Cerberus

First of all I’d like to thank-Jesus Christ. I couldn’t have done this without him. Uhhhh I guess secondly I gotta thank Hitler.

Literally in tears laughing

Give a good honk and wave on your way by

Driving past a bitch who just got pulled over by 2 state troopers after flipping you off and blowing by you is the funniest shit ever. 10/10 highly recommend it.

It somehow seems appropriate to let BBC Pidgin handle this story.

BREAKING: Thing that was announced was CONFIRMED

This isnt even news lmao tf did you think spacex starshield was for??

All the jews and neocons (i repeat myself) are going to blame the "dissident right" despite them actively doing the most objectionable shit to literally everyone

J. Burden was right

Republican samson option

Im convinced they are trying to throw the midterms

🇺🇸🇮🇷🇮🇱 Trump on Iran: “When you have to pay a little bit more for your gasoline, I will never apologize. I did the right thing. A very evil country cannot have a nuclear weapon.” @Megatron_ron

No one dared to ask his business, No one dared to make a slip The stranger there among them had an axewound on his dick

Last thing a word see before getting fucked up