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okay the mr birchum show is as abysmal as it looks. i didn’t expect it to be any good, but thought okay well maybe it will be amusingly unfunny. it wasn’t. dreadful cheap animation. “we have family guy at home” down to the cutaways but not a funny moment throughout the entire half hour. 5 minutes in you forget it’s supposed to be a comedy and not one of those drab educational series they used to make us watch in elementary school. the only group that actually gets made fun of are lgbtqs, who are represented by some dei administrator with a man bun (yes man bun jokes in 2024). he drives a scooter with the license plate LGBTQIA2S+XRW%* because that’s ben shapiro’s oh-so-hilarious running joke about what he thinks they should be called. it sounds like he wrote all the jokes himself btw if that’s any indication. that was really the only dig at them, which i don’t even think would outrage the the most flamboyant faggot in west hollywood. the main character birchum is basically matt walsh in 10 years. voiced by adam carolla, he’s an “old school” flannel wearing fat boomer who runs a wood working shop at public school, because, grit. he constantly “triggers” the students who want a “safe space,” even though those terms haven’t been heard in 10 years. the producers thought that the way to win the culture wars would be to have some old man make out of touch “jokes” about outdated references like lady gaga’s poker face. adam corolla tried to shop this show for decades but apparently he never updated the jokes. birchum is sooo old-school, in fact, that his best friend is black. it would appear they’re trying to offend “all the wrong people” except, of course, the critics who would accuse the show of being racist. so just like the little mermaid and the latest production of romeo and juliet, they too felt it important to have a black main character. conspicuously missing is mr. birchum’s faith —despite a rather heavy handed emphasis on how traditional he is. but because jewish shapiro produced it, obviously they couldn’t make the main character manifestly christian. so instead “traditional values” is reduced to being a grumpy old man with gravel in his throat who loves manual labor and his coffee (BLACK OF COURSE MILK AND SUGAR IS NOT FOR MANLY-MEN). the white son is a deadbeat incel gamer who lives in his mom’s basement in a not-so-subtle nod to the only insult the daily wire team knows how to serve anyone under 25 who disparages jews in their comments. but the daughter, on the other hand is a brilliant, tough, level-headed, whip-smart conservative, who always has the right answer —much like any woman you’d see in a modern-day liberal commercial: “oh mom, that just sounds a lot like the green new deal to me” she says in some reference to waste, fraud, and abuse. and then i think we’re all supposed to laugh. even though it’s not 2019 anymore. the wife, megyn kelly’s character, is i think supposed to be a mockery of the modern day working wine mom career feminist, but the producers were so afraid to upset any woman that it’s not actually clear. and that’s really the theme: a bunch of half-jokes petrified of being too offensive, which is literally antithetical to what the show was purported to be. at the end, mr birchum says “that’s what america’s all about. building things.” and he doesn’t mean building a civilization, or a national identity, or a culture, or a society. he means building roofs and porches and shelves. because the jews at the daily wire want sucker white americans to say “hell yea hoooah” and continue their menial manual labor jobs servicing rich people in order to afford the $10 daily wire plus subscription and continue consuming this insipid tripe.

Speckzo needs all of our prayers rn. Please say a rosary for him if you can

Reflection by Pope St. Leo the Great on the Ascension of Our Lord Jesus Christ In it he describes greater closeness He can have with us as members of His Body than what was even shared with those who saw Him in the flesh during His earthly ministry

Turns out I’ll be having a son! Prayers for him would be appreciated!

