Ukrainian Funsies for English Bunsies

'Take out the thumb out of the bum, please'. https://x.com/marina_rudyuk_/status/1927719539820712102

Create a password Just don't use your bank account password, we didn't put too much into this app's safety via [link]

When you message him "I'm going to the shower" and instead of "without me? 🥺" he replies "finally." via [link]

Who doesn't bear the Chaos inside will never give birth to the stars. via [link]

ЗБІР! Слава Україні, люба спільнота, співгромадяни, побратими і посестри Багато казати не буду. Мене звати Гонта, вже якийсь час я стою за свою країну в складі Збройних Сил. Як деякі з вас вже знають я працюю в ППО, і в силу щоденної праці з важким озброєнням встала потреба в засобах захисту того що залишилось від мого слуху і дурної голови. Збираємо на шолом FAST NIJ IIIa з навушниками Earmor M32 (X) Наша ціль - 13,000₴ При отриманні зробимо фотозвіти Банка: https://send.monobank.ua/jar/6WGMuAxorb Заздалегідь дуже вдячний всім за підтримку

Honta needs a helmet! Hearing protection for working with anti-air artillery and head protection for everything else. Sadly no paypal or international bank yet, IBAN is in the linked page.

https://x.com/Dita_Renard/status/1925305940992987566 "Go clean the shit in the litter."

Be nice to others, like a dragon! via [link]

Do not offer sex, I don't really remember how to at this point via [link]

— Phew, hey, people, I just barely got away from her. Only had time to grab my coffee. — Go do something! — Yeah, right, go do something. Why would I? I'm drinking coffee. via [link]

I confess I was doing nothing But with what anxiety via [link]

Sunday morning aside, today is the Day of Remembrance of Crimean Tatar genocide, the ethnic cleansing of Crimean Tatars by the Soviets. Just one of the many they did. As an act of remembrance I would like to recommend a 2013 dramatisation of the events, directed by Akhtem Seitablaiev, called Haytarma. It's solid, poignant, and a way to peer into the tragedy of an ethnic group different from yours. May the victims have their right to speak.

Finally having breakfast at 15 in the morning *16, actually via [link]

JD Vance: the next pope is going to be an American. Pope Francis: over my dead body. JD Vance: alright. #PL via [link]

- absolutely adore literature, recently I read Tiger Fuckers - Did you mean Tiger Trappers? - :]

If putin doesn't come to Türkiye on Thursday, there is going to be no meeting with putin in Türkiye on Thursday! Context: Trump administration trying to pretend that they aren't russian assets and pretending to threaten russia if it refuses to participate in peace talks via [link]

When dms gets so real you start stopping in random places via [link]

Haha, funny memes about two nuclear states going to war via [link]

Look at this beautiful woman I made for you And please, stop fucking the tiger. via [link]