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we got destieled but worse
βHoney, wake up. You won't believe the dream I just had. I was a vampire, and I lived with a bunch of other vampires in this old house in State Island. Nothing. Nothing made sense in this place. There was this vampire couple. He was, like, a old-timey, British type guy. And his wife was from this small Mediterranean island, and she was, like, super aggressive and cleverer than me. And there was this bald guy who was, like, really boring but on purpose. And you were, like, my butler or something.β
βExcuse me, Why do you look like me?β
βI don't look like you, You look like me, Why do you look like me?β
βHey, You know what? Iβll ask the questions, new hedgehog. WHO ARE YOU?? WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME????β
βThis is a waste of time! Walk away. Before you get hurt.β
Shortest version of Twilight ever.
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he has the most insane side profile
βDonβt leave me, Akira.β
- Devilman Crybaby
tears in my devilman crybaby eyes
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βAkira, why am i the only one talking?β
- Devilman Crybaby
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iβm going to end it all
the differences are so fascinating. the eye bags, powder's fuller cheeks, the pale skin from lack of sun. and yet, she's still so beautiful in every universe...
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Wife lovers till they die
