Post-Shitposting (dark woke edition)

What if we kissed in the sensory cave? 👉👈

قُلْ هُوَ اللَّهُ أَحَدٌ ﴿۱﴾ Say: He is Allah, the One! اللَّهُ الصَّمَدُ ﴿۲﴾ Allah, the eternally Besought of all! لَمْ يَلِدْ وَلَمْ يُولَدْ (۳) He begetteth not nor was begotten. وَلَمْ يَكُنْ لَهُ كُفُوًا أَحَدٌ ﴿۴} ﴾And there is none comparable unto Him. (۴)

بِسْمِ ٱللَّهِ ٱلرَّحْمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ ۝١‎ [bi-smi-llahi-r-raḥmāni-r-raḥīm(i)] 1 In the name of God, the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful. ٱلْحَمْدُ لِلَّهِ رَبِّ ٱلْعَـٰلَمِينَ ۝٢‎ [al-ḥamdu li-llāhi rabbi-l-ʿālamīn(a)] 2 Praise be to God, Lord of the worlds— ٱلرَّحْمَـٰنِ ٱلرَّحِيمِ ۝٣‎ [ar-raḥmāni-r-raḥīm(i)] 3 the Most Compassionate, Most Merciful, مَـٰلِكِ[i] يَوْمِ ٱلدِّينِ ۝٤‎ [māliki yawmi-d-dīn(i)] 4 Owner of the Day of Judgement. إِيَّاكَ نَعْبُدُ وَإِيَّاكَ نَسْتَعِينُ ۝٥‎ [iyyāka naʿbudu wa-iyyāka nastaʿīn(u)] 5 You we worship and You we ask for help. ٱهْدِنَا ٱلصِّرَٰطَ ٱلْمُسْتَقِيمَ ۝٦‎ [ihdina-ṣ-ṣirāṭa-l-mustaqīm(a)] 6 Guide us to the straight path— صِرَٰطَ ٱلَّذِينَ أَنْعَمْتَ عَلَيْهِمْ غَيْرِ ٱلْمَغْضُوبِ عَلَيْهِمْ وَلَا ٱلضَّآلِّينَ ۝٧‎ [ṣirāṭa-llaḏīna anʿamta ʿalayhim ghayri-l-maḡḍūbi ʿalayhim wa-la-ḍ-ḍāllīn(a)] 7 the path of those You have favored, not those You are angry with or those who are astray.