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The fuck is… CNS Side Effects? Anabolic steroids can affect your central nervous system in numerous ways. You can get: Sleep disorders; Mood swings; Depression; Anxiety; Easier irritability; Nervousness; Hyperactivity; Unnatural self-confidence boost; Panic attacks. Good news is — you won’t get all at once: 1. CNS side effects are individual as fuck, to the point that this major study from 2015 couldn’t find ANY connections between mood changes and steroids use. Some get it, some don’t. It all depends on your natural temper; 2. The only thing that you SHOULD be ready to face is increased aggression. The said study from 2015, along with a newer material from 2018, both say that aggression is common AF. Adverse brain effects can manifest too, BUT neurotoxicity is extremely dose-dependant. Here’s an in-depth study from 2020 that covers all the consequences of abuse. TL;DR: Run steroids in adequate doses or you’ll get real dumb real fast, while being a sad and aggressive dick. #TF_is_X

"101 fascinating facts about anabolic steroids in bodybuilding" by Robin Barratt #101_Reads

Time for #101_Reads Aaand we've got a book that did NOT bring our website a name: "101 fascinating facts about anabolic steroids in bodybuilding" by Robin Barratt This is a tricky one: 💢 Robin is not actually an athlete, he was a doorman in the 1980s UK, and later turned to writing. It's a street-wise approach to anabolic steroids. 💢 The book doesn't have "101 fascinating fact" on steroids. MOST of these "facts" are just quick breakdowns on every popular compound. Probs the most interesting part is the compilation of HGH and HGH-promoting substances. 💢 It doesn't have a thousand links to all the statements. Instead, it's a rude, straight-forward info and advice from the guy's experience. As usual — the PDF is in the next message. And don't forget to check the #101_reads hashtag, there's other good stuff up there.

Here's a little excerpt with Testosterone esters half-life. Yes, there are conflicting figures on the Web — that's why "APPROXIMATE" is in the title. At least this is where anecdotal info and numbers from studies align. #Testosterone

Now is the perfect time to hop on a Testosterone cycle, since you can give zero fucks about getting a bit bloated. You won't run around with your shirt off in a few months anyway. Here's our new guide on Test Only Cycle — the return to te basics. It's simple AF, but extremely popular — that's why you'll always find some confusing stuff on esters, protocols, options and details on the Web. We're breaking it down to the ABC level so you can get all the conclusions yourself. Here's the link. P.S. Aaaand yeah, there's also a dramatic story of your balls experiencing an impostor syndrome. If that doesn't explain the importance of PCT — nothing will. #Testosterone #Injectables

Congrats on the summer season end — even if autumn hits hard, you have to start working on your summer body, like, right about now 💪🏼

For more details and instructions on cycling Superdrol SAFELY — check out our full-scale guide on it right here. P.S. In the article you may find a whole passage on fucking a grizzly bear in the ass, but we just couldn't get a better metaphor. Sorry, PETA, this is what cycling Superdrol feels like. #Orals

Superdrol — aka Methasterone 👩🏻‍🔬 What Science Says: Methasterone is a DHT-derived oral anabolic steroids with 400% anabolic properties (of Testosterone) and 20% androgenic. It’s a designer steroids that was marketed in the 2000s as a dietary supplement prohormone, but soon was banned by FDA and Health Canada. Nowadays it’s considered to be a PRO-level fast-acting (with a half-life of 10-12 hours) underground substance. 💪🏼 What We Say: Dry ass monster bulker that’s way too tough for the MAJORITY of athletes to tolerate longer than 3 weeks. Sides are just THAT bad. The biggest issue (at least for some) is lethargy. While it’s definitely not a beginner’s compound (way too toxic, demands a shit ton of ancillaries and side effects-countering), it’s still a powerful and effective gear for pro athletes. The one that’s so powerful you might want to stay away from it, but if you don’t - expect insane gains by the end of the first week.

