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You see the thing is about this oddbod that On the Buses teamed up with is his daddy was in the KGB.
His daddy being Sergei Gavrilov who got into a wee bit of trouble in Poland back in the day. Not that Gavrilov in the duma.
So how did a bald bloke from web toed land with a fondness for leaking nationalist data team up with someone pretending to be a fake Greek prince who was in fact the son of a dodgy KGB officer.
Of all the enduring mysteries relating to On the Buses Blakey is how comes no one ever mentions his connections to one of the most ambitious frauds ever imagined...whereby Blakey's business partner...a most audacious fraudster attempted to take over a Ukrainian gold mine using nothing more than a shit load of fake companies, including fake banks, countries and Royal titles.
On the Buses Blakey carks it...after suffering a long insufferable bout of being a cunt...Sprinter very much looking forward to the bequest.
Dancing on the streets of Diss.
Who's next in celebrity death watch will it be bed bound in a semi coma Rory Sherbert or rocking like a polar bear on the bennies, O'Freckles.
Macbeth has been Macbethed as dozens of members call for his resignation in a really fucking long letter. Leave a cunting passive aggressive post it note on the yoghurt in the work fridge like a normal.
Here we go again as Platypus Anchovy celebrate their love of all things diverse by telling us what a lovely time they had with the LGBTQ Handmade gals and boys in the gayest friendly town in Yorkshire...and of course the Anchovies actively involved in the group, they fucking would be.
Perhaps,Special Needs Sammy can give out some leaflets advertising his range of rainbow products.
Just not having this bollocks.
Fucking hippies
The Fruitarian Song
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6MQU3DsAkBY&si=wnVJ3cSTGzWvXLNy
Apparently, Waco cunts in the woods who get caught setting up hippy enclaves in South America are the in thing in nationalism these days as they set up a next stage whites only enclave grift after running off with the wonga.
Pretty sure all Hitler ever wanted was folk songs about pomegranates.
When the Electoral Commission attempted to help Sprinter fill in the documents properly he and fatty deliberately junked it each time making it impossible for them to become a political party then lying about it to the gullible members of the retard cult.
Just as Macbeth and Yerbinator had told everyone.
And then when it came to telling everyone they sneaked in a new party without changing a thing that was categorically a load of old bollocks.
All there in released documents.
Just so they could keep hold of the loot, remember folks that Platypus Anchovy is just a limited company with two greedy scumbags listed as owners.
Who dupe their way to a cosy living.
You should ask for your money back but they don't do refunds.
Beastie Boys - Sabotage (Official Music Video)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=z5rRZdiu1UE&si=TS2KvWAw-JsSC3C2
