Shaun's Shitpost's

The Onion (InfoWars) being based and making fun of a certain president's AI-generated social media posts

Cave Johnson here! The lab boys tell me that raccoons, structurally, have the same kind of fingers as you and me, Which got me thinking, why hire a bunch of pencil-pusher punch-card associates when I could hire raccoons! Those tiny fingers are perfect for all the wires inside computers nowadays. So. Effective immediately the entire computer sector is fired. Unless you are a raccoon. In which case you can stay.

"Shaun what do you mean Cave Johnson hired you?" Who else would?

This is why Cave Johnson hired me What's good for raccoons is good for humanity

Shout out to my old roommate who used to sneer "Shaun says he's a Communist but then he simps for Costco" (This same roommate when I told him to join the union at his store replied "Costco doesn't have unions. They have something else. I'll ask my manager")