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TIL bongs think being a human tea bag is 'swimming'

I had a young guy at church tell me I was wrong to drink out of a water bottle because it was gay. I was like "what?" "Its feminine" "that's retarded fuck off" and he scurried away awkwardly. Anyways turns out its some Andrew Tate shit. ...He has a wife and I do not so I guess I'm going to sign up to the top G and stop hydrating this message brought to you by Socat school of hydration

Perfect summation of Nintendo fans on Reddit lmfao. Using the meme wrong, saying it’s just young dumb people criticizing it. Muah

the kino hog was so real for this

ummmmmm *tucker carlson laugh*

Your unemployed friend on a Tuesday https://t.me/zillasgabagool

The Eraserhead Meal ™️ available only in select Hong Kong locations

Honest to g-d I actually hate this guy while I feel nothing towards the family annihilator

DIG THROUGH THE SHRIMPSES AND BURN THROUGH THE FISHES AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY CRABULA

Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...