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I’m going to lean into lifting like a recently clean heroin addict

Maybe I’ll get jacked and decide people’s worth based on whether or not I think they could win a fight

Any men of faith that can keep my friend Mike in their prayers-- would mean the world Before wondering why or speculating, I promise your heart would break if you knew, and that part of this process is just not here yet Your prayers are needed and are so appreciated in the meantime

It’s not hard to break even on a bar. Something like 10% of bars make it past the first year because everyone is FUCKING RETARDED You can find a beautiful closed bar that some dumbass took out loans to upholster, and easily break even on the bar and make good money bartending. And bartending is fucking fun.

Owning a bar is a lot of dedicated work but it’s actually pretty cheap to do if you’re not obsessed with decorating it according to your fantasies. When I co-owned a bar in South St. Louis, we had this boomer regular named Keith who was an upholsterer. Most of his business came from dumbfucks who always dreamed of opening a bar and took out massive fucking loans for custom upholstery and shit like that, putting themselves ballsdeep in the usury hole for FUCKING DECORATIONS

I think I’m gonna open another bar

I’m currently going through the hardest thing I’ve ever gone through. An absolutely devastating situation with no end in sight. I’m gonna try to keep my head up and keep posting, but I’m just not gonna be in a state of mind to be able to do RollerRink Tonight for a while. I’m immensely grateful for all the love, support, and prayers from my St. Louis friends, my MurderTheMedia family, and the Groypers. I couldn’t get through this without you guys and my Catholic faith. Please keep praying for me and for my family.

U2 is the only band that people will absolutely love four of their songs and still say they hate U2

Could you guys please pray for me?

I would have one of these but I got a fancy $1000 softside (looks like a traditional mattress but has several long water-filled bladders inside) waterbed for free. Would honestly rather have the $63 one but just never got around to it

If you’ve ever considered a waterbed—and you should, because they’re amazing—the best free-flow waterbed mattress on the market is literally only $63 for any size. St. Louis owned and California made. The only other thing you absolutely need is a frame, but you can build them cheap or find them for next to nothing on Craigslist.

Faith Goldy—another Catholic “communicator”—got married and disappeared from the internet. Amber Rose should look to her example of humility and femininity.

The pick me act is unpickable

After a week in Dixie, I’ve come to the conclusion that Cheerwine isn’t very good.

It would appear that one of my colleagues doesn’t share this opinion

Forgive me for using such a gay word but Enrique and I were something of frenemies, diametrically opposed in our visions for the fraternity and frequently getting into spats in chats, but able to hang out in person like nothing happened. The guy took a cool club and made it gay by dragging it into the steeets and giving it its current larpy image; that’s his crime. But I really don’t think he was informing on the club or being directed by handlers or anything. People who do those things don’t tend to get twenty-two years; hopefully his sentence has the silver lining of rehabilitating his reputation in that regard. Keep him—and all the J6ers—in your prayers.

The Bud Light gay jokes are BEYOND played out. By all means, keep punishing them with boycotts as a warning to other companies, but the jokes were never good in the first place and certainly haven’t gotten any fresher over the past FIVE MONTHS