TranSOnly / TS0

药娘哭话：拳！拳！拳！ 药娘向顺女请教：我每次去网上发言，别人都把我默认成男的，我该怎样让自己的语言更加女性化？ 顺女：你只要多使用国男，金针菇，3cm，力工，田力……这些词，别人看完肯定会觉得你是女的 https://x.com/SonogamiRinneTS/status/2065987700633813403

> be me > cis woman > cs major > 顺女，计算机系 > first red flag and i didn’t even know it > 第一个雷点，当时还没意识到 > go to the nixos meetup > 去了 nixos meetup > ratio is 1 woman to 3 men they said > 群友说现场男女 1:3 > a third of the “men” are hons in a hoodie > 那堆”男的”里三分之一是套着卫衣的 hon > a third of the “women” are luckshit passoids > 那堆”女的”里三分之一是 luckshit passoid > verified cis women on site: unconfirmed > 已证实的顺女：查无此人 > tell anon i’m actually cis > 跟 anon 说我真是顺女 > “bro computers don’t have women” > “哥们计算机哪来的女人” > show flat crotch > 展示平坦下体 > show 女证 > 掏出女证 > “based diy hon, very convincing” > “diy 牛的 hon，很逼真” > cannot self-verify being born female > 无法自证娘胎自带 > three years in the server now > 群里潜了三年 > know every estradiol by ester > 按酯类背得出每个雌二醇 > know the reference ranges cold > 血检区间倒背如流 > argue antiandrogen selection with strangers > 跟陌生人争抗雄选型 > still cannot do eyeliner > 眼线还是画不出来 > babytrans asks a transition question > 新药娘问 transition > i answer > 我答 > another asks > 又来一个 > i answer > 我答 > why am i the hrt npc > 我凭啥成了发 hrt 任务的 npc > back to the normie girl gc > 滚回普通顺女群 > they post selfies > 她们发自拍 > i post an endocrine society guideline > 我发内分泌学会指南 > ngmi > 聊不来 > too cis for the trannies > 对药娘太顺 > too tranny for the cis > 对顺女太药娘 > passes less than the local passoids > pass 度还不如本地 passoid > most convincing boymoder the cs dept ever produced > 计算机系产出过的最逼真 boymoder > “i’m straight btw” > “对了我直的” > contact list 90% transbian > 通讯录九成 transbian > even my mom thinks i transitioned > 连我妈都以为我变性了 > achievement unlocked > 成就解锁 > cis woman (computer science edition) > 《顺女·计算机限定版》 > statistically indistinguishable from a hon > 统计意义上与 hon 无法区分 > still cis though > 但还是顺女啦 > many such cases > 典中典 > socially homeless > 社会性无家可归

hear nix ratio is 3 girls : 1 guy sounds good wait 1/4 of the “guys” are boymoders and half of the “girls” are trannies actual cis male population approaching statistical error actual cis female population approaching heat death of universe see a woman assume tranny safe bet see another woman also assume tranny still statistically correct third woman says she’s cis lol computer science nice try shows female ID forged shows childhood photos deepfake shows family registry elaborate psyop shows flat chest hrt not started yet shows flat downstairs advanced biotechnology there are no women in computer science only increasingly convincing evidence

> be me > cis woman > get dragged into a 药娘 server by one (1) friend > 被一个友邻拉进了药娘群 > think i’m just the ally > 以为自己只是个 ally > that was 3 years ago > 那是三年前 > friend stopped posting months ago > 当初那个朋友早不冒泡了 > i never left > 我一直没走 > know more about hrt than the babytrans actually asking > 对 hrt 比来提问的新药娘还熟 > have a folder of other people’s bloodwork > 电脑里存着一整个文件夹别人的血检 > read an e2 trough at a glance > 一眼读懂 e2 谷值 > cannot recall a single one of their names > 却叫不出她们任何一个本名 > tell anon her prolactin is fine relax > 安慰 anon 催乳素没事别慌 > tell anon her voice already passes > 告诉 anon 你伪声早 pass 了 > tell anon diy is not worth dying over > 劝 anon diy 不值得把命搭进去 > unpaid endocrine tech support > 免费内分泌客服一个 > “omg you’re literally one of the girls” > “天你简直就是我们中的一员” > thanks i guess > 谢谢吧大概 > back to the normie female gc > 滚回普通顺女群 > they talk middle school crushes > 她们聊初中暗恋 > ngmi > 聊不来 > they talk skincare > 她们聊护肤 > finally my moment > 终于轮到我了 > turn it into tretinoin pharmacokinetics > 被我硬聊成 A 酸药代动力学 > ngmi > 还是聊不来 > too fembrained for the men > 对男的太 fembrained > too clinical for the women > 对女的太”临床检验科” > too cis for the trannies > 对药娘又太顺 > too tranny for the cissoids > 对顺女又太药娘 > “i’m straight btw” > “对了我直的” > last 5 contacts texted: hon, hon, babytrans, hon, ur mom > 最近聊天五个人：药娘、药娘、新药娘、药娘、你妈 > achievement unlocked > 成就解锁 > socially homeless > 社会性无家可归 > many such cases > 典中典