MEGA & MEGAS PERSONAL HELL 3D SCHACH FUG-652 POSTING

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and then had to leave the bathroom and pretend like i didnt just press every button on her bidet

one of my friends has a bidet and the first time i went to her house i was like might as well use it but i couldnt figure out how to turn it off so my ass was just being blassted in the ass with water and then getting my ass LOUDLY blow dried for like 10 minuts

Usually but that's why I really like those new Dyson Air Bidets they put in bathrooms now

insanely deep cut what the hell