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On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need. Other: @cheesyness @cringeydarkjokes

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į‹ØįŠ„įˆ›į‹¬ įŠįŒ įˆ‹ įŒ«įˆ› ነሽ įŠ„įŠ•į‹“?...cause you hit different. @funnypickuplines

įˆ›įŠįˆ½ ሻሼ...you've been on my mind all day. @funnypickuplines

Do you like Dragons? Because in a minute, I'll be dragon these nutz across your face. @funnypickuplines

Your face is a work of art. We should frame it...with my legs. @funnypickuplines

Breathe if you're horny. @funnypickuplines

Nice bed. Can we break it? @funnypickuplines

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your bed rock. @funnypickuplines

Roses are red, The sun gives off heat, If your legs are tired, Use my face as a seat. @funnypickuplines

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a lot of people text while driving. I'm not excusing it, but... we've all done things we regret while we're drunk. @cringeydarkjokes

I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness. @funnypickuplines

I want our love to be like PI, irrational and never-ending. @funnypickuplines

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me. @funnypickuplines

Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting the ice! @funnypickuplines

what's a smart attractive man like me doing without your number? @funnypickuplines

įŠ„įŠ•įŒ€įˆ« ነሽ? cause įˆ‹įˆ°į‹įˆ½ įˆįˆįŒ‹įˆˆį‹. @funnypickuplines

įŠ„įŠ•įŒ€įˆ« ነሽ? cause įˆ‹įˆ°į‹įˆ½ įˆįˆįŒ‹įˆˆį‹. @funnypickuplines

hey girl, I'm a sunday school teacher so can you send a pic? I wanna show the kids what an angel looks like. @funnypickuplines

Don't bite your lip. I wanna do that. @funnypickuplines

You're like a candy bar, half sweet and half nuts. @funnypickuplines

I don't know how to kiss, could you teach me? @funnypickuplines