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Bible banger is a religious fanatic, a person who builds his life according to the Bible and is eager to go out of his way to make sure that everyone else does the same. At times the Bible banger's desire to spread God's word takes him too far and he appears more like the devil (at least to those who do not share his views). The Bible banger is typically a quiet, inconspicuous, humble, seemingly fairly harmless person, yet when it comes to God and religion, he gets jumpered, and then the irreversible process begins: the banger has verbal diarrhea that can drive you crazy, do not even try to argue with him, for (spoiler) you cannot win. Example: - She brought up Christ a hundred times in a ten-minute-long conversation. I guess she's one of the Bible bangers. Our NFT channel

Office rage means desk madness. Uncontrollable bouts of aggression at work or hidden anger, which periodically appears in communication with other employees and superiors. Quite often they appear due to the banal feeling of dissatisfaction or offence, e.g. when the boss promoted an ass-kicking colleague instead of you, or did not give you a raise, even though you have been working for four people during the last months. So the desire to smash someone's face or angrily fuck up the keyboard, can be quite justified. Just keep in mind that sarcasm and passive aggression aren't punishable in court, but fighting can get you kicked out of work and put in jail. Choose the right anger management tactics, or fuck everyone and fire yourself. After all, nerves are more expensive than a paycheck. Example: - Nagging boss, mentally retarded colleagues and a shitty broken-down printer - these are things that provoke my office rage every fucking month. Our NFT channel

Creepypasta [ˈkriːpiˈpɑːstə] – a kind of copypaste (text that is copied from one resource and posted on another). A short story that aims to scare the crap out of you. Frequently, it is accompanied by a photo, video, or audio of a shocking nature, to give the story a realistic feel. At times, it may not be a story, but a particular character allegedly seen by many people. Slenderman, the SCP Foundation website, and "if you're reading this, do not turn around!" style stories are classic examples of creepypasta. They seem ridiculous to us now, but at the height of their popularity, they sponsored a lot of brick-and-mortar plants. For instance, recall the recent hysteria with Momo? Example: - Never read creepypastas at night, kids!

OTPHJ or Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job is petting through cloth. That is the kind of under-sex where you really feel like it, but cannot do it at all. For instance, you're at your girlfriend's house, and you're about to start fucking, but her parents suddenly come over. Making noise in front of them is not an option, so as a compromise, the fondling through your pants comes to the rescue. Yeah, it's brutal. But what can you do? Better this than nothing at all. Example: - I don't think I'll let you fuck me in the alley but I can surely guarantee you an OTPHJ. Our NFT channel

Poseidon powder, or another euphemism for cocaine. In general, there are dozullion of such slang expressions about drugs, as it is not customary to talk about them openly. Why Poseidon and why powder, history is silent. Maybe the god of the seas was moonlighting as a cocaine lord in ancient Greece. Or maybe he really powdered his nose. And there's also talk that in the world of Spongebob Poseidon powder is the same secret ingredient in Mr. Crab's burgers. The main thing is not to use such powder on principle, or you might not go to Poseidon himself, but a little lower, to Hades in the realm of the dead. Example: - He was one of the guys that could find a way to use the suitcase full of fucking cocaine. Our NFT channel

Walk of shame is the "road of shame" leading from the whorehouse back home. While the rest of us are piling on coffee and stomping off to work, you crawl out into the light in your wrinkled, smoky clothes and stagger back to your place. Your head is buzzing, the sun is blinding your eyes, and your breath smells like cats pissed on you. One glance at you is enough to know that you had a pretty "dirty" night. It is quite possible that the T-shirt you are wearing is three sizes bigger and obviously not yours, and no underwear at all. Who knows what the fuck you were doing under the cover of the night. Or maybe even more than one... Example: - I always do the walk of shame on Saturday mornings.

Fatso ['fætsəʊ] is a fat man or fatty. By and large, that's a nickname for overweight people. You do hear it often from children notorious for their cruelty toward obese peers (and not just peers). Americans even have such a term - "fatism", fat shaming, fat phobia, that is, discrimination against an overweight person. In San Francisco, by way of example, a law was passed long ago that protects the rights of obese people from discrimination on the basis of weight in hiring, renting housing, and choosing medical treatment. Example: - Hey, fatso, get the fuck out of my way!

Spray and pray [spreɪ ən preɪ] – fall and pray, spray and hope. A shooting tactic popular in PC games and action movies. The idea is that a person points a gun in the direction of the target and squeezes the trigger, completely emptying the magazine of ammunition. The accuracy of such shooting is reduced to a minimum, the range of shots is enormous and it resembles spraying. In this case, the man himself panics and hopes that at least one bullet will hit the target. The term easily carries over to civilian life. When you like all the girls in a row, you hope at least one responds, right? It's the same story with sending out compliments. Example: - Just spray and pray. Maybe someone will like you back.

Tanorexic — from the words tan and anorexia. That's the name given to people who do not use tanning as a way to relax, but as their main goal in life. It does not matter to them whether to tan in the sun or in a tanning bed. The main thing is the color of the tan, and the richer the tan, the better. That's why you can normally see tanorexic people from afar. They are either bright orange, like an orange, or dark brown, like a grilled chicken. If you meet these fellows in their natural habitat, the beach, you might think they're playing a game of "who'll outlast who" with the sun. But tanorexic people need to be rescued. This kind of love of the sun and tanning is not only similar to a mental illness, but can also lead to skin cancer. So if you have such acquaintances, give them the gift of sunscreen and a trip to a psychiatrist. Example: - She spent the whole day on a beach and still went to a solarium afterward. Typical tanorexic, I'd say.

Cheat sheet is a crib sheet, a trusted friend of high school and college students. As it happens, the majority of us can easily memorize the cost of all edible goodies in the canteen, but constantly forget mathematical formulas, spelling rules or dates of history. This is where it comes to the rescue, the old-fashioned spur. And although the Internet abounding ways to create them, we all realize that something else is quite essential. Namely - not to be caught using a "cheat sheet" in front of the teacher. Otherwise, all the effort and sleepless nights for the preparation of spurs in vain. Example: - Don't wet your pants, no teacher will make you pull up your skirt and expose a cheat sheet. That's sheer sexual harassment!