Polkadot

why do i look very confused, sad or upset in every picture I'm in

What if...

I've got a lot of good ideas but not one that will get me through real life conditions

What if kafka got himself a therapist?

No complain but I get that you're miserable but dude it's been 70 pages

Are half of all of Dostoyevsky's books just a drunk dude rambling?

new pickup line I've been trying: hi

When you have free time on your hand, you realize that your thoughts are actually not your friend

I heard the waitress telling the other waitress to kill herself and I think I'm gonna go to that cafe again

no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions". Fuck your assumption Mr.

The first rule of tragedy is to be yourself. The second of rule of tragedy is to be literally anyone else. The third rule is that however much you try there is no escaping being yourself forever.

you guys will never guess the clique behavior i am currently partaking in

How dare 'they', not having a pfp when I'm trying to stalk them

never trust anyone especially the weather app fuck you, you bring my hopes up saying that it'll rain but it DOESN'T

The absolute worst person you know thinks he's batman btw

i can send you an instagram reel about how to interact with cats and you can apply those strategies on me perfectly.

Song of the Sea, 2014

'Burn, Bend, Beg for more. Find the missing tooth in your mouth, feel it.'

When I remember, I'm in the same finance situation as a homeless man but in a clean clothe