There will be no singularity

zaebca! https://www.theregister.com/2023/01/16/basecamp_37signals_cloud_bill/

everything is better with bluetooth rust. even a python… https://twitter.com/aberges4/status/1614226340349108224

Remember these guys? The guys from Unum have spent 2022 polishing their Key-Value Store, integrating SPDK, and starting an Open-Source ecosystem around it! The project UKV brings a shared compatibility layer between LevelDB, RocksDB, and their persistent and in-memory Key-Value Stores, some of which are also public. - UKV can wrap any one of those Stores into a Standalone server with an Apache Arrow Flight RPC protocol, making it available across the network. - Similar to Redis, with RedisGraph, RedisJSON, and RediSearch, UKV add supports for Graphs, Documents, and Vectors/Features. Unlike Redis, you still get ACID transactions and Strictly Serializable Consistency Guarantees. Document collections, for example, support JSON, BSON, MessagePack, and contents, as well as JSON-Pointer, JSON-Patch, and JSON-MergePatch RFC standards. Also, with the Embedded variant, you don't have to pay for Networking. - UKV also brings structured bindings for high-level bindings. Python Graph bindings, for example, look like NetworkX. Python Tabular interface aims to become compatible with Pandas over time. In both cases, the query will operate on the entire dataset stored on disks, which can reach 100 TB+. In 2023 guys are promising to work on replication and sharding, so stay tuned! Designing the fastest ACID Key-Value Store / Ashot Vardanian (Unum cloud): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ybWeUf_hC7o

here we go again

History has come full circle. Hipsters invented "on premise software". Thoughts? https://thenewstack.io/private-saas-a-new-paradigm/

> Hey, Openai. I need a remote Oracle developer job vacancy text in Uzbekistan, but in a funny manner Sure! Here's a funny way to present a job vacancy for an Oracle developer: "Attention all Oracle wizards and coding gurus! Are you tired of the daily grind and ready for a change? Then come join our team of tech rebels and take control of your career! As a remote Oracle developer at our company, you'll have the chance to work on exciting projects, showcase your SQL skills, and even participate in our monthly virtual baking contests (because who doesn't love baked goods?). Plus, you'll get to work from the comfort of your own home, so you can wear your favorite pajamas all day if you want (we won't judge). So, if you're ready to say goodbye to the boring 9-to-5 and join a company that values creativity and fun, apply now! And don't forget to include your favorite joke involving a database in your application (extra points for jokes in Uzbek)." PS: the vacancy is real, but it is better to check the conditions with @zx_Xander (or email: alex@cusdev.me)

> So increasing speed up to 4 times of both in-memory and on-disk sorts in version 15 is one of the main reasons to upgrade. https://supabase.com/blog/new-in-postgres-15

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We will discuss creating end-to-end logs, working with Apache NiFi and Apache Flink at the free meetup from beeline and JUG Ru Group. Registration

Building a Postgres database inside of ChatGPT seems to work... https://twitter.com/ankrgyl/status/1599539317332140032