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Ami I got my girlfriend pregnant
Amina: And how does that affect my own life?
Jamal: I need you to help me tell mom and dad, theyāll listen to you because they think youāre holier than thou.
Amina: š¤¬ leave here!
Jamal: I know all the things youāve been doing o and I donāt tell on you, please help me I beg š„ŗ
Amina: Which girl is that?
Jamal: Maddie
Amina: That small girl! Oh Jamal....
To be continued...
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ACCRA LIVING š„“
By: MAAME ARABA (@sassyyy_ara)
SEASON TWO (The twist)
EPISODE 1
Season one ended at..
Ciara broke with Daniel, she met Jamal while on her way to her hostel from Danielās hostel and they had a talk. Daniel went back to his room after he couldnāt find Ciara in her room and his sister Fafa came to see him.
Daniel was in bed crying when Fafa came around.
Daniel: What are you doing here?
Fafa: Is that how you speak to your big sister?
Daniel: Please leave me alone
Fafa: Youāre sacking me because of that girl?
Daniel: She left me I hope youāre happy nowš. You never liked her anyway
Fafa: Of course I didnāt like her and I still donāt, I warned you several times to leave her now you see what sheās done to you
Daniel: Are you here to mock me or something?
Fafa: No! Iām sorry, but I canāt help it, I just donāt like that Ciara girl
Daniel: But I love her š„ŗ
Fafa: You got into a fight because of her, Daniel do you know Terrence? That boy his father is rich o, if you hurt him youāll be arrested. Just leave Ciara for him.
Daniel: No! Iāll never leave her for him or Jamal or anyone.
Fafa: Jamal? What has he got to do with this?
Daniel: Where do you know him from?
Fafa: Everyone knows Jamal, heās quite popular on campus and besides thatās not what weāre talking about, so tell me what he did!
Daniel: He didnāt do anything
Fafa: Does Ciara like him? Are they together?
Daniel: I donāt know, all I know is even if he wants her heās only doing it out of revenge or something
Fafa: Revenge for what?
Daniel: For going out with his so called sister, you know thatās against the bro code.
Fafa: You dated Jamalās sister? Jamal has a sister?
Daniel: Yes, Jamal claims heās a twin and he claims I dated his sister thatās why heās probably trying to steal Ciara but I wonāt let him.
Fafa: So Ciara and Jamal had a thing?
Daniel: No
Fafa: (she breathed a sigh of relief) So youāre saying Jamal wants to take revenge?
Daniel: Why does that interest you? Do you like Jamal?
Fafa: No, heās a child, I donāt like him. Iām just curious.
Daniel: Well Iām not sure
Fafa: And whoās Jamalās sister?
Daniel: He says her name is Amina and I havenāt dated any girl by that name. Heās probably just confused and now heās trying to take revenge on me for that. Since last semester Jamal has been warning me to stay away from his sister, me too I donāt know any girl called Amina.
Fafa: Donāt mind him, heās insane
Daniel: You have help me to apologize to Ciara
Fafa: Never!
Daniel: Please š„ŗ I beg you
Fafa: No
Daniel: Please! I really love her and I want her back please, please help me beg her please.
Fafa: Iāll see what I can do. Did Terrence hurt you?
Daniel: No he didnāt
***************
A few days later Jamal decided to tell his parents about Maddieās pregnancy š¤° but he needed his sisters help to break the news to them. He went to see her in her room and her roommate excused them, so they could talk.
Amina: What are you doing here?
Jamal: I need your help
Amina: I canāt help you
Jamal: Youāll not even listen to me?
Amina: Leave me alone okay
Jamal: Where did you get this new phone from? Did Daniel give it to you?
Amina: He broke up with me yesterday and itās all your fault. Why did you keep warning him to stay away from me? š”
Jamal: Aaarn So after Ciara rejected the phone he gave it to you
Amina: Who is Ciara?
Jamal: His ex, the one he loves, he was just using you
Amina: Iām going to deal with that Ciara girl but first get out of my sight
Jamal: I need your help please Ami
Amina: Stop calling me thatš¤¦āāļø
Jamal: Thatās the name our parents gave you, so why do you hate it so much?
Amina: Itās too local, itāll ruin my reputation
Jamal: Ei! Your own name š±
Amina: Jamal leave here
Jamal: Why donāt you scarf your hair here like you do at home? Do you even pray?
Amina: Do you? No! So leave me alone
Jamal: You expose your skin too much with these clothes of yours thatās why boys are taking you for granted.
