Existential Comics

In reality, of course, the academic philosopher would provide the theoretical framework to justify colonialism, but hey we can pretend, right?

Unpopular opinion: Aristotle was the beginning of the downturn of western philosophy, because he changed the philosophy of Socrates into what was a fundamentally nerd philosophy. In this essay I will...

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"You are fired." "Ah, perhaps my naive christlike love in incompatible with the sophisticated modern world." "No it's because you are an asshole." "Oh."

Alternate title: "How Descartes Became a Communist."

"It's just a word. Don't you know anything about language? The sounds are arbitrary"