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@feroticszone ____________ After 4 rounds of sex, she looked into my eyes and said, "upon all this, you will still cheat on me" I nearly cried because she was saying the truth😭😂😂😂 @feroticszone ___________ A teacher asks her class, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says "I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day". The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson. "And you, Susie? " the teacher asked. Susie says "I wanna be Johnnys bitch." 🙆‍♂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone __________ A classmate lost his mum so we contributed money for one guy to send it on our behalf. This guy chop the money and told us that if his mother dies we shouldn't pay anything😳😂😂 @feroticszone ___________ SOME GIRLS THINK DEM WISE 😂😂😂😂 I was taking a lovely walk 👫 with my bae yesterday evening 💏😘❤ And suddenly a certain guy stopped with his BMW car 🚖 and started calling my girlfriend 😏 She wanted to say No ✋ but I allowed her to go and see why she was being called 😊..... After she reached where the car 🚗 was they started chatting 💬, laughing and I couldn't hear 👂 what the conversation was all about course I was busy waiting for her 😏 She got inside the car 🚖 then I walked to them And asked "Joyce what are you doing " 🤷‍♀️ Let's go😒 🚶 She smiled 😊, and said "James" my brother just go home I'll find you 😯" I was shocked to be called "Brother " by my own Girlfriend 😳 🙆‍♀️ then I thought for a while and came up with an idea....🤔 I also smiled 😊 And said "But sister you haven't taken your HIV drug 💊 😂 And it's afternoon already 😋 Remember what the doctor said that your HIV is chronic ooo 😏😂😅😃😄 Immediately he kicked her out of the car 😂😂😂😂 I hate nonsense😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone __________ I thought I knew all sex styles until I heard my neighbour saying, "Bend As If you're Going Back To 2021" Eii🤯😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone

🎄FEROTICSZONE🎅😂: A little girl 👧 was alone crying 😢 besides a grave 🗿 at the cemetery🏚️. Feeling pity 😌 I approached her and asked 🗣️ her,'why crying 😢 alone here girl 👧 .she replied ,"none of my relatives were present at my burial" .Ladies and gentlemen I’m still running🙄😏🤣🤣🤣 @feroticszone ------------------------------------------------- When your mom finally meet her old friends in the market, my brother just look for some bench and sleep😂😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone -------------------_------------------------_ *If Relationship is not meant for Sex ,then start dating your family members .l hate nonsense* ....😂😂😂💔 @feroticszone ---------------------------------------------------------- My babe is asleep. Guys, sorry for not posting regularly these days. I'm in love and I will be back when am heartbroken😅. See you later lonely people.😂😂😂 Love sweet oooooo.🙈🕺🕺😂😂 @feroticszone -------------------------------------------------------- I know the economy is bad and everyone is broke😒😒😒 But why you go flash me for WhatsApp 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 @feroticszone -----———————------------------------ *When ur boss starts saying, "don't call me sir, call me Eric" My sister just find iron pant and wear*😹😹😹😹 @feroticszone --------------------------------------------------------_--------— Some of you keep wondering why some of us are always happy 😊🤷‍♀️ok listen...it’s because we got used to the way of nature 🗺 . We don’t expect much🙅‍♀️, we got used to lies😔, disappointment 😫, tough life😒, fake friends 😢, heart breaks💔, getting broke🤦‍♀️, falling and raising again🌟 .... so basically nothing is new💯💯💯 If your money 💴 no reach to solve problem, Chop am, problem no dey finish 😂😂😂😂😂😂We move.....💃💃💃💃 @feroticszone ---------------------------------------------------_------------------------ *Before dating a lady...kindly verify if she is single or angry with her boyfriend... Make them no use you hold body till reconciliation time.. I go update you later.. I still dey cry*😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 @feroticszone ----------------------------------------_------------ At a job interview INTERVIEWER: Spell Schweinsteiger, Blaszczykowski & Schneiderlin. JOB SEEKER: Just say there is no job. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone --------------------------------------------------------------------- *My girlfriend posted I love Jesus and l posted l love Mary now she is asking asking me who Mary is*😒😒😒 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone -------------------------------------------------------------- Soldiers👮🏿‍♂️will kill people during battle then go home and sleep in peace🙂.. But just 1 person you will use for money rituals, ghost will be pursuing you up and down😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone --------------------------------_-------------------------------- So this man in my community took his church to court over a piece of land, he won the case, came back to the church on Sunday to do thanksgiving for winning his court case.😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone ------------------------_------------------------------------ Once a lady posts I'm feeling cold, it's there you'll see some guys behaving like microwaves😁😂😂😂😂 @feroticszone -------------------------------------------------------- *We are quarrelling and you are speaking good English do you want to disgrace me*😔😔 🤣🤣🤣 @feroticszone ------------------------------------------------------------------------- *I remember the day my ex sent me a breakup messages, and mum asked me what am I reading, then I told her "tips on how to cook a delicious meal" then she said "but why are you crying? Then I replied "I've reached where they are cutting onions*😭😹😹😹😹 @feroticszone _________ *If she sits on the chair and you’re not sure how to invite her to the bed, gently sit on your bed and take a photo of her with your phone. She will come and check.* *Must i teach you everything*🙂 @feroticszone __________ *Judgement day deɛ adultery and fornication cases will waste our time paaaa* 🙂🙂😂😂😂

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