Amina: I thought I asked you to leave ššššš.
Jamal: Okay Iām sorry š, Iām sorry my Princess, I really need your help please.
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ACCRA LIVING š„“
By @sassyyy_ara
Bonus Episode
Backstory
Daniel and Ciara are both in one church and therefore became friends at church. They are both very active youth in church and always go for clean ups and other programs so they became very familiar with each other and thatās how they started liking each other. Ciaraās mom being the strict mom she was told Ciara not to get into a relationship before sheās 18. They started dating secretly from age 17. After Senior High School when they were both 18+ Ciaraās mom gave her permission to date him. Only if they donāt have sex and do extreme things with each other. They both got admission to the same university and when they got to the university they both joined their churchās school union. Daniel felt he was a big boy and didnāt want to be solely involved in church activities, he wanted to enjoy life and thatās why he started living the night life and doing all sort of things in the name of "enjoyment". He didnāt tell Ciara about his new lifestyle because he didnāt want to lose her. Theyāre both 20 years and in their second year and so is Terrence and Jamal. Fafa is in her 4th year and is about to graduate but for some reason she decided to date Jamal even though heās younger than her. Grace is in her third year but went to the same high school with Jamal and thatās why theyāre friends. Maddie and Jamal met in SHS and Maddie was his Junior. Maddie and Jamal started dating when she was in SHS one and he was in SHS 3. Gwendolyn is also 20 and in her 2nd year.
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Jamal: I canāt raise a child now, sheās about to write her wassce too, I canāt let her miss it because of me.
Ciara: Both of you are responsible for this, so you must both face it. Sheāll not miss her Wassce, sheāll write it while pregnant, itās no news. It happens
Jamal: What about my parents?
Ciara: Theyāll be mad about it for a while but they canāt disown you because you got a girl pregnant.
Jamal: Ciara you donāt know my dad, heāll kill me. Heās so strict and wicked. He warned me, he told that if I get any girl pregnant heāll disown me and not pay my fees again.
Ciara: Hmmm š then tell your mom, itās her husband sheāll try to convince him on your behalf. Just do the right thing, think of Maddieās life too.
Jamal: Okay Iāll think about what youāve said.
Daniel couldnāt find Ciara in her room so he went back to his room. He kept calling her but she didnāt answer his calls. His older sister Fafa came to see him because she heard he got into a fight and wanted to make sure heās alright.
To be continued.
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ACCRA LIVING š„“
By: MAAME ARABA (@sassyyy_ara)
SEASON ONE (The game)
EPISODE 10
Previously
After Ciara and Daniel had their talk, Ciara run out of the room and Daniel followed. He bumped into Terrence and they ended up in a fight.
*******
Ciara was running back to her room, but she met Jamal on the ground floor of the hostel. Jamal was on his way back to the guest house but decided to find out why Ciara was crying.
Jamal: Hey... Ciara wait. Are you okay?
Ciara was still running, Jamal had to run after her. He pulled her by the hand and asked.
Jamal: Are you going for some sort of marathon?
Ciara: Please leave me alone š
Jamal: Whatās wrong?
Ciara: Iām okay, I just want to be alone please
Jamal: Itās your boyfriend right? What did he do?
Ciara: Nothing š
Jamal: Lets sit down and talk
Ciara: No I want to go to my room
Jamal: It wonāt take long
She followed him and they went to sit on a lovers bench under one of the trees š³ on the schoolās campus. Jamal gave her a shoulder to cry on and didnāt ask her anything till she stopped crying. After she stopped crying, he gave her tissue to wipe her tears š.
Jamal: What happened?
Ciara: I broke up with him
Jamal: Oh thatās nice š but why?
Ciara: Itās a lot...
Jamal: I have time, tell me. What happened?
Ciara: Someone sent me this phone (she showed him the phone she was holding) I thought it was him because heās the only one I asked for a phone but he said itās not him and that itās Terrence. He thought I was cheating on him with Terrence, I got mad when he said that and I told him about you and I.
Jamal: And?
Ciara: He said you were just going to play me, which is the obvious..
Jamal: Eh? Daniel said Iād play you? ššššššš Tsw, heās not any better.
Ciara: I know, so I told him everything I knew about him that he was hiding from me and we broke up. I donāt know why Iām hurt, Iām not supposed to cry besides I donāt love him anymore.
Jamal: You do, you do love him but heās a jerk. Wait, did Terrence really get you the phone?
