Don't Slap Snooze™

Examining the cause of poliomyelitis: This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Viruses, Contagion, & Butterscotch Pudding.” It's available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube.

For anyone still taking shelf-stable, big-brand multi-vitamins: knock it off. This is clipped from a longer presentation titled “Should You Take Vitamins or Drink Gasoline?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

If we can’t see viruses in the air, and we can’t distinguish them from normal cellular components under a microscope, then the only evidence we have left – are Saturday Morning Cartoons. This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Did COVID Come from a Lab or a Porta-Potty?” For the full video, and more context, check out dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, or YouTube.

How cell phone radiation affects your brain and your balls: This clip is from a longer presentation titled “Wireless Radiation & Otters on Boogie Boards.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube.

J.P. Morgan testified before Congress that “money is gold, and nothing else.” This means that money cannot be paper (or rubber bags that make fart noises). This clip is from a longer presentation called “Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

If the same vaccine, with the same ingredients, was recommended by someone who wasn’t wearing a white coat – would you still take it? This clip is from a larger presentation called “Vaccine Ingredients & A Guy Named ‘Crowbar.’” The video was removed from YouTube; but it’s still available on Rumble and dontslapsnooze.net.

Our government has some pretty obvious business partners: This clip is from a longer presentation called “Weather Modification & Midsize Sedans," which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube (for now).

Here’s why we shouldn’t fear the so-called “elites”: This is clipped from a longer presentation called “The Symbolism of an Eagle & Nose Acne.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube (for now).

A look at the legality of “forced” vaccinations: This clip is from a longer presentation called “Can Vaccines or Colonoscopies Be Mandatory?,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

A quick comment on the motility of so-called “viruses”: there isn’t any. Viruses can’t actually move. Even according to Dr. Lynn Margulis, “any virus outside the membrane of a live cell is inert.” So, there goes your escaped-from-a-lab theory. For more context and a full presentation titled “Did COVID Come from a Lab or a Porta-Potty?,” check out dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, or YouTube (for now).

How to manipulate the weather on a budget: This clip is from a longer video essay called “Weather Modification & Midsize Sedans,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

Why aluminum-containing vaccines are nothing to worry about (according to the WHO): This is clipped from a longer video essay called “Vaccine Ingredients & A Guy Named ‘Crowbar.’” The video has been removed from YouTube; but it’s still available on Rumble and at dontslapsnooze.net

An explanation as to why there’s an eagle on the dollar bill. This clip is from a longer video essay called “The Symbolism of an Eagle & Nose Acne,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net, Rumble, and YouTube.

How to stay within the FCC’s EMF safety guidelines: This clip was taken from a longer video essay called “Wireless Radiation & Otters on Boogie Boards.” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

An analogy that explains how the wealth of the American people was stolen under HJR 192. This clip is from a longer video essay titled “Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion?” It’s available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

From heavy metals to bodily fluids, this video essay discusses some of the absurd ingredients found in vaccines. It also questions whether anyone would take medical advice from a guy named “Crowbar.” Full video is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble. It was removed from YouTube for posing “a serious risk of egregious harm,” which is pretty ironic.

A study that I conducted to determine if disease is caused by germs, or the terrain of the body. This clip is from a longer video essay called “Viruses, Contagion, & Butterscotch Pudding,” which is available at dontslapsnooze.net – as well as Rumble and YouTube (for now).

Is the Dollar Worth Less Than a Whoopee Cushion? (FULL VIDEO) This video essay discusses the legal and historical definition of “dollar.” It goes on to cover the confiscation of gold, and explains why the U.S. dollar has less intrinsic value than rubber bags that make fart noises. WORKS CITED: Bruce G McCarthy. Theocratic vs. Democratic Money. 1990, 8th ed. Bruce G McCarthy. What is a Dollar? Federal Reserve Bank of Chicago. Modern Money Mechanics. 1992. Federal Reserve Bank of New York. The Story of Money. 1984, 4th ed. Franklin D. Roosevelt. Exec Order No. 6102. April 5th, 1933. Henry Campbell Black, M.A. “Dollar.” Black’s Law Dictionary. 1951, 4th ed., p. 570. My cousin, Steven, who owns 17,000 shares of McSorley’s Rectal Thermometers. United States Constitution. Article 1, Section 10, Paragraph 1. United States Code. Title 31, Section 5101.

The Symbolism of an Eagle and Nose Acne This video essay looks at the symbolism behind the foundation of the Federal Reserve. Then, in concludes with a brief discussion on the hideous facial zits of America’s most powerful banker. WORKS CITED: Eustace Mullins. The Secrets of the Federal Reserve. 1991. G. Edward Griffin. The Creature from Jekyll Island. 5th ed., 2010. My cousin, Corky, who trains bald eagles to juggle. Laura Sanger, Ph.D. The Roots of the Federal Reserve. 2020. Ron Chernow. The House of Morgan. 1990.