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Small sewing machines are sewing machines that are smaller than a sewing machine. A sewing machine is larger than a small sewing machine, but quieter than a loud sewing machine.

It maintains odor levels in a normal familiar range, so if you open the windows and the air gets too fresh, it filters it through some dirty laundry samples to compensate.

Poorly Drawn Lines – An Adventure

The US uses hollowed-out salt domes to store the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, and non-hollowed-out ones to store the Strategic Salt Reserve.

My bracket has 76 trombones led by John Philip Sousa facing off against thousands of emperor penguins led by Morgan Freeman.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Badder Mouse

We'll turn the asteroid belt into ball bearings to go between different rings orbiting at different speeds.

It's very hard to detect, but recent studies have determined that when plasma B cells are producing antibodies, they go 'pew pew pew'

Poorly Drawn Lines – My Friend

Phil Plait once pointed out that you can calculate the total angular area of the sky this way. If the sky is a sphere with radius 57.3 degrees, then its area is 4*pi*r^2=41,253 square degrees. This makes dimensional analysts SO mad, but you can't argue with results.

A lot of these are actually non-venomous, but I can see which species you mistook them for. If you pause the crane for a sec I can give you some ID pointers for next time!

"Confirmed, we have to scrub." "Ugh, okay. I'll get the bucket and sponge."

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Best Version

As the editor has reportedly defeated Death in a series of games of skill, no further obituaries are expected.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Real

I was eventually kicked out of my architectural engineering program because I wouldn't stop referring to HVAC as "the fandom."

Poorly Drawn Lines – How You Want

I know hand dryers have their problems, but I think for fun we should keep egging Dyson on and see if we can get them to make one where the airflow breaks the speed of sound.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Made Mistakes