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(CNN)-Women and students are paying tribute to a 26-year-old teacher who was killed while jogging in southern Spain's Huelva province.
Hidden by some branches, Laura Luelmo's body was found Monday 5 kilometers (about 3 miles) from her home in El Campillo, according to local reports. She had been missing for six days. A neighbor reportedly confessed to her killing after hours of interrogation.
Luelmo's last tweet, from March on International Women's Day, is now being reshared by women from all parts of Spain. Some also are using the hashtag #LauraSomosTodas (#WeAreAllLaura).
https://edition.cnn.com/2018/12/20/europe/laura-luelmo-killing-spain-gender-violence-running-scli-intl/index.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+rss%2Fedition_europe+%28RSS%3A+CNNi+-+Europe%29
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This is my body, my body’s holy
No more excuses,
No more abuses
We are mothers, we are teachers,
We are beautiful, beautiful creatures
https://t.me/MkNotes/547
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🔴«ای کاش در این کشور متولد نشده بودم»
✍🏼محمدمهدی اردبیلی
اگر انسان را محصول و معلول شرایط و عواملی بدانیم که او را برساختهاند، چه این شرایط به محیط زیست او بازگرداند (اعم از شرایط سیاسی و اجتماعی)، چه به عوامل فیزیکی پیش از تولد او (عوامل ژنتیکی و فطری)، در هر حال، فرد، در مقام یک اتحاد موقت، فینفسه، چیزی از آن خود ندارد و برساخته است. من، به این دلیل «من»، یعنی همین فرد خاص، هستم که در این مکان و زمان خاص و تحت این شرایط مشخص، تولد یافته و زیست میکنم. اگر «من» در مکانی دیگر یا زمانی دیگر میزیستم، محصول و معلول شرایط دیگری بودم و در نتیجه، دیگر «من» نبودم و «دیگری» بودم.
این جمله را بارها شنیدهایم که «ایکاش من در فلان کشور به دنیا آمده بودم». بیان چنین عباراتی، صرفاً ناشی از نوعی جهل فلسفی نسبت به ماهیت خود من است. من به واسطۀ عدم شناخت خود و شرایط برسازندهام، برای فرار از مواجهه با شرایط و ریشههای هویتیام، به نوعی ارضای خیالی و موهوم پناه میبرم، و «من»ای را تصور میکنم که مثلا در فلان خانواده مرفه یا بهمان کشور پیشرفته به دنیا آمده است، و لابد خود را بدبخت مییابم و "تف و لعنتی" هم حوالۀ "این سرنوشت" میکنم. این مقایسه اساساً غلط است. یک دلیل آن، اینکه «من» اگر در اینجا متولد نشده بودم، دیگر «من» نبودم، بلکه «دیگری» بودم. دیگریای که از قضا همین الان مشغول زیستن در آنجاست. او جهان را از منظر خودش میبیند و واجد «من»ای از آنِ خویش است. هر شکلی از مقایسۀ من با دیگری، باید این حقیقت بدیهی را مدنظر قرار دهد که دیگری از آن رو زندگی دیگری دارد که برای من، دیگری است. اگر من جای دیگری بودم، دیگر من نبودم، بلکه دیگری بودم، چنانکه اکنون دیگری در حال زیستن به جای خودش است.
افراد با این مقایسهی موهوم، عملاً به جای شناختِ انتقادیِ خود و وضعیتشان، و نیز تلاش برای تغییر خلاقانه و درونزای خود و جامعهشان، به واسطهی تصورات منفعلانه و موهومی مانند «جبر جغرافیایی»، از مواجهه با اصل مسئله میگریزند و هرچند به خوبی غُر میزنند اما تغییری در خود وضعیت ایجاد نمیکنند. این "جبر جغرافیایی" عمدتاً غیرتاریخی، متصلب و دسترسناپذیر تصور میشود، و درست به همین اعتبار، سوژه را در مقام عنصری مداخلهگر، فعال و تعیینکننده کنار میگذارد. تاریخ خیالی در این سیاق صرفاً روایتی رُمانتیک است از همان قسم تخیلاتی که به عناوین مختلف در قالبهای رنگارنگ خلقیاتنویسی و خاطرهگویی ایرانیان به چشم میخورد و هر دم این گمان را متورمتر میکند که هرآنچه نکبت و نخوت و انحطاط است در این سرزمین نفرینشده باریده است (جالب اینجاست که کل این انحطاطباوریِ وطنستیزانه، نقابی تصنعی از نوعی ذات تاریخیِ ساختگیِ آرمانی به چهره میزند و خود را پشت ویترینی از ناسیونالیسم پنهان میکند).
