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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. Other: @cheesyness @cringeydarkjokes

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Do you like cake? cause we'd look good on one together. @funnypickuplines

I'm not 14 but I think I'm the 1 4 you. @funnypickuplines

I don't usually use pickup lines, because I'm not trying to pick you up...I'm tryna pin you down. @funnypickuplines

Are you a soda? Because you're SODA-LICIOUS. @funnypickuplines

I went to the fridge to get a snack and uh…you weren’t there :( @funnypickuplines

The earth's atmosphere is 21% oxygen and you still take my breath away. @funnypickuplines

She calls me apple cause the way I be in cider... @funnypickuplines

What do you wanna be for Halloween? Cause I wanna be yours @funnypickuplines

Do you know what my shirt's made of? Boyfriend material @funnypickuplines

If your left leg was Christmas and your right, New year, Can I visit you between the holidays? @funnypickuplines

Hi, My name is Dora. Do you mind if I explore you? @funnypickuplines

Hi, My name is Dora. Do you mind if I explore you?

Hi, I'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be. @funnypickuplines

You know what they say, good things come in small packages. And I wanna c*m in your little box. @funnypickuplines

Can you be jasmine, but without the 'jas'? @funnypickuplines

There are 14 billion legs in the world and I just wanna be between yours. @funnypickuplines

Hey girl, there's a shopping sale at my house...clothes are 100% off. @funnypickuplines

I can't turn water into wine, But I can turn you into mine. @funnypickuplines

You're so hot, even my zipper is falling for you. @funnypickuplines