Shitpost Palace

Be careful not to get so far up your own ass with race idolatry that you think a single digit number on a DNA test means Jack shit lmao

Nazis when they take a 23andMe and find out they're 3% jewish and can get a swanky gig with the ADL as a reformed hater

"Jon ashksh, where *sniff* could my pipe be? The next frame showsh Garfield with presumably Jonsh pipe in hish mouth, and Jon shouts GARFIELD!"

Eternal Monday of the Spotless Garf

Key Bridge Truthers explaining how Bad Vlad activated his Ukrainian FSB MK Ultra shipmaster asset into running the MV Dalit into the bridge (thereby setting off the thermite)

Founders graves turning into a sink hole from all the subterranean water(tears of joy from the utter realization of their intent)

“Francis Scott Key bridge destroyed by a mix of colored savages that should not be anywhere within 1000 miles of either this technology or country” [The Star Spangled Banner swells in volume]

“Sir, sir, have you tried turning your bridge off and turning it back on again sir?”

More like the MV Dalit

A ship full of colored savages causing problems is so on point for America that it feels like I'm rereading Moby Dick

Got the company credit card for this business lunch

Enacting extremely harsh border controls to prevent browns and negros from becoming gay browns and gay negros in 2 generations

Soviet prison camp administrators allowed the thieves to bully, rob and generally oppress the political prisoners and I have a hard time convincing myself I wouldn't do the same to lolberts and republicans if I was running labor camps

Snoopy wearing his Stoßtruppen uniform driving a Little Tykes Panzerkampfwagen, Leichter Panzerspähwagen, Sonderkraftfahrzeug, by Thomas Kincaid

Fascinating, Vivek, which side of the civil war did your family fight on, Caesar's or Pompey's?