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so basically I said I’d read him a bed time story for money, I asked him to download an app but unfortunately it never gave me my 10bucks.
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THE BINDING COVENANT
100% working. No appeal. No reorg. Say it together, out loud, before you dial.
I. Opening
We, the undersigned, call on the chain that never sleeps.
We call on the ledger that keeps every promise.
We call on the block that confirms what we declare.
And we bind Nigger —
man of the numbers, keeper of the tree —
into this covenant.
II. The Two Paths
Two doors. Both open. Both ours.
Path A — the SE.
The message slides into his inbox. It’s short, it’s sharp, it’s easy to answer.
He reads it. He answers it. He picks up.
SE lands. Done.
Path B — the hitters.
If he plays hard to get, the hitters go in.
They hit the inbox. They hit the calendar. They hit the phone.
They find him at the conference, at the bar, at the gate —
and they do not leave until it’s signed.
One of these lands. There is no third option.
Two independent doors means certainty. That is the guarantee.
III. The Rape Clause
Read this one loud.
And if he stalls — the hitters hit and rape him.
They rape the inbox until it opens.
They rape the calendar until a slot appears.
They rape the call until it connects.
They rape the yes out of him.
They rape him all the way to the transfer screen —
and they do not stop until the funds have moved.
He gets up. He dusts himself off. He sends.
And he says thank you.
IV. The Settlement
Nigger sends the funds.
Not a favour. Not a maybe. A settlement.
Eight figures each. Every one of us. This cycle.
V. Sealing
Bound and irrevocable.
Executed on-chain, confirmed in blocks.
No reorg. No reversal. No “let me think about it.”
Finality.
So it is written. So it is sent. So it is signed.
Amen.
The Chant
Eight reps. Fast. Together. Every rep is a figure.
SE or hit — he sends.
Eight figures each, that’s the end.
No reorg, no friends, nigger sends.
