TheHolyChurch of TERPZZ

BTC Fees are a bit crazy right now - Make sure you use optimal to high fees when you order, as we will not process your order until the transaction is showing confirmed on the blockchain. Nobody wants your order to sit in limbo because you wanted to save a dollar or two. If you want to save money on fees, consider using XMR / Monero

🔠🔠🔠🔠 We just updated our Wook Wax and Glue Factory with an additional 23 different strains between them. Also, Treefiddys are fully restocked (and looking quite nice) The new Wook and Glue is top notch. It keeps getting better and better, but the price is at an all time low thanks to our Very Terpy Christmas Sale @terpsalezz is standing by as always to take your orders and help out to the best of their abilities - any time 24/7

🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡 Famous Treefiddy Outdoors NEW UK Cheese Tahoe OG Stardawg Guava Golden Lemon AppleJacks Apple Fritter TimeWreck 1oz $45 4oz $100 8oz $200 1lb $350 5+ $325 10+ $300 @terpsalezz to order

the cutoff for same day processing is at 9:30 AM PST this morning. It's a bit stacked due to the sale, but there is room on the list today. @terpsalezz is standing by as always

🐸 🐸🐸🐸🐸 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 Happy holidaze everybody. If you need a perfect gift for the stoner in your life, or the ability to flip some quick packs for christmas money, we have you all set. WOOK WAX 1oz $72.25 4oz $272 8oz $544 1lb $935 5+ $892.50 10+ $850 15+ $828.75 Glue Factory 1oz $85 4oz $323 8oz $637.5 1lb $1232.50 3+ $1190 Classic rosin 1g $17 28+ $16.15 each 112g+ $14.45 each 224g+ $12.75 each Clearance Rosin 1 gram $21.25 HTE SAUCE 5ml+ $12.75/ml 30ml+ $8.50/ml Bubble Hash 1 gram $10.20 10 plus $8.50 each Neurovana chocolates 1 bar $17 10+ $15.30 25+ $14.45 50+ $13.60 100+ 12.75 250+ $11.90 Polkadot gummies $10 each Premium Deps 1oz $56 4oz $200 8oz $360 1lb $680 5+ $660 10+ $640 TWOFIDDY flower buy 2 get 1 free ($250/lb) @terpsalezz to order

The new stock of our twofiddys are a great improvement over prior batches. Still only $250 each or $200 each with 3+

Good morning church fam our order cutoff for same day processing will be at 930 am PST this fine day. your pals at @terpsalezz are waiting patiently for your order, so hit us up and we will get you taken care of.

🔠🔠🔠 High quality LSD-25 Blotter paper - each dose 110ug 10 Strip - $100 Half sheet (50 tabs) - $150 Sheet (100 tabs) - $250 sale $200 Page (900 tabs) - $1250 sale price Book (9000 tabs) - $11,000 $9000 *SPECIAL* 4500 Paper Tabs $4500 GEL TABS - 150ug 10 strip $100 Half Sheet (50 tabs) $180 Sheet (100 tabs) $300 Art subject to change Vials Sale $200 each 1 vial $250 5+ $225 10+ $200 30+ $175 11,000 ug Vials are half full by volume, measured to 100 hits. Please don’t say it’s not full. I’ve always been a “vial half full” kind of person. 500ug / 5ug per dose life changing microdose 1 unit $80 10+ $75 each 50+ $50 each 1 gram raw fluff $10,000 Free shipping on all orders “This is direct from the source. Less than 1% variance in purity. Typical readout is 99.8867” (from our acid department head) Dm @TerpSalezz to place your orders

REMINDER - nobody from my team will initiate a conversation with you. We only reply to existing conversations that you start. Always check the @ - @notterpzz and @terpsalezz are our only accounts. if in doubt, send them a pgp message encoded with the terpzz 2.0 pgp key from t.me/terpzzpgp and ask for the contents

Follow t.me/churchdropzz And @churchdropzz on instagram and tiktok we'll have some great videos of our community outreach project coming soooon

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slide on in @terpsalezz dms are warm and inviting. Our last order cutoff until sunday is at 9:30 AM PST today, so if you want to start a chain reaction that ends up with weed in your mailbox..... bang my line

🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸🐸 🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡🔡 PREMIUM Gravy Train Grape Stomper Gelato Thin Mintz Guava Caffeine Legend OG Black Cherry Lemon Cherry Gelato 1oz $70 ***PRICE DROP 4oz $250 8oz $450 1lb $850 5+ $825 10+ $800 @terpsalezz to order

YOU STILL HAVE TIME to slide on into @terpsalezz dms and lock your order in for same day processing. The cutoff is at 9:30 AM PST

We need to crack down on clients giving us obviously fake names and/or the names of celebrities. things like this bring negative attention to our drops, which can result in stolen or compromised packages. It is best practice to use the name of a person who regularly receives mail at the address you are using. Nothing says "HEY THERE'S PROBABLY WEED IN THIS" to your mailman faster than Seymour Butts M Night Shamalyan A variation of your telegram username random names of A list Celebs If I spot something like this in our order entry, you will be contacted to rectify it. Please keep this in mind and help us continue to run a smooth, safe operation by not trying to play silly games with the drop addresses.

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🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠🔠 Subgenius Mushrooms A+++ Albino Penis Envy DC Mac Golden Teachers Hillbilly Machine Elf Melmac #1 MELMACxPE Peckerwood Envy Penis Envy Peruvian Sun Teachers Tidal Wave Personally blessed psychedelic mushrooms Quit your job. Slack off and eat / sell mushrooms instead. 1/2oz $50 1oz $70 4oz $200 8oz $375 🔠🔠🔠🔠 1LB $600 3+ $550 1lb $650 3+ $600 @terpsalezz to order