Comics

Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element.

We're considering installing a pressurization system to keep the tanks at constant pressure solely to deter them.

They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.

Our lawyers were worried because it turns out the company inherits its debt from the parent universe, but luckily cosmic inflation reduced it to nearly zero.

If we can get a brood of 13-year cicadas going, we might have a chance at making this happen before the oceans evaporate under the expanding sun.

If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.

[Political pundit on the ScrabbleTV News channel] "After four years of defying orthographic pressure, Joe ceded the top of the ticket to Kamala, who--after considering Josh, Mark, Andy, Roy, and Pete--picked Tim."

This only makes it more urgent that we adopt my roadmap for the next 10 years, which should put us solidly in the lead.

He was the first person to land a 900, which is especially impressive because pulling off a half-integer spin requires obeying Fermi-Dirac statistics.

Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.

Buildings constructed from softer materials were damaged by chili pepper impacts to the storm's high Richter-Fujita-Scoville-Mohs hardness rating.

Thankfully for everyone involved, the Winter Olympics officials spotted me and managed to stop me before I got to the ski jump.

People think power over ethernet is so great, and yet when I try to do water over ethernet everyone yells at me.

Hard to imagine political rhetoric more microtargeted at me than 'I love Venn diagrams. I really do, I love Venn diagrams. It's just something about those three circles.'

This has become an xkcd channel huh, might to finally check the code and refresh all the things that have been breaking since then 😔

We were going to try swordfighting, but all my compiling is on hold.

IMO the thymus is one of the coolest organs and we should really use it in metaphors more.

Einstein's theories solved a longstanding mystery about Mercury: Why it gets so hot. "It's because," he pointed out, "the sun is right there."

Anadromous fish are more vulnerable in rivers, since the lack of salt means you can quickly crack passwords using rainbow trout tables.