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🍌 🔥 🎃 - The Second Banani-Pumpkin war has begun. anonymous poll 🎃 – 47 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 54% 🍌 – 40 👍👍👍👍👍👍 46% 👥 87 people voted so far.

⚡BREAKING - In this video, 🍌 Bananistani terrorist group called "Boko Banan 🍌" is committing war crimes against Pumpkinreich 🎃 civilians. Approximately 20 Pumpkings have been killed in this small border conflict when Boko Banan forces broke into Pumpking territory in the Pumpfried Line region. Pumpkin-SS ☠️ troops have been dispatched to push back the terrorist invaders. Is this the birth of a new war between the two nations?

🍌 ❌ 🎃 -- Boko Banana forces have reportedly entered the border city of Pumpakan!

🍌 🔥 🎃 After learning from the first war, the Pumpkinreich has developed mobile warfare tactics and quickly blitzed into the border regions of Bananistan.

🍌⚡️🎃 - This just in, after a video popped up on various telegram channels of alleged Terrorist cell "Boko Banan 🍌" executing Pumpkinstani civilians, a new wave of skirmishes are reported beginning along the border regions of the Fruit nations. 🍌 Bananistani leader said no such organization exists and this was a fake video pushed by Pumpkinstani extremists to start a new conflict in the region. 🎃 Pumpkinstani leaders only words were "TBD" after addressing the beginning of the operation.

⚡BREAKING - In this video, 🍌 Bananistani terrorist group called "Boko Banan 🍌" is committing war crimes against Pumpkinreich 🎃 civilians. Approximately 20 Pumpkings have been killed in this small border conflict when Boko Banan forces broke into Pumpking territory in the Pumpfried Line region. Pumpkin-SS ☠️ troops have been dispatched to push back the terrorist invaders. Is this the birth of a new war between the two nations?