The Ochs Report

Not reading the article cause I don’t want to find out it’s not “Newer Mexico”

FROG ARMY INCOMING

They only became faster

Adding some chemicals to the water so the tadpoles don’t turn gay

We out here #SHRIMPGANG

Well, let’s get this shit in print

A basic summary of my trip to New Jersey this weekend

It’s loud, in case the video doesn’t capture that

How did boomers go from making this to getting one shotted by facebook AI videos

I get why 70’s disco is considered cringe but have you tried 80’s Christian disco https://youtu.be/uhX7rZRcmTk?is=rTgBvGr47QjfBLJ0

“I believe in democracy.” Have you been to Orlando?

Also there are Indians

They’re all jumbled up at the gate even tho no boarding numbers have been called. No one can get thru the massive hallway. Worse than than Indians Oh God please no one teach them the wheel chair trick

This is something like going to Walmart late at night and seeing the Cookie Monster pajama pants people and losing faith in your small town but harsher

Popcorn…. Dust… whatever is nearby. Like amoebas.

They’re all eating None of them ever stop eating

Need an overpriced drink but then the nearby ones start to talk to you

Disney adults have absolutely destroyed the Orlando airport experience. I’m wearing a tie and it feels like a surgical mask in an Ebola contaminated hut in the jungle. These people are all covered in cartoon character tattoos and they are horrifically numerous.

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