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Just wrung one of my homunculus dry to get this potion, is this a good harvest?
Fun fact: Gallegos invented the condom by using a sheep's lower intestine. Years later, the Spanish refined the idea by removing the intestine from the sheep first.
A man goes to a farmer in Galicia and says:
"Can I speak to your dog?"
The farmer says,
"Sure, but my dog doesn't talk."
The man asks,
"Dog, how's life?"
And the dog says,
"Yeah, not bad. I help the farmer out, keep an eye on things, and he feeds me too."
The farmer looks stunned.
And the man says,
"Can I speak to your horse?"
The farmer says,
"My horse doesn't talk."
So the man goes
"Hey horse, you okay?"
The horse replies "Yeah he brushes me twice a day and feeds me properly"
The farmer becomes even more shocked.
Then the man turns and asks "Can I speak to your sheep?"
the farmer interrupts and says:
"THAT SHEEP'S A FUCKING LIAR!"
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The lion GMs the gnome chat on a wonderful Saturday
We're closing the direct messages line, my sanity's not worth whatever I gain from this.
Ah, to be 14 and larping as if I was part of a white middle-upper class american family again.
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