Superdrol — aka Methasterone 👩🏻‍🔬 What Science Says: Methasterone is a DHT-derived oral anabolic steroids with 400% anabolic properties (of Testosterone) and 20% androgenic. It’s a designer steroids that was marketed in the 2000s as a dietary supplement prohormone, but soon was banned by FDA and Health Canada. Nowadays it’s considered to be a PRO-level fast-acting (with a half-life of 10-12 hours) underground substance. 💪🏼 What We Say: Dry ass monster bulker that’s way too tough for the MAJORITY of athletes to tolerate longer than 3 weeks. Sides are just THAT bad. The biggest issue (at least for some) is lethargy. While it’s definitely not a beginner’s compound (way too toxic, demands a shit ton of ancillaries and side effects-countering), it’s still a powerful and effective gear for pro athletes. The one that’s so powerful you might want to stay away from it, but if you don’t - expect insane gains by the end of the first week.

For more details and instructions on cycling Superdrol SAFELY — check out our full-scale guide on it right here. P.S. In the article you may find a whole passage on fucking a grizzly bear in the ass, but we just couldn't get a better metaphor. Sorry, PETA, this is what cycling Superdrol feels like.

For more details and instructions on cycling Superdrol SAFELY — check out our full-scale guide on it right here. P.S. In the article you may find a whole passage on fucking a grizzly bear in the ass, but we just couldn't get a better metaphor. Sorry, PETA, this is what cycling Superdrol feels like.

Superdrol — aka Methasterone 👩🏻‍🔬 What Science Says: Methasterone is a DHT-derived oral anabolic steroids with 400% anabolic properties (of Testosterone) and 20% androgenic. It’s a designer steroids that was marketed in the 2000s as a dietary supplement prohormone, but soon was banned by FDA and Health Canada. Nowadays it’s considered to be a PRO-level fast-acting (with a half-life of 10-12 hours) underground substance. 💪🏼 What We Say: Dry ass monster bulker that’s way too tough for the MAJORITY of athletes to tolerate longer than 3 weeks. Sides are just THAT bad. The biggest issue (at least for some) is lethargy. While it’s definitely not a beginner’s compound (way too toxic, demands a shit ton of ancillaries and side effects-countering), it’s still a powerful and effective gear for pro athletes. The one that’s so powerful you might want to stay away from it, but if you don’t - expect some notable gains by the end of the first week. #We_Science #Superdrol #Orals

Follow some simple rules instead of playing dumb games and l̶i̶s̶t̶e̶n̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶h̶e̶a̶r̶t̶ stay cautious: 1. Google everything you can get on them; Phone number, nickname, lab name, location. Scammers can change names and accounts, but sometimes they tend to leave a few aspects unchanged. Also, if it’s a trusted, long-standing shop — they’ll most likely have positive feedback. Spoiler: Telegram chat is not a feedback. 2. Never buy a lot in the first time; Test them out. Invest your time and patience and you are not going to loose $$$. Buy one pack to see how things work, buy two the next time, maybe after the 3rd time you can relax a little; 3. Ask them to provide more details on your order; Expiration dates, lab stamp, and so on. A legit source has nothing to hide and interested in a new customer. They’ll most likely provide all the info you may need, because, like, why not? A BS scam source will make excuses and tell lies; 4. Don’t be a dickhead; Legit sources get scammed too. This market is a crazy Wild West-like place. Be polite (yet demanding), patient (to some degree) and respectful. Act like you’re buying a car or a house. After all, you’re buying something that will go directly to your blood flow — it’s probably even more important than buying a car; 5. Get a ROIDTEST thing. Those tests are made to give your exact vial of a compound a quality score. Scammers can send you a vial of saline or a pack of sugar pills. Make sure your gear is not bunk before whining on the Internet that your cycle is not working. That's it! Now that you know the rules, know how to detect a scammer and know how to prove whether someone is legit (or not), your chances to get tricked, robbed and scammed are 50/50! Don't worry. It's as high as it gets. Keep trying (with little sums!) and you'll eventually find Your Guy™. #Not_Steroids

