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01 We have to form new pathways of inner-standing.
This is amazing.
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02 Fear not. | 371 | 2 | Loading... |
03 Those home based online biz things are pyramids.
They never work lol
Nek minnut π€ππ°
In all seriousness folksβ¦
as they try to destroy the middle class,
many in the middle-class are realising that one of the best ways to create a solid extra stream of income is home-based businesses or network marketing.
The entire industry has never had a boom like this while countless other industries are going broke!
If someone comes to you with any network marketing opportunity right now,
I strongly advise you to take a look at it!
Doesnβt matter if itβs pills or potions or lipstick and lotions people are making great money and setting themselves up to thrive during the βgreat reset.β
Email me;
[email protected]
Full biz overview here.
https://youtu.be/yg-7PgbVhis | 336 | 0 | Loading... |
04 In-sane ππ¬ | 1 008 | 2 | Loading... |
05 We told them so. Repeatedly.
AstraZenecaβs COVID βvaccineβ has been withdrawn globally. Similar applications will be made by the company over the next few months in several other countries where the vaccine was approved, such as Australia.
AstraZeneca conceded that the βvaccineβ can cause fatal blood clots and low platelet counts. The admission came through court documents in a UK class action lawsuit that sought Β£100 million in damages. | 1 152 | 6 | Loading... |
06 Just ordered these on the website π
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08 There is a billboard blitz scheduled between 15 April to 13 May across 9 prime locations across Australia. Locations include freeways, on the way to airports, and in central business districts. Multiple billboards are scheduled to go live in Canberra during Parliamentβs next sitting week commencing on 13 May.
Take a selfie in front of the billboard in your area and post it on socials with the hashtags below and tag the MPs featured too!
Click here to find out where the billboards are located in each state
#alignedcouncilofaustralia
#rejectthewho
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09 Wowβ¦
That didnβt take long
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10 THIS IS OUR SHOT PROMO TEAM PAY TRIBUTES
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They have created a whole new term that we never used before.
Nowβs itβs normal to read of βdied suddenly.β
βHosts of Nine's Today show have paid tribute to entertainment presenter Sam Rubin, remembering their colleague as a "great broadcaster" who thrived in his job.
Rubin, a veteran reporter who featured on the network for more than two decades, died suddenly on Friday at the age of 64from a suspected heart attack in his Los Angeles home.
The Today team played a special on-air video tribute to the "entertainment legend" on Monday, featuring highlights of his career.
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/exactly-the-same-off-camera-as-on-richard-wilkins-and-karl-stefanovic-lead-tributes-for-entertainment-presenter-sam-rubin/news-story/28a73b1328a6b4bcb8a5309f39463355?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR103KuO9NeFEyAev9AW7QCOIs-XMhvKnlX9wF0hd2TaaSbP1r_FF0H4KKM_aem_AdOVwcitRY4i8-twPmyTLIddbNK1RNzuldMUpBW7ZPS4ZLyEoAgjJ6VGuW16l_SqofrNfrEP7fKy_7x_rmye6uZ1 | 2 153 | 6 | Loading... |
11 WOW ALMOST LIKE SBS IS TRYING TO NORMALISE SOMETHING?!?
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What could it possibly be???
βOne moment, 24-year-old economics graduate Geoff Lester was refereeing a social basketball game in Brisbane with friends while making plans to move to London to become a "big banker wanker".
Two hours later, he was going under the knife for 12 hours of open heart surgery to fix a catastrophic aortic dissection that could have killed him.
He nearly didn't go to the hospital with the mild symptoms of dizziness and a tingly arm and feeling "a bit odd" β he was young, fit and healthy after all.
#psychologicalpriming | 3 277 | 20 | Loading... |
12 π¨ππ₯πππππ‘π: Elon Musk wins! | 3 854 | 39 | Loading... |
13 MEANWHILE IN ALBOS APOCALYPTIC AUSTRALIA
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βWoolies shelves have been stripped bare in parts of the country as the supermarket grapples with major operational issues at multiple distribution centres.
