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ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻮﻟﺪﻩ : ﻳﺎ ﻭﻟﺪ ﺭﻭﺡ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺟﻴﺮﺍﻧﺎ ﻭﺷﻮﻑ ﻟﻴﺶ ﺻﻮﺗﻬﻢ ﻃﺎﻟﻊ ؟ ﺭﺍﺡ ﺍﻟﻮﻟﺪ ﻭ ﻋﺮﻑ ﺍﻥ ﺑﻨﺖ ﺟﻴﺮﺍﻧﻬﻢ ﻫﺮﺑﺖ ﻣﻊ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﻬﺎ ، ﺍﺳﺘﺤﻰ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﻷﺑﻮﻩ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ : ﺟﻴﺮﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻧﺴﺮﻗﺖ ﺳﻴﺎﺭﺗﻬﻢ ﺍﻟﺘﻜﺴﻲ ﺭﺍﺡ ﺍﻻﺏ ﻟﺠﺎﺭﻩ ﻳﻮﺍﺳﻴﻪ ﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ : ﻳﺎﺭﺟﺎﻝ ﺯﻳﻦ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺍﺭﺗﺤﺘﻮ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﻃﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻨﻬﺎﺭ ﻣﻦ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻟﻮﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻌﺪ ﻓﻴﻬﺎ ﺣﻴﻞ ﺗﻤﺸﻲ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﺎ ﺭﻛﺒﻮﻫﺎ ﺍﻟﻌﺎﻟﻢ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺃﻧﺎ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺭﻛﺒﺘﻬﺎ ﻣﺎﻋﺠﺒﺘﻨﻲ . ^ ﺟﺎﺏ ﺍﻟﻌﻴﺪ *beer*‌" . ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﻣﺪﺭﺱ ﻟﻐﺔ ﻋﺮﺑﻴﺔ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﺗﻔﻘﺖ ﻣﻊ ﻃﻼﺑﻲ ﺑﺄﻥ ﻻ ﻧﺘﻜﻠﻢ ﺑﻐﻴﺮ ﺍﻟﻠﻐﺔ ﺍﻟﻌﺮﺑﻴﺔ ﻭﺳﻮﻑ ﻳﺄﺗﻴﻨﺎ ﻣﺸﺮﻓﻴﻦ ﻭﺿﻴﻮﻑ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻮﺯﺍﺭﺓ !.. ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﺮﻓﻴﻦ ﻭﺟﻠﺴﻮﺍ ﺑﺎﻟﻔﺼﻞ ﻗﻠﺖ ﻟﻄﺎﻟﺐ .. ﻗﻢ ﻭ ﺃﻏﻠﻖ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺏ ﻳﺎﺳﺎﻟﻢ .. ﻗﺎﻡ ﺳﺎﻟﻢ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ .. ﺣﺴﻨﺎً ﻳﺎﻣﻮﻻﻱ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻤﺸﺮﻓﻴﻦ ﺃﻏﻤﻰ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻀﺤﻚ 😂😂😂😂 https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﻓﻮﺍﺋﺪ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻈﻼﻡ * ﻫﻞ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺃﻥ ﻟﺬﺓ ﻣﻤﺎﺭﺳﺔ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻈﻠﻤﺔ ﺗﺘﻀﺎﻋﻒ 10 ﻣﺮﺍﺕ ﻋﻦ ﻣﻤﺎﺭﺳﺘﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻹﺿﺎﺀﺓ؟ ﻭﻫﻞ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻐﺮﻓﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﻈﻠﻤﺔ ﻟﻪ ﺫﻭﻕ ﻭﻃﻌﻢ ﺧﺎﺹ ﻟﺪﻯ ﺍﻟﻄﺮﻓﻴﻦ؟ ﻓﻬﻮ ﻳﺤﺴﺴﻬﻤﺎ ﺑﻘﻤﺔ ﺍﻷﻣﺎﻥ ﺣﻴﻦ ﻳﻀﻢ ﻛﻞ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﺍﻵﺧﺮ . ﻭﻫﻞ ﺗﻌﻠﻢ ﺃﻥ ﺍﻟﻐﺮﻓﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﻈﻠﻤﺔ ﺗﺴﺎﻋﺪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺗﻘﺎﺭﺏ ﺍﻷﻧﻔﺎﺱ ﻭﺍﻷﺟﺴﺎﺩ ﻭﺗﺠﻌﻞ ﻟﻠﺠﻨﺲ ﻟﻮﻥ ﻭﻃﻌﻢ ﺧﺎﺹ؟ ﻓﺒﻌﺾ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺎﺕ ﻗﺪ ﺗﺨﺠﻞ ﻣﻦ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺸﻬﻮﺭ ﺍﻷﻭﻟﻰ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ . ﻟﺬﻟﻚ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻷﻓﻀﻞ ﺃﻥ ﻳﻄﻔﻲﺀ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﺍﻹﺿﺎﺀﺓ ﻟﻴﺴﺎﻋﺪ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﺃﻥ ﺗﺄﺧﺬ ﺭﺍﺣﺘﻬﺎ ﻭﺗﻜﻮﻥ ﺃﻛﺜﺮ ﺟﺮﺃﺓ . ﻣﻊ ﺗﺤﻴﺎﺕ *ﻭﺯﺍﺭﺓ ﺍﻟﻜﻬﺮﺑﺎﺀ، ﺇﺩﺍﺭﺓ ﺗﺮﺷﻴﺪ ﺍﻻﺳﺘﻬﻼﻙ * ﺍﻟﺤﻠﻘﺔ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺩﻣﺔ : *ﻓﻮﺍﺋﺪ ﺍﻟﺠﻨﺲ ﺑﺪﻭﻥ ﻣﻜﻴﻒ 😂😂😂😂https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺍﺣﻨﺎ ﻣﺨﺰﻧﻴﻦ ﻭﺑﻪ ﺍﺛﻨﻴﻦ ﺑﻴﺘﺠﺎﺑﺮﻭ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻭﻟﺪﻱ ﻋﺎﺻﻲ ﻭﻃﺮﻃﻮﺭ ﻭﻣﻠﻘﻮﻑ ﺫﻱ ﺟﻨﺒﻪ ﺗﺤﻤﺲ ﻭﻗﺎﻝ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻧﻴﻚ ﺍﻣﻪ 😂😂😂😂 https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﻣﺼﺮﻱ ﻃﺎﻟﻊ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﻌﺪ ﻣﻊ ﻣﺼﺮﻳﻪ، ﺿﺮﺏ ﻛﻮﻋﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺻﺪﺭﻫﺎ ،، ﻭﻗﺎﻝ : ﻟﻮ ﻗﻠﺒﻚ ﻃﺮﻱ ﺯﻱ ﺻﺪﺭﻙ ﺍﻛﻴﺪ ﺑﺘﺴﺎﻣﺤﻴﻨﻲ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ : ﻟﻮ ﺑﺘﺎﻋﻚ ﺟﺎﻣﺪ ﺯﻱ ﻛﻮﻋﻚ ﺍﻧﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺷﻘﻪ 15 https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺩﺑﺔ ﺗﻘﻮﻝ : ﺷﺎﻳﻠﺔ ﻫﻢ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺗﺰﻭﺟﺖ ﻛﻴﻒ ﺃﺭﻓﻊ ﺭﺟﻮﻟﻲ ﻫﻤﻮﻡ ﺗﻔﺘﺢ ﺍﻟﻨﻔﺲ https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺭﺟﻞ ﻋﺎﻳﺶ ﻣﻊ ﺯﻭﺟﺎﺗﻪ ﺍﻟﺜﻨﺘﻴﻦ ﻓﻲ ﻏﺮﻓﺔ ﻭﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﻳﻨﺎﻡ ﻣﻊ ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﻣﻨﻬﻢ ﺣﺴﺐ ﺍﻟﺪﻭﺭ .. ﺟﺎﻟﻪ ﺿﻴﻒ ﻭﻫﻮ ﻣﺎ ﻋﻨﺪﻩ ﻏﻴﺮ ﻫﺎﻟﻐﺮﻓﺔ ﻓﻨﺎﻡ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺳﺮﻳﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﻭﺯﻭﺟﺎﺗﻪ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ .. ﻭﺁﺧﺮ ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻞ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﻭﺣﺪﻩ ﻣﻦ ﺯﻭﺟﺎﺗﻪ ﺃﺑﻐﺎﻙ ﺗﻌﻮﺿﻨﻲ ﻋﻦ ﺍﻣﺲ !!.. ﻗﺎﻟﻬﺎ : ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ ﺿﻴﻒ ﻋﻴﺐ ﻳﺸﻮﻓﻨﺎ ﺍﺻﺮﺕ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﻭﻗﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﺍﻓﺘﺤﻲ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﺔ ﺷﻮﻱ ﻋﺸﺎﻥ ﻳﺒﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻨﻮﺭ ﻭﺷﻮﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ ﻭﻻ ﻻ ؟ ﺷﺎﻓﺘﻪ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ ﻭﺑﺪﺍ ﺍﻟﺸﻐﻞ ﻭﺧﻠﺼﻮﺍ ﻏﺎﺭﺕ ﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻴﺔ .. ﻭﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺩﻭﺭﻱ ﺍﺻﻼً ﻭﺃﺻﺮﺕ !! ﻓﻘﺎﻟﻬﺎ ﺃﻓﺘﺤﻲ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﺔ ﻭﺷﻮﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ ﻭﻻ ﻻ ؟ ﻓﻜﺎﻥ ﻧﺎﻳﻢ ﻭﺃﺷﺘﻐﻠﻮﺍ ﻭﺧﻠﺼﻮﺍ .. ﻭﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺼﺒﺎﺡ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﺎﻝ ﺳﺄﻝ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ : ﺑﺸﺮ ﻋﺴﻰ ﺃﺭﺗﺤﺖ ﺑﺎﻟﻨﻮﻣﺔ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ : ﺍﻟﺤﻤﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺑﺲ ﻃﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻠﻴﻞ ﻛﻨﺖ ﻋﻄﺸﺎﻥ !! ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ : ﻃﻴﺐ ﻟﻴﺶ ﻣﺎ ﺷﺮﺑﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﻪ ﻗﺪﺍﻣﻚ ؟ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻪ ﺍﻟﻀﻴﻒ؛ ﻭﻳﻦ ﺃﺷﺮﺏ ﻭﺍﻧﺖ ﺍﻱ ﺍﺣﺪ ﻳﻔﺘﺢ ﺍﻟﺜﻼﺟﺔ ﺗﻨﻴﻜﻪ 😂😂😂😂 https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﻣﻤﺤﻮﻧﺔ ﺟﻨﻨﺖ ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ .. ﻛﻞ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺗﺒﻴﻪ ﻳﻨﻴﻜﻬﺎ !! ; ﺯﻭﺟﻬﺎ ﺗﻌﺐ ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﺧﻼﺹ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﻴﻮﻡ ﻭﺭﺍﻳﺢ ﺑﻔﻠﻮﺱ ? ﺍﺫﺍ ﺗﺒﻴﻦ ﻋﺎﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ200 ﻭﻋﺎﻟﻜﻨﺐ 100 ﻭﻋﺎﻻﺭﺽ 50 ﺛﺎﻧﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺩﺧﻞ ﺍﻟﺒﻴﺖ ﻭﺣﺼﻠﻬﺎ ﻣﺎﺳﻜﻪ 200 ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻳﻌﻨﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ؟ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ : ﻻ ﺃﺭﺑﻊ ﻣﺮﺍﺕ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺍﻷﺭﺽ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻪ https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﻗﺎﻝ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﺍﻋﺸﻖ " ﻃﻴﺒﻚ " ﻭﺍﻥ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﺒﺎﺀ " ﺯﺍﺀ " ﻑ ﺭﺩﺕ ﺑﻜﻞ ﻋﺸﻖ : ﻭﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻳﻀﺎ ﺍﻋﺸﻖ " ﺣﺒﻚ " ﻭﺍﻥ ﻛﺎﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﺎﺀ " ﺯﺍﺀ " ^ ﻳﺎﺳﺎﺗﺮ ‌" ﻫﺬﻳﻼ " ﻗﻬﻮﺗﻬﻢ " ﺳﺎﺧﻨﺔ ﺟﺪﺍ ﻭﺍﻥ ﻛﺎﻧﺖ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﻑ ﺷﻴﻦ ﺍﺫﺍ ﺍﻟﺒﻨﺖ ﻋﻴﺪﺕ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺪﻳﺮﻩ 😂😂😂😂 https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺳﺄﻟﻮﺍ ﻟﺒﻨﺎﻧﻴﺔ ؟ ﺷﻮ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﻕ ﺑﻴﻦ ﺍﻟﻤﺴﺪﺱ ﻭﺍﻟﻌﻀﻮ ﺍﻟﺬﻛﺮﻱ .. ؟ ﻗﺎﻟﺖ : ﺗﻨﻴﻨﺎﺗﻬﻢ ﺑﻴﻄﺨﻮ .. ﺑﺲ ﺍﻷﻭﻝ ﺑﻴﺎﺧﺪ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺡ ،، ﻭﺍﻟﺜﺎﻧﻲ ﺑﻴﺮﺩ ﺍﻟﺮﻭﺡ !! ^ ﺣﻜﻴﻤﻪ ﺑﻨﺖ ﺍﻟﻜﻠﺐ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻪ https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺩﺭﻩ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺺ ﻏﻀﺐ ﺍﻟﺮﺟﻞ ﻫﻲ ﺍﻣﺮﺃﺓ ﻧﺎﺟﺤﻪ ﻓﻲ ﺣﻴﺎﺗﻬﺎ ﺍﻹﺟﺘﻤﺎﻋﻴﻪ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﺮﺃﺓ ﺍﻟﻘﺎﺩﺭﻩ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺺ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﺟﺎ ﻓﻲ ﺑﺎﻟﻜﻢ ﻳﺎﻟﻮﺳﺨﻴﻦ ﺍﺗﻮﻗﻊ ﺍﻧﻬﺎ ﻧﺎﺟﺤﻪ ﺍﻛﺜﺮ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺤﻴﻮﺍﻧﻪ ﺍﻻﻭﻟﻰ ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ ﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪﻫﻬﻬﻬﻬﻪ https://t.me/nokt_hot

ﺍﻟﺠﻤﺎﻉ ﻳﺼﻔﻲ ﺍﻟﺬﻫﻦ ﻭﻳﻘﻮﻱ ﺍﻟﻔﻬﻢ ‏) ﻛﺎﻥ ﺇﺑﻦ ﻋﻘﻴﻞ ﺍﻟﺤﻨﺒﻠﻲ ﺭﺣﻤﻪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺗﻌﺎﻟﻰ ﻳﻘﻮﻝ :ﻛﻨﺖ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺇﺳﺘﻐﻠﻘﺖ ﻋﻠﻰ ﻣﺴﺄﻟﺔ ﺩﻋﻮﺕ ﺯﻭﺟﺘﻲ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺍﺵ ﻓﺈﺫﺍ ﻓﺮﻏﺖ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻣﺮﻫﺎ،، ﻗﻤﺖ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻭﺭﺍﻗﻲ ﺃﺻﺐ ﺍﻟﻌﻠﻢ ﺻﺒﺎ ،، ﻟﻠﻪ ﺩﺭﻙ ﻳﺎ ﺇﺑﻦ ﻋﻘﻴﻞ ﻣﺎ ﺃﺭﻭﻋﻚ . ﺗﻌﺎﻝ ﻭ ﺷﻮﻑ ﺍﻟﻲ ﻋﻨﺪﻧﺎ . ﺑﻌﺪ ﺍﻟﻔﺮﺍﺵ ﻳﻐﻤﻰ ﻋﻠﻴﻬﻢ ﻟﻠﺼﺒﺢ 😂😂😂😂

ﺣﻀﻨﻬﺎ ﻣﻦ ﺍﻟﺨﻠﻒ ﻭﻫﻤﺲ ﻟﻬﺎ : ﻫﻞ ﻋﻄﺮﻱ ﺟﻤﻴﻞ ؟ ! ﺗﻐﻤﺾ ﻋﻴﻨﻴﻬﺎ ﻭﺗﺒﺘﺴﻢ ﻭﺗﻘﻮﻝ : ﻛﻴﻒ ﻻ ﺃﺛﻖ ﺑﺬﻭﻗﻚ ﻭﻗﺪ ﺍﺧﺘﺮﺗﻨﻲ ﺣﺒﻴﺒﺔً ﻟﻚ ؟ ! ﻓﺤﻤﻠﻬﺎ ﺇﻟﻰ ﺍﻟﺴﺮﻳﺮ ﻭﺃﻟﻘﻰ ﺛﻴﺎﺑﻬﺎ ﻭﺷﻤﺒﻖ ﻟﻤﺒﻖ ‌". ﻛﺎﻟﻌﺎﺩﺓ ﻗﻠﺔ ﺃﺩﺏ !! ﺑﺲ ﻧﺒﻰ ﺇﺳﻢ ﺍﻟﻌﻄﺮ ﺇﻟﻠﻲ ﺧﻼﻫﻢ ﻳﺘﻬﻮﺭﻭﻥ