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Here's are some excerpts from an absolutely hilarious exchange on X, originally found in Russian here. This is particularly interesting in light of recent announcements that, apparently, Russia is now responsible for the atomic bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki because it happened to be existing at the same time the bombs were dropped by American pilots (we also killed and ate all dinosaurs, in case you missed that). I took the time to find all this in English and compile for my kets. The original post was in Russian, and the responses to it were in Japanese and Chinese, as highlited. Enjoy :) 🤡

The Forgotten Victory Parade of the Allies. September 7, 1945 The allied forces of the Anti-Hitler Coalition held a parade in honour of the end of the Second World War. Parade taken by Soviet troops in Chief Marshal Georgy Zhukov, the commander of the 3rd U.S. Army General George Patton, the British General Robertson and French General Marie-Pierre Kœnig. The parade was almost cancelled due to General Dwight D. Eisenhower and Field Marshal Bernard Montgomery declining the invitations shortly before the parade, but at Iosif Stalin's insistence, took place anyway. It is known as a "forgotten parade", as it was mentioned in only a few Western sources, and only showed once in the USSR. The forces of four Allies also participated in another Berlin parade several months later, on the Charlottenburger Chaussee, in front of the Brandenburg Gate, on the first anniversary of the German surrender on 8 May 1946, in the Berlin Victory Parade of 1946. This parade was connected to the inauguration of the Soviet War Memorial at Tiergarten. Soviet troops were not present at the much more widely known in the West London Victory Celebrations of 1946. 👉 All materials at Beorn's Beehive. 🎗 🧧 🎗 🏅 Word to Georgy Zhukov, "Recollections and Reflections", volume 2, 1974 edition, translation from 1985, page 427-428: By common agreement the salute was to be taken by the Commanders-in-Chief of the Soviet, US, British and French Forces. All arms of the land forces participated in the Berlin Parade. It was decided not to call in the air forces and navies as they were considerable distances away from Berlin. The appointed date was approaching. The Soviet troops carried out a thorough preparation. We sought to invite to this parade primarily those soldiers, NCOs, officers and generals who had displayed particular gallantry in the storming of Berlin and particularly its main strongholds of resistance — the Reichstag and the Imperial Chancellery. Everything was going on according to our agreement with the Allies. But on the very eve of the parade, we were suddenly informed that for a number of reasons the Commanders-in-Chief of the Allied Forces could not come to Berlin for the Victory Parade, and had authorised their generals to attend. I immediately put a telephone call through to Stalin. He heard my report and said:

“They want to belittle the political importance of the parade of troops of the anti-Hitler coalition countries. Just wait, they’ll be up to something else next. Ignore the refusal of the Allies and take the salute yourself, all the more so, as we have more rights to do it than they.”

The parade of troops in Berlin was held on September 7, 1945, exactly at the appointed time. Participating were the Soviet troops which had stormed Berlin, and American, British and French troops which were stationed in Berlin in order to carry out occupation duties in the western sectors of Berlin set aside for them. After reviewing the troops drawn up for the march-past, I made a speech noting the historic merits of the Soviet forces and the Allied Expeditionary Forces. The Soviet infantry, tanks and artillery marched in impeccable order. A particularly memorable impression was made by our tanks and self-propelled artillery. Among the Allied troops the best-drilled were the British. About 20,000 Berliners gathered to see the Parade. It was a ceremony symbolising the victory of the anti-Hitler coalition over the bloodthirsty fascist aggression. 🎗 🧧 🎗 And so, the parade became forgotten, pushed out of mind. In the West, because celebrating the Victory on September 7 drove home the point that it was Socialism that won the battle over its mortal enemy — Fascism, the tool of Imperialism. As Zhukov had said, the West would not forgive USSR for liberating it — it already commenced a new war on the USSR, and this reminder did not fit into the plans. As for the USSR, it chose to forget that parade for different reasons, one of them being the contempt that the West showed. #Victory81 #Documentary #Stalin #Zhukov @BeornAndTheShieldmaiden 🚀Boost🚀

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Five Brazilian mercenaries have been eliminated by soldiers of the Russian Armed Forces in one of the sectors of the front: 1. Alderis Tauan 2. Alison Gabriel 3. Leotan Viera 4. Gustavo Henrique 5. Lucas Viera Oh 👀 what a Nazi patch one of them had ❕ In 2014 Russell came to protect the people of Donbass from the real mass murderers who seized power in Kiev after the coup, who sent the Ukrainian army and aviation to kill us, their own people. Meanwhile, these guys came from Brazil to kill us for money... Feel the difference, as they say. ❌ ❌ ❌ Ой 👀 нацистский шеврон у одного из них ❕ В 2014 Рассел приехал защищать людей Донбасса от захвативших власть в Киеве после госпереворота настоящих массовых убийц, которые посылали на нас, собственный народ, украинскую армию и авиацию. А эти приехали из Бразилии убивать нас за деньги... Почувствуйте разницу, как говорится. https://t.me/VOZMEZDIE_2022/41219