Multiple Woolworths stores in Queensland have been affected by the warehousing issues, resulting in low-to-no stock across multiple fresh produce ranges, including milk, poultry and fruit.
But while the supermarket giant told news.com.au it is working hard to βresume normal operations as quickly as possibleβ, shoppers have aired their frustrations at the βapocalypticβ scenes in their local store.β
#Alboclown | 4 426 | 34 | Loading... |
14 This was apparently the other day in the Marshal Islands at a military base.
The surf got that big it just smashed through the doors
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15 Apparently this was California.
Tornado looks like AI
Excuse the dumb sound effects.
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16 HUGE win! Now we need to abolish the office of the eSafety Commission.
Follow @zeeemedia
Website | X | Instagram | Rumble | 3 597 | 41 | Loading... |
17 TORNADO STRIKES BUNBURY WA π¦πΊππ¬πͺοΈ
Earth changes anyone?
βDramatic footage of a terrifying tornado that tore through the Western Australian city of Bunbury shows it travelling quickly as it destroys rooftops and damages homes.Β
The tornado damaged 40 properties and displaced a dozen people.
A clean-up is underway in the South West city today following theΒ sudden tornado late on Friday afternoon that saw two people taken to hospital and extensive damage caused to the local youth centre and prison.β
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-05-11/bunbury-tornado-damages-more-than-140-homes/103834688 | 4 990 | 39 | Loading... |
18 AUTHORITIES URGE PUBLIC TO TAKE MORE UNSAFE AND INEFFECTIVE POTIONS?!?
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Good times!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C64z_BmPGqc/?igsh=ZjI4dzI4ZTRzZmlj | 4 276 | 10 | Loading... |
19 Back later folks
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20 Well, look who won a prize at the Communist writers awards night.
Thomas Mayo naise
What a circus!
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21 This is the new trend.
Bag the dog shitβ¦
then just drop it.
Effin grubs.
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22 Looking back at the mass formation psychosis of the lost and completely hypnotised masses.
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What the actual freakin hell did we live through?
Never underestimate what large numbers of stupid people can fall for!
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23 Grand rising legends!
Coming at Monday like
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You know the drill.
If you have come across anything important you would like to share please,
do so below in the comments.
The surf is pumping on the east coast of New South Wales and South East Queenslandβ¦
so see you in a a few hours.
Back soon.
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24 Night legends.
Drop anything classic from the good ole days.
Over and out.
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25 This is crazyβ¦
I told you guys about a big dream I had on the 3rd of mayβ¦
A dream where whole sky went all these different colours.
I knew it was precognitive.
Check out what I wrote π¬π
https://t.me/daveoneegsauschat/35237 | 6 667 | 5 | Loading... |
26 Biblical solar storm?
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29 A classic meme for ur archives
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30 2 suns? π€·π»ββοΈπ€ͺβοΈ | 6 805 | 76 | Loading... |
31 Kangaroo frothing to get in the ocean
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Wow.
Never seen that before?!?
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32 VATICAN PREPARES FOR THE SUPERNATURAL?!?
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Most people canβt imagine the things that are going to come up the earth.
Letβs just say βput on the whole armour of God.β
βThe Vatican is preparing to release a document giving guidance on how to discern supernatural phenomena.Β
The Holy See Press Office announced the upcoming document will be published May 17 with a live-streamed press conference featuring Prefect for the Dicastery for the Doctrine of the Faith Cardinal VΓctor Manuel FernΓ‘ndez.
FernΓ‘ndez has previously said the dicastery is "in the process of finalizing a new text with clear guidelines and norms for the discernment of apparitions and other phenomena," according to the National Catholic Register.
https://www.foxnews.com/faith-values/vatican-preparing-guidelines-apparitions-supernatural-phenomena.amp | 6 651 | 90 | Loading... |
33 So hereβs a question for youβ¦.
Does any EVER remember seeing anything even remotely like this in 2003?
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Yes or no?
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34 The rage is building
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35 COVID ON THE COMEBACKβ¦
OR IS IT JUST WIDESPREAD VACCINE ACQUIRED IMMUNE DEFICIENCY SYNDROME?
