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01 your dads and probably granddads used these things to store their songs, porn, games and whatnot.
these disks spinned and was read by some mighty laser head. noisy and commanding that was. also slow as fuck. however, everything was slow back then. it took five minutes to send a freaking song from one phone to another via infrared. it took more than a minute for windows to boot.
ladies and gentlemen, enjoy modern tech. it's ridiculously fast. | 22 | 0 | Loading... |
02 i'm not even kidding, first incidents of japanese youngsters confusing a diskette with a freaking vending machine emerged in the previous decade. now, apparently, it's about time optical data storage becomes irrecognisable for teens. | 32 | 0 | Loading... |
03 modern youth: "what the fuck is a cd-rom?" | 41 | 0 | Loading... |
04 sometimes, accurate doesn't mean word-to-word | 168 | 5 | Loading... |
05 cars are fucking dumb. don't allow cars teaching your kids how to math. | 157 | 0 | Loading... |
06 prolly longer than my lifetime | 158 | 0 | Loading... |
07 i will come up with something better than that but this will take a long while | 159 | 0 | Loading... |
08 #cinema_crime | 166 | 0 | Loading... |
09 #cinema_crime | 153 | 4 | Loading... |
10 #cinema_crime | 136 | 2 | Loading... |
11 #cinema_crime | 136 | 2 | Loading... |
12 #cinema_crime | 138 | 2 | Loading... |
13 >copyright
>look inside
>just an extremely greedy corporation that hasn't even made this entity in the first place refusing to let this entity develop because "it's mine! reeeeeeee!"
eh, i wish this thing hasn't ever existed. and don't start with yohoho, pirates don't even remotely contribute to a couple percent economical damage. | 143 | 2 | Loading... |
14 whoops sorry it's not google | 151 | 0 | Loading... |
15 if wyoming existed how would it wear pants | 150 | 0 | Loading... |
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19 the main reason for 9/11 to happen is gnomes. these motherfuckers just envy tall buildings. | 163 | 2 | Loading... |
20 this meme, however, is 22 years old already | 158 | 0 | Loading... |
21 this meme is 14 years old by now | 163 | 1 | Loading... |
22 #friday_food_crime | 154 | 0 | Loading... |
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24 if you feel uncomfortable about your name remember that one of italian soccer legends literally lives with the "clown" surname (gianluigi buffon that is) | 166 | 0 | Loading... |
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29 "richard white we need to cook"
"c'mon stupid alfred pinkman doncha see i'm fighting flying rats" | 153 | 0 | Loading... |
30 what if new tv series based in the breaking bad universe was about walter white's grandfather who fought emus in australia in 1932 | 156 | 0 | Loading... |
31 if you're getting arrested calling tarmac a nigger won't help you much | 166 | 0 | Loading... |
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your dads and probably granddads used these things to store their songs, porn, games and whatnot.
these disks spinned and was read by some mighty laser head. noisy and commanding that was. also slow as fuck. however, everything was slow back then. it took five minutes to send a freaking song from one phone to another via infrared. it took more than a minute for windows to boot.
ladies and gentlemen, enjoy modern tech. it's ridiculously fast.
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i'm not even kidding, first incidents of japanese youngsters confusing a diskette with a freaking vending machine emerged in the previous decade. now, apparently, it's about time optical data storage becomes irrecognisable for teens.
sometimes, accurate doesn't mean word-to-word
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cars are fucking dumb. don't allow cars teaching your kids how to math.
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i will come up with something better than that but this will take a long while
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