There will be no singularity

here we go again

History has come full circle. Hipsters invented "on premise software". Thoughts? https://thenewstack.io/private-saas-a-new-paradigm/

> Hey, Openai. I need a remote Oracle developer job vacancy text in Uzbekistan, but in a funny manner Sure! Here's a funny way to present a job vacancy for an Oracle developer: "Attention all Oracle wizards and coding gurus! Are you tired of the daily grind and ready for a change? Then come join our team of tech rebels and take control of your career! As a remote Oracle developer at our company, you'll have the chance to work on exciting projects, showcase your SQL skills, and even participate in our monthly virtual baking contests (because who doesn't love baked goods?). Plus, you'll get to work from the comfort of your own home, so you can wear your favorite pajamas all day if you want (we won't judge). So, if you're ready to say goodbye to the boring 9-to-5 and join a company that values creativity and fun, apply now! And don't forget to include your favorite joke involving a database in your application (extra points for jokes in Uzbek)." PS: the vacancy is real, but it is better to check the conditions with @zx_Xander (or email: alex@cusdev.me)

> So increasing speed up to 4 times of both in-memory and on-disk sorts in version 15 is one of the main reasons to upgrade. https://supabase.com/blog/new-in-postgres-15

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We will discuss creating end-to-end logs, working with Apache NiFi and Apache Flink at the free meetup from beeline and JUG Ru Group. Registration

Building a Postgres database inside of ChatGPT seems to work... https://twitter.com/ankrgyl/status/1599539317332140032

> can you write a new Radiohead song about data lineage? Verse 1: I’m tracing the data lineage From its source to where it ends Every table and column Every join and every blend Chorus: I’m on the path of data lineage Following the trail of bits and bytes Through the labyrinth of technology Where the truth of data lies Verse 2: I’m chasing the data lineage From the past to the present tense Every calculation and transformation Every rule and every exception Chorus: I’m on the path of data lineage Following the trail of bits and bytes Through the labyrinth of technology Where the truth of data lies Bridge: I see the patterns and the connections I see the errors and the corrections I see the beauty and the complexity Of the data lineage Outro: I’m on the path of data lineage Following the trail of bits and bytes Through the labyrinth of technology Where the truth of data lies.

Smart-ass... https://readyset.io

Только сейчас заметила, что у ребят из IT Resume можно прямо на сайте пробовать решать sql задачки. Вот задача про когорты, например: https://itresume.ru/problems/sql-cohort Где еще практиковать SQL бесплатно: - sql-ex - sqlbolt - sql-academy - stepik тренажер - w3schools - sqlzoo - pgexercises