Ciara: Iām yet to ask him
Jamal: Terrence dier he fool oš¤¦š½āāļø.... who even sent him?š¤¦š½āāļø
Ciara: Maybe itās not him
Jamal: Itās him! Terrence doesnāt know what to do with his money o, I hope youāre not into him though š
Ciara: Iām not
Jamal: Good, Iām still in a comfortable lead š
Ciara: Jamal, Iām not just some object you boys can just pass to each other
Jamal: I know, I know, I was just kidding
Ciara: Where were you going? I didnāt hear from you last night after you left
Jamal: Yeah I got caught up with something
Ciara: What thing?
Jamal: Nothing serious āŗļø
Ciara: So now youāre also hiding things from me, I thought you were different š
Jamal: No! itās not like that
Ciara: Then tell me, the truth, please donāt lie
Jamal: I got my small girl pregnant
Ciara: Ei š, your "small girl", why how old is she?
Jamal: Old enough š
Ciara: So What are you going to do now?
Jamal: Please donāt tell anyone about this. I trust you and thatās why Iām telling you. Sheās five months pregnant š¤°. Iām not ready to have a kid, I want her to get rid of it, but Iām scared. I donāt want her to die in the process.
Ciara: This is very serious...
Jamal: Yes I know right, my parents are gonna kill me if they find out.
Ciara: How many girlfriends do you even have?
Jamal: Maddie, Fafa, you and some otherās that I donāt count.
Ciara: Me?
Jamal: Ei sorry oš, but yeah you, I really like you miss, even though I know you still love that boy š¤¦š½āāļø. He doesnāt deserve you, none of us do actually, not even Terry. Terry is like the worst honestly š, heās so childish and he thinks he can buy any girl.
Ciara: I know right, Iām really mad at him. You and I canāt be together
Jamal: Then youāll be my best friend š
Ciara: Not with benefits
Jamal: Oh !š I beg š„ŗ
Ciara: No benefits, just friendship, Iām actually tired and I donāt want to be in any type of entanglement with any boy, not even friends with benefit.
Jamal: Yes maāam
Ciara: So Maddie is pregnant š¤° or itās Fafa?
Jamal: Itās Maddie
Ciara: You have to man up and accept your responsibility
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I really love you Ciara, I hid things because I didnāt want to lose you. Iām so sorry š
Ciara: Well youāve already lost me š
Daniel: Please donāt say that. Please š„ŗ, we can fix this.
Ciara: Thereās nothing to fix letās just end things here.
Daniel: No! Please I promise Iāll change please, I really need you, I donāt know what Iād do without you, Cece I love you, I really want you in my future, please donāt leave me.
Ciara: Iām sorry but I canāt do this anymore. Iām sorry I hurt you but I canāt be with you anymore, maybe we can be friends.
Daniel: No, I donāt wanna be just friends, baby please. Iāll change please, please donāt leave me.
Ciara: You have other girls so why do you wanna keep me?
Daniel: I donāt care about the other girls, youāre the one I love
Ciara: So why are you with them?
Daniel: Theyāre the oneās always throwing themselves at me and I figured Iād just have fun with them, thereās nothing between Edith and I anymore and Iāll end things with the others too but please donāt leave me.
Ciara: I have to š. Have a nice day.
Daniel: Baby...
She run out of the room and he followed her. Terrence was heading towards Joās room when he saw Ciara running down stairs, he tried to stop her but she run past him. Daniel on the other hand bumped into him.
Terrence: Hey CEO š, howās your love life ? Whyās your girl running away from you?
Daniel tried to ignore and walk away but Terrence wouldnāt let him.
Terrence: Why? Are you scared now? Did she leave you? I got her a phone did you see it? It was just a small gesture and she already left you awww š. Imagine if I got her something bigger like a car for instance.
Daniel: Thatās all you know, buying things for girls with your daddyās stolen money.
Terrence: So wait, she left you? Just like that? Wow !š. I got her a phone and she left you? Damn! I told you Danny boy, we could have done this the easy way but you opted for war, so war it is!
At this point Daniel couldnāt control his anger anymore and he punched Terrence in the face. Terrence kept laughing and said.
Terrence: Hit me, hit me harder, your next home will be jail. Can your parents bail you?
Daniel hit him again and again and again until boys came around to stop them. Terrence was still laughing.
Terrence: Upon all these punches Iāll still take your woman š. Sorry okay, donāt go and die o.
Daniel wanted to hit him again but the boys held him back.