Buy Steroids and Don’t Get Fucking Scammed: The Game (by Roids101) The rules are simple: Every time the answer is «Yes» — you either lose or gain some points. At the end we’ll give you the result. ✨Let’s start!✨ 1. Do they have a nice looking website & Product Pictures? +5 points. It’s not so hard to create a website and it shows determination. Pictures is one of the key factors here, since it takes time and skill to edit pictures properly, not just steal them from a competitor. Take a closer look, is it a 3D Render or real photo of the product? I would try to stay away from 3D renders, if there is no product pictures at all. 2. Is the price at least 30% below the market? It is extremly hard to source legitimate raw powder with a right purity. It's even harder to find a guy who knows how to properly dose it and maintain a “pharm grade" standard. More or less - most of UGLs should be in the same price point. 30% less then competitors = scammer OR really bad quality product. -5 points 3. Check the lab website - is the shop on the official sellers list? +5 points It’s hard to trick a lab to put you on that list, so if the shop is mentioned there - it’s a good shop. It’s also a rare thing and many legit shops don’t care to get to those lists. Also, not every lab has a website, and not every lab has an approved sellers list. 4. Did they come to you via a social media direct messages? -5 points Legit shops don’t need to spam random people in DMs. It’s a BS marketing move that only MLM schemes, cryptocurrency pyramids and — surprise — scammers use. 5. Can they provide a proof picture of your ordered product being in stock? +5 points Zero guarantees if they do, but if you get «I’m not at home now», «bro it’s in my mom’s house» or whatever else BS excuse - it’s a red flag. 6. Do they say «bro»? -5 points Just because. 7. Can they send you a high quality picture of the compound’s pack/vial/blister/whatever? +5 points Not a big thing, but this way you’ll filter out assholes that have Dbol written by hand on an Advil pack, with a marker. You also can compare the pack from their pics with legit pack photos on the Internet. 8. Do they offer you a bulk order discount right ahead? -5 points Why the hell would you need 10 packs of a substance in your first order? They’re either trying to get more money from you in a single purchase (to vanish into the unknown and block you) or trying to get rid of the shitty batch. The first option is closer to reality. ✨Now, time for results!✨ 💢 If you have more than 30 points — count again, you can’t have over 30 points here; 💢 If you have more than 20 points — they can be a scammer that’ve put a lot of effort into building their scam scheme legitimacy; 💢 If you have more than 10 points — that can be one lazy ass scammer; 💢 If you have less than 10 points — really, even a lazier ass scammer; 💢 If you have negative score — bro. ✨Congratulations!✨ Whatever your score is — you win a free advice: don’t trust anybody on the Internet. Seriously. There are no easily detectable differences between a scam shop and a legit source of your gear. #Not_Steroids

Aight, in light of some recent stuff, we decided to try out a new field. Roids101 from this moment is officially a board game company. Please welcome — our first try. "How To Buy Steroids And Don't Get Fucking Scammed: The Game" #Not_Steroids

…Aaand here’s an even shorter version - with arrows looking weird enough to be useful. Ugly? Yes. Can it save your liver or make you suffer less on pumps? Again, yes. P.S. There's a huge chance that those options are not the only available — they just, subjectively, perform better on the "research and anecdotal effectiveness" scale. #Not_Steroids #Problem_Solution

Asking for advice BEFORE doing something and thinking proactively is a good thing, but… let’s be honest, sometimes you have to start a question with «I JUST fucked up». With the majority of the side effects — the correct answer to severe cases is «stop talking to strangers on the Internet and call a damn ambulance». However, not all side effects are that dangerous. Some are just nasty, and countering them with low doses or a proper PCT might be not as effective as you’d want it to be. Here’s a full-scale guide on countering the side effects on cycle with some of the most popular ancillaries. #Problem_Solution