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⡏⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿ ⣿⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠉⠁⠀⣿ ⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠿⠿⠿⠻⠿⠿⠟⠿⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣄⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡟⠀⠀⢰⣹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣭⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠈⠉⠀⠀⠤⠄⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢾⣿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠤⢄⠀⠀⠀⠠⣿⣿⣷⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⡀⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢄⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠁⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿

⡄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⢢⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢘⡉⢻⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢐ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠳⡦⣸⣷⣄⡀⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⡂ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡊⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⡩⣉⠹⢷⢦⠁ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡞⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡌⠀⠀⢀⠉⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⠀⣀⠠⠤⠐⠚⠱⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠉⣻⠛⠋⠀⠀ ⡇⠀⠀⡊⠠⠐⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⠀⢀⠆⠿⡀ ⡗⠒⠒⠀⠀⠀⠠⠤⢤⡀⠀⢸⠀⠘⠀⠀⢌⠑⢢⠀ ⡇⠠⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢺⠀⠐⠀⠀⠂⠀⠀⠉⠒⠢⣄ ⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⢰⠤⠀⠀⢦⠁⠀⠀⢂

⠳⣌⢢⣀⣀⣀⣣⣀⣠⠤⡆⠀⠐⢚⣏⡩⢴⠋⢈⠟⣫⠟⠁ ⠀⠀⠉⠛⠛⠻⢮⣮⠙⠛⢻⣛⠭⢿⠒⢊⠏⢉⣯⠟⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢱⡎⢹⣀⠤⡖⠒⣸⣵⣾⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡗⠉⢀⣠⣧⣾⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡧⢺⣡⣾⣿⠿⡛⠛⣉⣩⣷⣄⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣡⣼⢯⡡⠔⠊⢩⠁⠀⠀⡎⢹⡀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⣿⢃⠎⠱⡀⢀⡨⡦⠀⢒⠳⣄⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⠿⢻⢇⣀⣤⣾⣇⡀⢹⠀⣸⡴⢾⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⢀⠇⣰⠏⠁⠀⠈⠻⣶⣓⣿⠁⠀⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⢸⡑⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⠏⢨⠙⢧⣠⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⢧⣿⣆⣠⣴⢿⠛⠒⢼⠔⢹⡿⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⣘⠛⢫⡴⠁⢀⣀⣎⡤⠞⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠓⠒⠐⠒⠊⠁⠀

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣠⣤⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣠⣤⡶⠟⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠛⠛⠻⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢠⡾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢿⣦⡀⠀ ⠀⣼⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⡀⠀⠹⣷⠀ ⣴⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠉⠙⠛⠛⠛⠛⠀⠀⢻⡇ ⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣴⠶⠶⠿⠿⠂⠀⠀⢠⡾⠿⠿⠿⣿ ⢿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣿ ⠘⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠦⠿⠿⠇⠀⠀⢿⡆⠐⠯⠿⣿ ⠀⠹⣧⡀⠀⣶⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⡄⠀⠀⠈⢻⡆⠀⠀⣿ ⠀⠀⢹⣧⠀⠹⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠛⠀⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⣿ ⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠻⣦⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣄⠀⢀⣼⠏ ⠀⠀⢸⡿⠀⠀⠀⠉⠻⣦⡀⠀⠁⠀⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⣼⡇⠀ ⠀⠀⣼⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣦⣀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⡾⠋⠀⠀ ⣠⣾⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠛⠛⠛⣿⣅⣀⣀⣀⣀ ⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠛⠛⠛⠛

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⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡌⡰⢃⡿⡡⠟⣠⢹⡏⣦⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢰⠋⡿⢋⣐⡈⣽⠟⢀⢻⢸⡂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣋⠴⢋⡘⢰⣄⣀⣅⣡⠌⠛⠆⣿⡄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣁⣐⠄⠹⣟⠯⢿⣷⠾⠁⠥⠃⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⡍⢴⣶⣶⣶⣤⣭⡐⢶⣾⣿⣶⡆⢨⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢏⣘⣚⣣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⣿⣿⣿⣧⣘⠶⢂⠹⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⠃⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⡀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡯⠄⠄⠾⠿⠿⢦⣝⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣷⣜⠿⢿⣿⡿⠟⣴⣾⣿⡇⢰⣾⣦⡹⣷⣮⡙⢟⣩⣾⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢶⣶⣦⢻⣿⣿⣷⢸⣿⣿⣷⣌⠻⡷⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡜⢿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⡬⣿⣿⣿⡏⢦⣔⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠎⠻⣷⡈⢿⣿⡇⢛⣻⣿⣿⢸⣿⣷⠌⡛⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢰⣷⡙⢷⣌⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⡿⢡⣾⣿⡶⠻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣶⣭⣙⠊⣿⣷⣬⣛⠻⣿⣿⠈⣴⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠹⢿⣿⣿⣿⣤⠻⠟⠋⠡⠘⠋⢸⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠙⢻⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣺⡿⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⡏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠻⠷⠄⢠⣄⠄⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠘⡿⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⠃⠸⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⢀⠼⣛⣛⣭⢭⣟⣛⣛⣛⠿⠿⢆⡠⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⢣⢶⣟⣿⣖⣿⣷⣻⣮⡿⣽⣿⣻⣖⣶⣤⣭⡉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⢹⠣⣛⣣⣭⣭⣭⣁⡛⠻⢽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻⣿⣿⣿⣽⡧⡄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣌⡛⢿⣽⢘⣿⣷⣿⡻⠏⣛⣀⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠙⡅⣿⠚⣡⣴⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄ ⠄⠄⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠑⣿⣮⣝⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄ ⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡠⠒⠉⠉⠉⠉⠒⢄ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⠀⣸⣷⠀⣼⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⣆⢿⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⠀⣄⠀⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢣⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣸⠿⠀⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇ ⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⠀⢧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣶⢋⣾⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣷⣼⡀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡿⣋⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀ ⠀ ⣠⢾⣿⣿⣿⡯⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟ ⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀ ⡇ ⠀ ⠀⠉⠉⡎⠉⠉⠉ ⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀ ⢧ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⢧⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠉⡗⠒⠒⠉ ⠑⠤⠤⠤⠒⡏ ⢻⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⡇⠀ ⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀ ⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠢⡀⢿⣿⣿ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣿⣝⢿ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣧ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣼⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀ ⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀ ⣿⣿⣿ ⠀ ⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀ ⣠⣿⣿⣿⣧ ⠛⠃⠛⠛⠛⠉⠀ ⠀ ⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠛⠃⠛⠛⠛⠉