To be continued
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ACCRA LIVING š„“
By: MAAME ARABA (@sassyyy_ara)
SEASON ONE (The game)
EPISODE 8
Previously...
Daniel went with Ciara to his hostel room after she broke the news to him that she had received the phone.
************
Earlier that day Jamal didnāt say a word to Maddie. He got her food and all but he just didnāt say a word to her. He went out without telling her anything. Jamal went to meet his friend Dylan. Dylan had worked at a pharmacy before he started school so he had some knowledge about drugs, when Jamalās girlfriend Fafa got pregnant one time it was Dylan that got him drugs to help her abort the pregnancy. Jamal had to go to school to meet him immediately to get drugs to help Maddie abort the baby because he wasnāt ready to be a father. Dylan sent Jamal to some "native doctor" friend of his to get some concoction for Maddie since her pregnancy was 5 months old.
Dylan: Boss you sure say ego work?
Native Doctor: Definitely, make sure she eats very well before drinking this, itās very strong.
Jamal: Bossu will it kill her or cause infections?
Native Doctor: D33bi D33bi (no, no) it wonāt. This is the best medicine for abortion. So many women have tried this and they didnāt die. Sheāll be fine donāt worry.
Jamal: When she takes it what will happen?
Native Doctor: She will bleed and sheāll feel some small pains but after that sheāll be okay.
Dylan: Thank you boss, you do all
They paid and went back to school. Jamal went to his room to get some clothes for himself and Maddie, he left the concoction on a desk in his room and his roommate (Ekow) saw it and asked about it.
Ekow: Jamal where you go get this?
Jamal: Some native Doctor bi, why?
Ekow: Your woman dey preg again?
Jamal: Yeah but e no bi Fafa
Ekow: But why say you no go use the medicine way you use jie Fafa ein own?
Jamal: This one e bi 5 months
Ekow: Ei chale you fuck up o
Jamal: Hm
Ekow: But I no go advice say you go use this o
Jamal: Secof?
Ekow: That be what Jeff take give Stacey way she die nu, e make she bleed aaaarn
Jamal: The Jeff wey dey jail rydee nu?
Ekow: Yeah that be why he dey jail
Jamal: Ei
Ekow: You for try something else secof this medicine bi too strong
Disclaimer š«: I had to use Pidgin English because Iām trying to make it as realistic as possible. If you donāt understand Pidgin hereās what it means.
Dylan sent Jamal to a native Doctor to get some concoction for Maddie so she can abort the baby. Jamal went back to his room after that to get some clothes for himself and Maddie, he left the concoction on a desk in the room while packing the clothes. Ekow (his roommate) saw it and asked him what he was going to use it for. After Jamal told him about Maddieās case Ekow advised him not to give the concoction to Maddie, because one his friends, named Jeff gave the same thing to his girlfriend Stacey and she died and now Jeff is in jail.
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Ciara noticed that Daniel was quite moody when she told him about the phone so when they got to the room she asked him why.
Ciara: Baby why arenāt you happy? Whatās wrong?
Daniel opened his drawer and took out the same phone that Ciara was holding, fresh in a box.
Daniel: This is what I got for you. I was going to give it to you this evening after church service. So where did you get that phone from?
Ciara: Ah Daniel are you sure?
Daniel: YESā¼ļø
Ciara: Then who gave this to me?
Daniel: I should be asking you that
Ciara: Well I donāt know š¤·āāļø
Daniel: Oh please donāt give me that! You know! You definitely know! Itās not a coincidence that you asked me for a phone and boom another person decided to gift it to you. Who else did you ask?
Ciara: Youāre the only one I asked
Daniel: Oh really? Whatās going on between you and Terrence?
Ciara: I already told you heās just an acquaintance.
Daniel: Then why did your acquaintance warn me to stay away from you?
Ciara: What are you talking about?
Daniel: Donāt play dumb with me! š¤¬ Oooh okay I now understand. Terrence came to visit you last night.
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Thanks for the surprise, I wasnāt expecting it today.
Daniel was surprised himself, at this point everyone around was looking at them so he played along to avoid embarrassment.
Daniel: Oh this phone.... yeah I decided to get it for you today. Baby itās nothing š.
She hugged š¤ him again and after that he went with her to his hostel room.
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ACCRA LIVING š„“
By: MAAME ARABA(@sassyyy_ara)
SEASON ONE
EPISODE 7
Previously..
Maddie finally told Jamal that she is pregnant.
Jamal: Whoās the father?