مسئله اینجاست که باید در عینِ تاکید بر ماهیت برساختهی سوژه، از دچار شدن به نوعی جبرگرایی شرورانه و امتناعباور اجتناب کرد. تاریخ دقیقاً باید در تیررس سوژه باشد. هر شکلی از تاریخی کردن، عملاً باید شکلی از به چنگ آوردن تاریخ باشد نه عکس آن. سوژه باید بتواند همواره خود را در مقام عاملی ببیند که هرچند خود محصول تاریخ است، اما در پیشبردِ مسیر تاریخ، اگر نه تماماً، بلکه به سهمِ خود، تعیینکننده است. تصور جغرافیایی نفرینشده در ناکجاآبادِ تاریخ، تصور موجودیتی اثیری و هیولایی است که جز گریز از آن چارهای در میان نیست. جبرِ جغرافیایی نام دیگر فریب بزرگی است که استعمارگران و استبدادطلبان همدستانه بدان دامن زدهاند. هیچ جغرافیایی تماماً و جبراً در تاریخِ استبداد فرونغلتیده است. سوژه باید بتواند خود را در این جغرافیا، موقعیتیابی کند و در برابر عواملِ تمدیدِ این جبر، شجاعانه و جسورانه بایستد، نه اینکه به اعتبارِ تصور رُمانتیک از تاریخ-جغرافیا، مقدمات تمدید آن چیزی را فراهم کند که ظاهراً علیهاش وراجی میکند.
افزایش خیرهکنندۀ آمار مهاجرت از ایران را نیز میتوان در پرتو همین رویکرد ارزیابی کرد. افراد دچار این تصورند که میتوانند با تغییر زیستگاه، از بهاصطلاح "جبر جغرافیاییِ"خود بگریزند و به جای «دیگرانی» زندگی کنند که لابد جبراً خوشبختاند. اما آنها فراموش میکنند که در این انتقالِ مکانی باید «منِ» خودشان را، یعنی کل عناصر فرهنگی، فیزیکی و اجتماعیِ برسازندۀ هویتشان را ، همچون صلیبی ناگسستنی، بر دوش خودشان حمل کنند. ایرانیانِ مهاجر (یا ژانر حتی عظیمترِ "ایرانیانِ درفکر مهاجرت" که به واسطهی شکاف دولت/ملت و ریزش سرمایه اجتماعی، روزبهروز برتعدادشان افزوده میشود) هرجای دنیا هم که باشند،باز در ایراناند. اگر جبری هم در کار باشد،همین است. فرد نباید فراموش کند که خودش (خود نه در معنای فردِ تنهای منتزع،بلکه درمعنای کل عناصر برسازندۀ هویت) دقیقاً همان وضعیتی است که از آن میگریزد.
👉 @SOCIAL_SCIENCE
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A man and his wife were sitting at a table at her high school Reunion, and the wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his Drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
The man asked the wife, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he Hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" the man said, "Who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?"
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I OWE MY MOTHER!!
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4.My mother taught me LOGIC.
" Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12 My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14 . My mother taught me about BEHAVIO R MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get i t when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!
https://t.me/MkNotes/742
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Mommy Ate It
For weeks a six-year-old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister that was expected at his house.
One day the mother allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn child. The six-year old was obviously impressed, but made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling his teacher about the impending event.
The teacher finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy, whatever has become of that baby brother or sister you were expecting at home?"
Tommy burst into tears and confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
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Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples
and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a
wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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After 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood, the mailman was going to retire. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who roundly and soundly congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.
At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced!
When he had enough, they went downstairs where she fixed him a giant breakfast; eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice.
When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge.
'All of this was just too wonderful for words', he said; 'But what's the dollar for'?
'Well', she said, 'last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you, and he said; 'Screw him. Give him a dollar'. 'The breakfast was my idea!!'
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Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked
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A statue in a park with a soldier on a horse with its 2 feet in the air
means the soldier died in combat.
If the horse has only 1 foot in the air, the soldier died of injuries from combat.
If the horse has all 4 feet on the ground, the soldier died of natural causes.
https://t.me/MkNotes/737
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When the English settlers landed in Australia, they noticed a strange animal that jumped extremely high and far. They asked the aboriginal people using body language and signs trying to ask them about this animal. They responded with “Kan Ghu Ru” the English then adopted the word kangaroo. What the aboriginal people were really trying to say was: “we don’t understand you”, “ Kan Ghu Ru”.
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A man and his wife were sitting at a table at her high school Reunion, and the wife kept staring at a drunken man swigging his Drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
The man asked the wife, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he Hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" the man said, "Who would think a person could go on Celebrating that long?"
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Travel Risk Map 2019: Iran as safe as the UK and Slovenia, Denmark and Switzerland among world's least dangerous countries | The Independent
https://www.independent.co.uk/travel/news-and-advice/travel-risk-map-2019-worlds-safest-dangerous-countries-to-visit-iran-uk-slovenia-denmark-a8644646.html?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2vodTeSHQOFnO6tto82I6jokWfchgYRX-B4s7ysrPqAMEDWlJ1uzoFB5s#Echobox=1542835064