Jharkhand Doesn't Exist!! Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so. Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes. Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak because he had forgotten his cover story, which was that he is a guy called Sachin Tendulkar from Maharashtra. On the spot he managed to make up a story about his life and told the recruiters that he was from Jharkhand. The recruiters, who were from South India, thought that it must just be another one of those North Indian states and thought it was normal. He played well and with the help of the rat controlling him under his cap (the rat was the spirit of Kapil Dev, who died earlier and is currently a clone, that is a different story I will tell later) won easily and got selected. However he felt bad that he was unable to use his Sachin Tendulkar cover and gave it to his Bangladeshi friend, who also joined him in a career of professional cricket. And that is the story of Jharkhand. Don't belive me? Tell me another thing from Jharkhand. Can only think of Dhoni? Yeah, I though so. Don't let the deep state lie to you anymore. Jharkhand is fake, it's simply not real. Source: my friend John Stalin, twice removed cousin of TN CM M.K Stalin told me.

When I saw this post, I remembered the advice my grandfather gave me at my Uncle's wedding while we were sitting close to each other next to the Music Band. The music was so loud I couldn't hear what he said.

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JHARKHAND DOES NOT EXIST. LEARN THE TRUTH. Have you guys ever seen someone from Jharkhand? Have you ever been to Jharkhand or know a person who has been to Jharkhand? Yeah, I didn't think so. Jharkhand is a conspiracy created by cricketer M.S Dhoni in order to hide the fact that he is a Pakistani. He saw the state of Pakistani cricket and really wanted to play in the IPL, but could not because he was from Pakistan. So at the age of 17 his parents smuggled him inside a carton of heroin attached to a drone flying over the border. He was dropped in Uttar Pradesh where he met his friend Shoab Malik, Sania Mirza's husband who he married for whatever the Indian equivalent of a green card is. Shoab Malik dropped him off at the cricket ground where recruitment was happening without realising that Dhoni was high due to smelling the Heroin fumes. Dhoni when reporting to the recruiters was asked where he was from and his brain panicked. His hands started sweating and his legs started feeling weak.

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कड़ाही पनीर की सामग्री500 ग्राम पनीर, तला हुआ3-4 टुकड़े हरी मिर्च, टुकड़ों में कटा हुआ1 टी स्पून अदरक पेस्ट1/2 टी स्पून दही1/4 कप तेल2 टी स्पून जीरा2 टुकड़े तेजपत्ता1/2 टी स्पून हल्दी1 टेबल स्पून नमक1/2 टी स्पून गरम मसाला1/2 टी स्पून लाल मिर्च पाउडर1 टेबल स्पून धनिया पाउडर, बड़ा1 टेबल स्पून धनिया पत्ती, कद्दूकस कड़ाही पनीर बनाने की विधि 1.तेल गर्म कर लें और उसमें जीरा और तेजपत्ता डालें।2.जब जीरा चटकने लगे तो उसमें अदरक का पेस्ट डालकर हल्का भूरा होने तक भूनें।3.अब इसमें दही, हल्दी, नमक, गरम मसाला, लाल मिर्च पाउडर, धनिया पाउडर डालकर तेल अलग होने तक भूनें।4.अब इसमें पनीर और हरी मिर्च डालकर तेज आंच पर भूनें, जब तक पनीर मसालों के साथ अच्छे से मिक्स न हो जाए।5.कढ़ाई पनीर को हरे धनिये से सजा कर सर्व करें।

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. Im disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt.