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just imagine the ceo of binance sitting at his laptop for an hour. no calls, he told his secretary. he has to think. hes scrolling on reddit. i need to find a picture i can put my face on that the westerners are gonna love. its gotta be perfect. cz's been posting coins for days now. my first ones gotta bang. hes scrolling. hes sweating.
he already thought of the perfect wagmi phrase "financial freedom for all" he just cant find something to match it that inspires hope in coiners across the globe
his secretary keeps knocking on his door, "mr teng, it's been almost two hours now, are you okay?" finally he remembers cyberpunk 2077. thats like kinda crypto related right? the axiom kids probably love keanu reeves. and gaming.
he fires up sora. he uploads a selfie and the still from the cyberpunk trailer
"replace face match style keep everything else same"
send
he can hardly wait while sora loads the image
he paces around his office, hands on his head saying "come on... come on..."
finally he checks his laptop. there it is. it's perfect. this coin better go to a few hundred mil or cz's gonna think im gay
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Lmao between bikes and cars and words and everything else this doesn't even surprise me. Inb4 tv shows, movies and gods