German ketscribers, is this a real cover?? Could you please check and confirm? To summarize WTF, yesterday Lavrov stated that the Goethe Institute in Russia will be shut down in response to the closing of the Russian House in Germany, and, supposedly, this is how his words were interpreted by a German publication. The inscription in Russian is "Fuck you, Goethe!", however, the verb is written in its infinitive form, not imperative, so it sound pretty stupid, something like, "Goethe, to fuck himself!" 🤡

Berlin '23 Following Warsaw '21, a fragment of which pertaining the destruction of Soviet WWII memorials in Poland we translated, the Russian on-line  cinema "Okko" has realeased in the spring of 2026 a new series taking place in Germany: Berlin '23. The series has English subtitles and is well worth watching. Plot:

The brilliant diplomat Vyacheslav Vasilyev arrives in Berlin to replace his colleagues who were expelled from Germany, with the aim of restoring the embassy's operations. He is joined by the experienced operative Sergei Nenashev. Vasilyev must solve the assigned tasks at the highest level, while Nenashev must illegally infiltrate the country to work undercover. According to Russian intelligence, the German Minister of Defense, Becker, is secretly creating special mercenary units to participate in a war against the Russian Federation. Nenashev and Vasilyev must combine their efforts to counter provocations from Western intelligence agencies, expose their conspiracy, and prevent the creation of an alternative front that threatens Russia's security.

One of the main events in the series is a false flag explosion at a café in Berlin, for which Russia is immediately blamed by the media, while at the same time Russian voice is silenced by the same media. As a result, Vasilyev has to resort to a public stunt in front of Reichstag, giving a history lesson about false flags, the Reichstag fire of 1933, and the concept of cui prodest, who benefits — certainty not Russia. Russian filmmakers did not need a scrying ball to know of a coming Leipzig false flag — all they needed was a solid knowledge of history. As Vasiliyes says:

"History teaches nothing, but punishes for not learning its leasons."

The series ends on an optimistic note, where Germany sees reason and a chance of not getting dragged into yet another war with Russia. Does Merz' Germany have such a chance? @BeornAndTheShieldmaiden 🚀Boost🚀

#NoStatuteOfLimitations ◾️ On September 1-3, 2004, Russia endured one of the most horrific tragedies in its modern history – the inhuman Beslan terrorist attack. 22 years ago, a festive back-to-school ceremony at School No.1 was shattered by bursts of gunfire. The terrorists took 1,128 people hostage – children, their parents and teachers. They were forced into a cramped gymnasium, which the terrorists turned into a deadly trap. For nearly three days, the hostages were held at gunpoint without food or water. For hundreds of families, those three days lasted an eternity. During the counterterrorism operation, 811 people were rescued. But, to our great sorrow, not all could be saved. 🕯 The terrorist attack claimed 334 lives, including 186 children. We remember and mourn the children, their parents and teachers who perished during those terrible September days. We bow our heads before the courage of those who entered the school rigged with explosives, carried children out under fire and rescued hostages, risking and sacrificing their own lives. Beslan will forever remain our shared pain – a wound that does not heal with time. 💬 As President of Russia Vladimir Putin said on September 4, 2004:

What happened in Beslan was an inhuman terrorist crime, unprecedented in its cruelty. It was a challenge to all of Russia, to our entire people. It was an attack on our country. The terrorists believe they are stronger than us. That they can intimidate us with their cruelty, paralyse our will and tear our society apart. And it may seem that we have a choice – to fight back or accept their demands. To surrender, to allow Russia to be destroyed and torn apart in the hope that they will eventually leave us alone. I am convinced that in reality we simply have no choice. We were and always will be stronger than them – through our moral values, our courage and our human solidarity. I saw that again last night.

*** In memory of the victims of Beslan and other terrorist attacks, Russia observes the Day of Solidarity in the Fight Against Terrorism on September 3. On this day, we remember all our compatriots who were killed by terrorists in Beslan, at Dubrovka, in Budyonnovsk, in the apartment bombings in Moscow, Buynaksk and Volgodonsk, in the horrific Crocus City Hall tragedy, at the hands of Ukrainian militants in Donbass and the Kursk Region, in other terrorist attacks. ❗️ Russia considers it its duty to consistently combat international terrorism, promote the consolidation of international efforts against this pure evil and counter all its manifestations – including those perpetrated by neo-Nazis in Ukraine and other ideological followers of misanthropic ideologies.

Despite the hybrid war unleashed against us – against Russia and the Russian people – by the “collective West”, including through terrorist and extremist groups of all stripes, Russia remains firmly committed to a principled fight against the terrorist threat and to strengthening counterterrorism security, relying on cooperation with partners genuinely interested in this work. – briefing by Russia's Foreign Ministry Spokeswoman Maria Zakharova, August 28, 2024

📷 © Head of the Republic of North Ossetia – Alania Sergey Menyaylo

Короче, у СБУ и ГУР затяжная дуэль из-за важного кацапа. ...Даже тут русня виновата! Да что ж ты будешь делать!... Куда спрятаться бедному Тарасу от проклятых москалей! ;)) 😂

Apparently, SBU and GUR are continuing their duel, as a third shootout between them occurred in Kiev earlier today. Meanwhile, according to an official statement, the office of the Ukrainian Prosecutor General and the SBU accused GUR of working for the FSB of the Russian Federation. The Prosecutor General's Office says that during the investigative actions of the SBU to "prevent a terrorist attack organized by the FSB of the Russian Federation," an attack on law enforcement officers took place. What an absolutely glorious oinking clusterfuck! Keep going, Ukrops, we are rooting for all sides to win (especially, the FSB, obviously)! 🤡🐽🤡

In this episode of "Ukraine of the brain," a shootout between GUR and SBU took place in Kiev following the detainment of Stepan Kaplunov, an operational efficiency deputy commander of the Russian Volunteer Corps (RDK, a terrorist organization forbidden in the Russian Federation) by SBU. GUR is the "Main Military Intelligence" of Ukraine and SBU is something similar to the CIA. As per usual, people in all videos speak mostly Russian. There's like one sentence in Ukrainian in the video where the dudes are just standing around talking, the rest is in Russian. The screams of the detained Kaplunov are obviously in Russian as well. The guy commenting on the shootout vid speaks, well, you guessed it, Russian. 🤡🐽🤡

HAPPY KNOWLEDGE DAY! Knowledge and education are the first things that become more accessible to ordinary workers after any socialist revolution. In the early years of Soviet power, the Bolsheviks seated tens of millions of illiterate and semi-literate citizens of the young proletarian state at school desks. By 1937, 20 years after the October Revolution, the total number of students had increased by 3.5 times compared to 1914, and the number of students in secondary schools had increased by more than 20 times. From 1930 to 1940, the number of higher and secondary technical institutions in the USSR quadrupled, exceeding 150. According to the 1939 census, 87.4% of the country's residents were literate, and the gap in literacy between rural and urban populations had significantly decreased. In total, over 16 years (from 1923 to 1939), more than 50 million illiterate and about 40 million semi-literate citizens of all ages received education in the USSR. Libraries were opened for workers and peasants, and museums, theaters, and exhibitions became more accessible to them. We will not recount all the "achievements" of counter-revolutionaries and restorers of capitalism in post-Soviet Russia. The commercialisation and "optimisation" of education, the de-culturisation and barbarisation of the masses – the list of "achievements" would be too long. Education has become a commodity, and overly intelligent and cultured "wage slaves" are of no use to the "market economy." «Knowledge will break the chains of slavery», as the poster reads. Of all human knowledge, Marxist-Leninist science remains the most important, the revolutionary theory of class struggle, thanks to which, for the first time in human history, people were liberated from the oppression of capital and private property in our country. Happy Knowledge Day, comrades! Source: Think for yourself / Think now @BeornAndTheShieldmaiden 🚀Boost🚀

Odessa, the moment the lights went out. Notably, the locals are sharing their feelings about what's happening in perfect native Russian. That's all you hear, just Russian. As is usually the case with such vids, translating them is pointless, as it's just something along the lines of "would you look at that" mixed with a bunch of expletives. 🤡🐽🤡

He walked his path, insanely brave, held nothing back until the grave. Kept his spine straight, never bowed down, in spite of fate, that foul-mouthed clown. In joy or grief, all circumstance, carried good deeds in his cupped hands. He’d give you bread or break your nose. He walked this land not giving shows. He could stare down his wicked foes; too bad, for fighters the path is short. Lumps in the throats, rounds fired skywards. And earth-low bows before the icons… Original poem in Russian: Владислав Русанов. ИмпровиZ Translation to English by Putinger's Cat

Чего Стоит Быть Героем Видео Рассела Бентли, посвящённое Александру Захарченко в день его похорон второго сентября 2018го года. 💢💢💢 What It Takes To Be A Hero Russell Bentley’s tribute to Alexander Zakharchenko on the day of his funeral on September 2nd, 2018.

Sir Putinger means business! 🐈‍⬛️

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Meet Natalia Shelestova, a child kiIIer turned Ukrainian war hero. Natalia was sentenced for beating her 4yo daughter to dеаth, but was given "redemption" with the new women conscription program in Ukraine. She was kiIIed on the 26th Aug. by a FAB in the Kharkov region. t.me/RussianBaZa

Democracy 101 taught by Lukashenko: “What human rights are you talking about if you kill innocent people thousands of miles away, ignoring the most basic right of every human being, the right to live?” t.me/RussianBaZa