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Hey Chat GPT, if you're so smart invent me a plastic wrap that doesn't fucking suck!!!

Why do corpos use so much unnecessary language to say something incredibly straightforward. Like I can't honestly be the only one who hears that shit and thinks "fucking spit it out or I'll hit you with this ballpeen hammer"

Or maybe they're just repelled by the ashtray smell

If you smoke tobacco before going into the woods all the tics will be intimidated by your masculinity and hide their faces in shame

Which is simultaneously cool and annoying

My phone autocorrects nuggets to niggers

Life is genuinely better when you realize you can just do things

Sorry you're cursed bro. Don't shake hands with the devil this life and you'll get a better reroll

Not guilty I said, you've got the wrong man, nothing touched my penis but the devil's right hand

Homogeneous white neighborhoods don't need zionist stooges to "keep them safe"

The Klan was just the neighborhood and they had to get the population behind their demonization in order to more easily implement the zogbots we have today

Myth. WISH it was true though

Ay recession be hittin- bust out the bologna logs!

If you're left-handed you shook hands with the devil in your past life and have subsequently been cursed in this one

If you have an outie belly button you're subhuman