Tollah Off-Topic

It's just me and the dog https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIF91FV8fvo

Made a compilation for a day out once, this was the first track on it. Ended up being the best day out I ever had. https://youtu.be/ZCOSPtyZAPA?feature=shared

All you can do is take your shot. 🤷‍♂️ https://youtu.be/5FgyPJOzyvc?feature=shared

Two years since the day when, suddenly, it all started to looked very possible.

The pub I'm in has got Starship Troopers on the telly. Sweet Jesus... Denise Richards in her prime. Fucking hell.

Swear to God there's one bloke who's in at least three different adverts for businesses who advertise on GB News. At least two of them are in South Wales as well.

I'd actually say that you could extend the female photo tax to social media but I think I'd just ban most of that bollocks anyway to be honest. If I didn't, one photo of themselves, purely to identify them as the person who owns the account. Post as many of photos of dogs, the sun setting behind the Burj al-Arab, and your main course at one of Gordon Ramsay's places as you want. But you're not using the internet to feed your insatiable and ever growing appetite to have your arse kissed.

Funnily enough, the thing that inspired this wasn't dating apps (bar the fact women are never as facially attractive in person as they are on the internet), it was scrolling through Twitter just now and seeing a few right-wing "influencer" women and the insufferable narcissism they show in their posts and their profile photos. More clothes and less fucking filters and makeup you repulsive attention whores. It's just tiresome.

You know the way almost no men get much joy on dating apps without coughing up for the most expensive subscription levels, "super likes", "compliments", and so on, while women spend fuck all? Well here's an idea: Women have to pay 15 quid a month to have two photos on their profile, one has to be a full body photo, and the other has to be a normal face photo. Both should be put through the best available screening for filters, with any photos with filters applied being rejected. For each additional photo, they pay 25 quid a month.

Absolutely pissing myself at this. That hold music is absolutely legendary.

My name is James Ovens.

Nativist candace Owens? ...I'll get my coat

Call your son Aethelred A good way to end the Jewish mind virus

If I had a son, I'd probably call him Nativist Concern Owens to be honest.

Just caught a brief glimpse of Coronation Street. Is Ken Barlow shagging Lindsey Corkhill now or what?

When a woman says "you always think you're right", it's because she's just realised that you're right but she doesn't want to admit it. Every single time.

'Zombie' by The Cranberries is to women at karaoke nights what Bacon Fries are to me. They can't help themselves.