Available now! Telegram Research 2025 — the year's key insights 
The Great Valley
Open in Telegram
i like turtles feds can go toss an otter! 🫴⁀જ⁀🦦 i am able to digest milk🥛without difficulty, and if you don't like it you can go toss an otter, too! 🫴⁀જ⁀🦦
Show more951
Subscribers
+124 hours
-27 days
-2330 days
Posts Archive
+1
when Arthur was little I used to put a towel down on the counter and he'd lay by the sink (^.ᆺ.^)ﾉ (´ᆺ`ʃƪ)♡
sometime one of Arthur's legs or arms will do this after he stretches lmao it's random & hard to record
it's always nice when the slop merchants compile lists to let me know which shitty TV shows to never watch
I just looked at the whole channel & couldn't figure out where this guy is from—then I looked at his Livestream (he's done 5) & saw he never deleted the autogenerated text—élőben közvetít!
This slop-eating pig is Hungarian!
I just looked at the whole channel & couldn't figure out where this guy is from—then I saw he never deleted the autogenerated text from when you start a livestream (he's done 5)—élőben közvetít!
This slop-eating pig is Hungarian!
"If I see a zoomer in a work uniform go into the bathroom, I follow him & see if he's taking a shit. If I see him go into a stall, I'll shuffle around, clearing my throat, and make all kinds of noise, and then when I'm almost certain that his asscheeks are about to involuntarily spasm and give out from holding the shit in, I'll open the door and close it to make him think that I've left.
When the explosive diarrhea and farting noises inevitably happen within seconds of the door closing, I'll yell "WHOA!" really loud & leave, making sure to close the door extra loud, which makes him think that he scared someone who was still in the bathroom with his loud fart and diarrhea noises that he was previously clenching his cheeks together with every ounce of strength that he had, trying his hardest to hold in & release only when he was certain that nobody else was there.
It drives them insane. I even heard one of them start crying in the stall. I can't imagine how many I've made walk off the job because of it."
"If I see a zoomer in a work uniform go into the bathroom, I follow him & see if he's taking a shit. If I see him go into a stall, I'll shuffle around, clearing my throat, and make all kinds of noise, and then when I'm almost certain that his asscheeks are about to involuntarily spasm and give out from holding the shit in, I'll open the door and close it to make him think that I've left. Then when the explosive diarrhea and farting noises inevitably happen within seconds of the door closing, I'll yell "WHOA!" really loud & leave, making sure to close the door extra loud, which makes him think that he scared someone who was still in the bathroom with his loud fart and diarrhea noises that he was previously clenching his cheeks together with every ounce of strength that he had, trying his hardest to hold in & release only when he was certain that nobody else was there.
It drives them insane. I even heard one of them start crying in the stall. I can't imagine how many I've made walk off the job because of it."
after no careful consideration the only logical conclusion is that this Russian MIG must be from a time traveler who is sending me messages through random objects for a deeply important reason
