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It's funny. Last night I was going pee-pee and I had an idea for a schizo post that would be written something like, "Just got off the phone with the CEO of malware (Satya Nadella). He said don't even trip, dawg, we've got tons of new features coming to the Windows ecosystem so you and your group of nerds can continue to discover new things to abuse". The idea then was posting it with a picture of a cat on a cell phone. I didn't post it because I was like, "Nah, Microsoft is having a bunch of problems right now, no way Satya Nadella gives the approval to add more gumpie to their slermie frumpy machines". I was wrong. He has plenty of gumpies for the slermies.

As someone who enjoys malware and malware accessories, I for one believe this to be incredible news and I applaud Satya Nadella for this As someone who deals with malware defensively, I for one believe this is terrible news and I hate Satya Nadella so much right now it's unreal

This is a very silly photo. WeezerOSINT shared a photo of someone speaking with Instagram Trust & Safety. They told him what he is describing is "impossible" and denied the existence of the AI bug thing "It doesn't exist, nerd. AI is never wrong" - Zuckerberg, probably

Instagram still hasn't (correctly) patched their AI goop account reset thingy. Accounts are still being stolen and Instagram hasn't said anything about it. Nerds continue to find ways to convince AI to reset accounts for them. People on social media are freaking out because some of these profiles apparently are big sources of revenue for them. Meanwhile, rumors are floating around that a few weeks ago Instagram laid off a large percentage of their Trust & Safety department and had it replaced with AI. Very cool