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βRise in Victoria COVID-19, flu and RSV cases as winter approaches
Vο»Ώictoria is experiencing an increase in COVID-19, influenza and Respiratory Syncytial Virus (RSV) cases as the state heads into winter.
Hospitalisations for people with COVID-19 have increased by 30 per cent in the last week, prompting a warning from authorities.β
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37 Found this one 2017
Getting in early at A frames in the Mentawais π
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38 Found this one 2017
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39 2 mins
Such a massive massive MASSIVE win here for Nick Patterson against the corrupt elements of VIC Pol!
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Thank you to everyone who stood by Nickβ¦
but most of all,
thank you to Nick Patterson himself for never giving up and holding the line for all freedom loving Australians!!!
βMore good reporting from MSM.
This time on the TV
The criminal police are going down my friends.
Justice will prevail.
Fight Corrupt Police
Www.fightCorruptPolice.com
Follow Nick Patterson here
π@fightcorruptpolice
#takeasickiefornicky | 10 021 | 166 | Loading... |
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We have to form new pathways of inner-standing.
This is amazing.
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Those home based online biz things are pyramids.
They never work lol
Nek minnut π€ππ°
In all seriousness folksβ¦
as they try to destroy the middle class,
many in the middle-class are realising that one of the best ways to create a solid extra stream of income is home-based businesses or network marketing.
The entire industry has never had a boom like this while countless other industries are going broke!
If someone comes to you with any network marketing opportunity right now,
I strongly advise you to take a look at it!
Doesnβt matter if itβs pills or potions or lipstick and lotions people are making great money and setting themselves up to thrive during the βgreat reset.β
Email me;
[email protected]
Full biz overview here.
https://youtu.be/yg-7PgbVhis
Repost fromΒ SENATOR ROBERTS UNCENSORED
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We told them so. Repeatedly.
AstraZenecaβs COVID βvaccineβ has been withdrawn globally. Similar applications will be made by the company over the next few months in several other countries where the vaccine was approved, such as Australia.
AstraZeneca conceded that the βvaccineβ can cause fatal blood clots and low platelet counts. The admission came through court documents in a UK class action lawsuit that sought Β£100 million in damages.
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Just ordered these on the website π
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https://www.risingeagle.shop/category/all-products
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Repost fromΒ The Australia Project
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There is a billboard blitz scheduled between 15 April to 13 May across 9 prime locations across Australia. Locations include freeways, on the way to airports, and in central business districts. Multiple billboards are scheduled to go live in Canberra during Parliamentβs next sitting week commencing on 13 May.
Take a selfie in front of the billboard in your area and post it on socials with the hashtags below and tag the MPs featured too!
Click here to find out where the billboards are located in each state
#alignedcouncilofaustralia
#rejectthewho
#TAP
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Wowβ¦
That didnβt take long
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THIS IS OUR SHOT PROMO TEAM PAY TRIBUTES
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They have created a whole new term that we never used before.
Nowβs itβs normal to read of βdied suddenly.β
βHosts of Nine's Today show have paid tribute to entertainment presenter Sam Rubin, remembering their colleague as a "great broadcaster" who thrived in his job.
Rubin, a veteran reporter who featured on the network for more than two decades, died suddenly on Friday at the age of 64from a suspected heart attack in his Los Angeles home.
The Today team played a special on-air video tribute to the "entertainment legend" on Monday, featuring highlights of his career.
https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/exactly-the-same-off-camera-as-on-richard-wilkins-and-karl-stefanovic-lead-tributes-for-entertainment-presenter-sam-rubin/news-story/28a73b1328a6b4bcb8a5309f39463355?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR103KuO9NeFEyAev9AW7QCOIs-XMhvKnlX9wF0hd2TaaSbP1r_FF0H4KKM_aem_AdOVwcitRY4i8-twPmyTLIddbNK1RNzuldMUpBW7ZPS4ZLyEoAgjJ6VGuW16l_SqofrNfrEP7fKy_7x_rmye6uZ1
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