Maddie: Jamal how can you ask me that? I just said itās yours youāre the father. You know I donāt sleep around with other boys, have you forgotten you broke my virginity?
Jamal: Well why did you let me?
Maddie: You promised I wasnāt going to get pregnant, you insisted I let you do it to prove to you that I love you, so what are you saying now?
Jamal: Iām sorry
He made her sit on the bed, he got up and started pacing around in the room.
Jamal: This is a lot for me to process right now. Maddie Iām not ready to be a father
Maddie: Well you should have thought of that before you had sex with me
Jamal: But I used a condom
Maddie: And it broke
Jamal: But then I gave you money to buy a contraceptive, did you buy it?
Maddie:........š
Jamal: Madelyn! Did you buy it?
Maddie: Baby you know I live in an estate right....?
Jamal: And so?
Maddie: Thereās only one pharmacy in my neighborhood and itās run by momās friend. Thereās no way I could have gone to buy a contraceptive, sheād tell my mom.
Jamal: Did you tell me?
Maddie: Iām sorry
Jamal: Youāre sorry that you were careless and now youāre pregnant? Or youāre sorry that youāre gonna have to get rid of it because I am not ready to be a father!? (At this point he was screaming)
Maddie: Youāre yelling at me š„ŗ
Jamal: Of course Iām yelling! What you did was very childish. Maddie I thought you were a smart girl but no! Youāre just a little spoilt brat
Maddie: Jamal! šš
Jamal: Oh please donāt start with those crocodile tears. Youāre gonna get rid of it.
Maddie: I canāt š, Iām already five months in
Jamal: Eh?
Maddie: Calculate it! Iām five months pregnant š¤°. If you were not ignoring my calls we could have solved this but you were busy falling in love with someone else
Jamal: Donāt you dare guilt trip me! I donāt care if youāre five months pregnant. You will get rid of it, wether you like it or not!
Jamal left her in the room and Maddie covered herself with the sheets and cried bitterly.
Later that night he went back to the room to sleep. Maddie pretended to be asleep to see what heād do. He first laid flat beside her then later got up and raised her dress to see her tummy, perhaps it was a lie, but no it wasnāt. She was pregnant and it was obvious. She already had a small bump developing but then because she was pretty petite, every time she wore clothes it covered it up. Jamal just laid beside her thinking until he eventually fell asleep. Throughout the night Maddie made sure she wrapped her arms around him tightly to prevent him from running away even in her sleep. He woke up to pee at a point and she woke up too, just to monitor him.
The next day:
*****************
Ciara and Grace were in their room conversing and just going about their regular activities when Ciara received a call that a package had arrived for her. She went for it and opened it immediately she got back to her room. When she saw what was in the package she screamed.
Ciara: Oh my Gooooood!š±, Grace itās my phone š„ŗ. Finally! Iāve been waiting for so long.
Grace: Ei itās nice o š, iPhone 13 pro max, Daniel has done well.
Ciara: Iām so happyš„°. My dream phone, oh my God! Iāll marry this Danny boy.
Grace: Ei madam! š I thought you said you donāt love him?
Ciara: Iāve changed my mind š Iāll marry. Initially I was doubting he could get me the phone, but now I know heās a man of his word.
Ciara was so happy, she called Daniel to say thank you but he didnāt answer, so she took the new phone along with her and went to his hostel. He wasnāt there either but his roommate told her heād be at the canteen, she went there and he was there. He had joined a queue to buy some snacks for himself. When Ciara saw him she run to hug him and jumped into his arms.
Ciara: awww baby thank you so much š„°š, I love you. Thank you š„°š
Daniel: Baby what are you thanking me for?
Ciara: For the phone, baby itās so nice and itās just the color I wanted š„°.
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Jamal: And Iāll never leave you
Maddie: When I kept calling you at school and I couldnāt reach you, my friends told me you had gotten another girlfriend and itās true šššš. Youāre cheating on me with University girls and I canāt even compete with them š.
Jamal: You donāt have to compete with anyone, youāre my queen š.Iām sorry, Iām really sorry. Baby you know I love, I only got influenced by the pressure but I promise Iāll break up with her as soon as I go back to school.
Maddie: Is it Grace?
Jamal: No itās not Grace
Maddie: Do you still love me? š„ŗ
Jamal: Yes I do, please stop crying
Maddie: Iām pregnant š
Jamal: Baby youāre kidding right?
Maddie: No Iām not, thatās what I wanted to tell you. Iām pregnant Jamal and itās yours.
Jamal: š³š³š³š³š³š³š°
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