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Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Bird

Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad Sometimes

It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.

CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Time to Myself

BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unsure of Yourself

Squinting at a graph is fine for getting a rough idea of the answer, but if you want to pretend to know it exactly, you neeed statistics.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ideas

My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Greatest Pal

Poorly Drawn Lines – Never Give Up

Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.