing chronic inflammation to literally eat away at your joints and lower spine.
You are wearing down twice as fast as you can heal.
The solution isn't another pill or a temporary stretch. It’s a total cellular reset.
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| 5 | When those three crazy jurors were interviewed today, all I saw was this.
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| 6 | The Iranian regime is PANICKING after Scott Bessent reveals they only have 30 million barrels of oil or less are left, now LASHING OUT and threatening to launch an "exclusion zone" in Hormuz
Bessent is going full economic assassin mode...gas lines are surging, inflation for Iran is RAMPANT, troops aren't being paid, and some leaders are worried they're COOKED
"2 million barrels a day pre-war to just 200K sold per day." 🤯
Bessent has even just SHUT DOWN a bank in Turkey used by China to fund Iran, and more might be on the way.
ECONOMIC D-DAY IS STILL ONGOING
The regime has no way out but to surrender to Donald J. Trump 🇺🇸
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| 7 | A former senior US Citizenship and Immigration Services official has been ARRESTED for taking bribes to illegally give out green cards, and fast-track immigration applications
His name: Lukman Owolabi Ganiyu. Accomplice: Adeniyi Akeem Somoye 😠
LOCK THEM UP!
Over multiple years, they took nearly $1 MILLION in exchange for immigration application-related favors, per Fox
The charges: conspiracy to receive illegal gratuities by a public official
Root out all fraud in our immigration system! 🇺🇸
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| 8 | Dave Smith says so?
😂😂😂😂
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| 9 | THE PRICE OF WAITING
WAITING FEELS FREE—UNTIL YOU COUNT WHAT IT COSTS.
Another long day your body has to carry.
Another evening when the tension follows you home.
Another promise that you will finally make time for yourself “later.”
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Your heart keeps its rhythm. Nerves keep sending signals. Muscles keep carrying the load you place on them every day.
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| 10 | Here we go 😂😂😂
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| 11 | 🚨 BREAKING UPDATE: A Prime Air Boeing 767 cargo jet arriving from San Juan reportedly overshot the runway at Miami International Airport and caught fire, sending thick black smoke into the sky.
It was not a passenger flight. The crew’s condition remains unknown. 🙏🏾
Holy crap. That’s bad.
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| 12 | This is what it’s like to be picked up by the new Tesla Cybercab
This is really cool. The vehicle lights up green to indicate it’s your car. You can open the trunk to put your items inside
Once in the car there is no steering wheel, no peddle. You just relax, watch a show, play a game or just do anything you want to do while you are driven to your destination
Right now the Tesla Cybercab is about half the price as Uber and Lyft
Elon Musk says the goal is to make them much cheaper
Elon Musk says Cybercab operating cost at scale should be around 20 cents per mile, with a rider price including taxes of 30–40 cents per mile
For reference it’s about $1.70 per mile with Uber and Lyft plus a base fair, booking fee and random surge pricing
This really is incredible.
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| 13 | 🇺🇸LABOR DAY WAS BUILT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO KEEP SHOWING UP.
The early mornings.
The late nights.
The work nobody sees.
You carry the job.
You carry the family.
And somehow, you keep putting yourself last.
Today, choose differently.
You deserve the truth.
And you deserve to have it at home.
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Only 57 systems remain in the Labor Day allocation.
When today ends, this price ends with it.
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| 14 | RFK Jr. says the era of social media companies deliberately addicting children to their devices is OVER.
Now he says Big Tech needs to use that same engineering power to protect kids instead.
“These companies have paid the greatest engineers in world history to figure out ways to manipulate algorithms, to hijack the human brain, and particularly the brains of our children, and get them addicted to their devices.”
“And now we need to use that same talent to protect our children.”
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| 15 | 🚨 BREAKING: Treasury Sec. Scott Bessent just sanctioned and severed a TURKISH BANK for aiding the Iranian regime to the tune of tens of millions, FOLLOWING THROUGH on his threats from the G20
BESSENT IS AN ASSASSIN 🔥
Golden Global Yatirim Bankasi Anonim Sirketi is officially designated by OFAC. Boom. Another bank, and its subsidiaries, just FOUND OUT
BESSENT: "We know who you are, we know where you are, and we will continue to take action together with our allies and partners until we have buried the head of the Iranian snake."
He dropped this a few days ago:
"We know who you are, YOU know who you are, and we are probably going to announce a bank sanction THIS WEEK, and we are announcing one the week AFTER."
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| 16 | JD Vance says that Donald Trump's 65 billion Venezuela oil barrel deal will REFILL the US petroleum reserve DEPLETED by Biden, and help alleviate gas prices
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| 17 | I would say - well, they voted for this.
But they didn't did they?
He was installed.
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| 18 | The US Senate has gaveled IN and OUT of a pro forma session, with recess still going on until Sept. 14
Sen. TED BUDD (R-NC) was tapped to preside over this pro forma session. It appears 4 pro forma sessions remain
BUDD just dropped this statement: "The idea that any Republican Senator does so to block POTUS nominees or is committing 'treason' by doing so is as ridiculous as it is false."
Absolutely worthless.
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| 19 | Great - sigh.
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| 20 | They’re building one in Tallahassee near where I live.
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