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I can't wait to get married
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So that my wife will wear a sexy mini skirt on a Saturday to seduce me
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When she is washing my cloths she will be like "honey help me with hanger"
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Then I will come out to give her the hanger and I will smile and say "OMG you look good"
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After that I and her will enter the kitchen and she will start frying chicken
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While she is frying the chicken then i will hold her from back....
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And she will be like "oh Baby wait let me finish frying this chicken first"
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And she will be like "Are you not hungry?"
I will smile๐๐๐
And look into her eyes And say "baby U are more important than this Food"
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And I will be like "Thank God For giving me a wonderful woman like you" ๐๐๐๐
After that...
I will carry her And we enter Bedroom
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And...........And..............And.........
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The food will burn and the house will catch fire
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then we run out naked
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with boxers and pants in our
hands.
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Then we build another house and continue our thing๐๐......
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#Italian_Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
#French_Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
#British_Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
#American_Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
#African_Relationship:
1st day= Pizza
2nd day= shisha
3rd day= french fries
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologize and the woman replied: "Leave me alone, am not that type of girl"
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: "where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious"
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
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She reported to the family that her husband is not good in bed..... Her younger sister shouted eii it's lie
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*FOOTBALL VS SEX* ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐ ๐๐
1. *Going to ur boyfriend or Girlfriend's house without being invited = Offside*๐
2. *Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = Free kick*๐
3. *Condom = Defender* ๐๐
4. *Abortion = Red card*๐ฅ
5. *Condom breaks = Penalty* ๐
6. *A girl with lot of energy = Captain*๐
7. *Having sex without condom = Own goal*๐
8. *Taking a lot of time without cuming = Man of the match*๐๐๐
9. *Sexing three girls in one day = Hat trick*๐๐๐๐๐
10. *Having sex with ur Ex = Friendly match*๐๏ธ๐
11. *Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal*๐๐คจ
12. *After two rounds and u request for more = Extra time*๐๐
13. *Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play*๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ๐ฅฐ
14. *Biting ur girlfriend's nipples = Suarez*๐
15. *Two legs on the shoulder = Throwing*๐ฅฐ
16. *Asking her "how do u want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline*๐ค
17. *A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant = Defensive error*๐๐
18. *A girl getting pregnant = Goooooal*๐คฉ
19. *Having sex with ur girlfriend and ur mum opens the door = Injury*โน๏ธ๐
20. *A guy who impregnated the lady = Active striker*๐๐คช
21. *A girl telling u to stop = yellow card*๐ค
22. *Divorce = Barcelona and Messi*๐๐
23. *Awwwnsh, awwwn, more babbby, harder harder* *asssshh!..=dribbling in process ๐๐ย ย ย ย ย ๐๐*
*24..Ohhh yeeeahhhhh: =game over ๐๐ป*
*Good evening to you
Things you don't need to apologize for
- Loving someone
- Saying No
- Following your dream
- Taking 'me' Time
- Your priorities
- Ending a toxic relationship
- Your imperfections
- Standing your ground
- Delay In your response
- Telling The Truth
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๐๐๐ฅ๐ข๐ง๐ ๐ฌ ๐
A guy takes a girl on a date. She orders costly champagne, oysters, lobsters, the most expensive food on the menu.*
*The guy asks: โDo you eat like this at your momโs place?โ*
*The girl replies: โNo, my mom doesnโt plan to fuck me after the meal*๐ฌ๐๐๐๐