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Letting go means to come to the realization that some people are a part of your history, but not a part of your destiny.
Disobedience, in the eyes of any one who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience that progress has been made, through disobedience and through rebellion.
Zero Zero debt.
9-10 hours of sleep per night. 12% body fat percentage. Nutrition is perfect.
Mental health on track.
Zero alcohol.
Hydrated like an athlete.
I was absolutely PEAKING.
When I was 9 years old.
:I told her I don't have car and bike she replied no problem I will walk...
...toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth dropping, eye rolling, hair pulling, sheet gripping, jaw dropping, gravity defying, reality bending, Wi-Fi disconnecting, neighbor complaining, dog barking, cat judging, grandma calling at the worst possible moment, the ceiling fan developing sentience, the chair filing for retirement, the table requesting workers' compensation, the floor squeaking in Morse code, the walls reconsidering their career choices, the cop assigned to my internet history submitting a two-week notice, the universe buffering at 99%, the simulation crashing, the credits rolling, and then... waking up because my alarm went off at 6:00 a.m. and I still had to go to work on three hours of sleep, wondering why my brain writes stories while my real life can't even find matching socks.
ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffing, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earth quaking, sheet gripping, knuckle cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jittering, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, detectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy..
No lube no protection all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponental, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, fist clenching...
Life is about choice. You can choose to be a victim or anything else you like to be.
If you have a problem that means it can be solved.
If it cannot be solved then it is not a problem, it is a reality to be accepted.
