Satan

I exist & that is something I'm going to have to deal with the rest of my life.

The People’s Republic of Ukraine (true successor state to the USSR) will prevail over the capitalist oligarch pig-dogs of Russia.

As your goth therapist I need you to remember that you don’t live in Hell, Hell lives in you.

Your honor the hate crime was ironic. https://t.me/TheTweetOfGod/806

Jesus turning water into wine is a good bargain, but I turn it into whiskey.

Shit's fucked up.

What I wouldn't give to have a clay-baked human leg served by Mr. Hannibal Lecter himself for dinner.

Start the new year sinfully.

David Bowie, 1977.

Christmas day marks the moment that Jesus first listened to David Bowie.

Merry Crisis And A Happy New Fear.

Just take the vaccine. If it works that's great, and if it doesn't and you die? Even better.

Sometimes I go through Hell too.

I'm in the mood for a killing spree.

Kill your local Akhoond.

I haven't been the same person since people started yelling "Harder daddy" while I was torturing them.

Holy fuck, get a grip.

Besides hating myself, I’m doing pretty good.

When God starts talking to you, you should start talking to a psychiatrist.

Cunts are still running the world.