I never do this but juice this if you can, we can’t let Trent Horn get away with this narrative https://x.com/classicaltheis/status/1787936364324954248?s=46&t=RKCa85DhauXKHhtdlVF_lg

Total Nick Fuentes W

Very nice of Bill Ackman to donate $10,000 to “throw a rager” for the frat guys that fought against antisemitism and communism! This is freakin sweet

“And it is worthy of remark, that the Jews blaspheme and mock the name of Christ, which was delivered to them by the authority of Scripture; whereas the soldiers, as being ignorant of the Scriptures, insult not Christ the chosen of God, but the King of the Jews” - St. Bede the Venerable

Exploring the Church Fathers, Ignatius of Antioch, II https://www.youtube.com/live/u6lfpYdtz44?si=IF1c2XqW4_HbIpD2

Exploring the Church Fathers, Ignatius of Antioch, II https://www.youtube.com/live/u6lfpYdtz44?si=IF1c2XqW4_HbIpD2

Today at 4 PM EST I’ll be going live on YouTube doing a stream with patrons where we will be discussing St. Thomas Aquinas’ Commentary on the Psalms! You can sub to the channel here: YouTube.com/classicaltheist And if you want to join in the discussion for these streams, consider becoming a patron, first novitiate tier and up. patreon.com/classicaltheist

Christianity uniquely provides a grounded justification for the objective significance of human morality, and this is thanks chiefly to the doctrine of the Incarnation itself because of the Incarnation, the moral significance of every human act is not restricted in scope even to the realm of human affairs, but resounds throughout the entire created order this is because, as Pope St. John Paul II taught in Redemptor hominis, Christ, through His Incarnation, has not only united Himself to our humanity, but has in some way united Himself to every human person thus, every human act takes on a cosmic significance by virtue of its teleological relationship to the end-point and crown of all Creation, Jesus Christ Himself outside of a Christian vision of the world therefore it is very difficult to articulate or justify the grave moral significance of each and every human act, especially in the area of personal temperance

because certain BAP orbiters are fond of posting a screen-cap of my pro-Kanye tweet from over a year ago, let me just double down on that I still do believe God used him as a vessel to help facilitate a very needed conversation about Judaism in the public square, but the moment he turned his back on God, lo’ and behold he became the very evil he preached against and God will still use the fruits of his past labors against his own current demonic interests let this be a lesson to all of us. no one is indispensable to God. He can and does use people for His providential ends, and if they cooperate with His graces, they get to hold onto the privilege of working in His vineyard, and Divine Life will abide in them. but if they turn to wickedness, God will cast them out of His vineyard into the outer darkness where there will be whaling and gnashing of teeth pray for kanye!

I’ll be reacting to this ridiculous Ortho video against St. Thomas Aquinas live on cozy.tv/classicaltheist this Thursday at 8:30 PM EST

It just so happens that American “Movement Conservatism” is apparently now pro-feminist, pro-gay, tolerant of transexuals, racially diverse, and virtually secular or agnostic, which would make it more liberal than it has ever been. American “conservatives” ARE liberals. They are of the same species as the Left and gradually this is becoming more apparent when you see how they react to Groypers challenging fundamental liberal assumptions about democracy, the role of women, or the temporal authority of the Church.

To provide more context from my last post, here’s a beautiful description of what those marital duties and obligations consist in per the mind of the Church: Pope Leo XIII, Arcanum Divinæ

I obviously disagree with the redpill influencers but I do part ways with some of the tradcons in that I honestly wouldn’t mind their pessimism about marriage and family life so much if they also condemned fornication and adultery. If you’re going to “opt out” of marriage, then you must also opt out of ANY use of the sexual faculty whatsoever. No sexual thoughts, no sexual relationships, no impure conversation, no porn, no nothing. Your only option is celibacy, consecrated virginity, or religious life. You are effectively a eunuch. If you’re unwilling to make this sacrifice, then marriage is your only option, and you’re going to have to deal with the challenges and complications that come with married life which is always possible with the help of grace. But you will have to put to death at least some of your own personal autonomy and live selflessly for the sake of the other according to the objective duties and roles of marriage taught in Scripture and by the Church (eg, Arcanum divinae and Casti connubii). There is no third option. This is the teaching of Jesus Christ we’re talking about, and if we cannot come to terms with this arrangement, do not be surprised to hear the words “I never knew you” proceeding from the mouth of Jesus when you die.

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