Sleepy Head 2 (Anti-ZOG Action)

Quality learing

Friendly reminder that at twenty degrees fahrenheit the effectiveness of rock salt starts to degrade, it continues to be less effective as the temperature decreases and at twenty below zero it pretty much just gives up and completely stops working. Keep that in mind, even if you can see the salt on the road, if it's cold enough it isn't going to save you and you need to drive safe

We can do it!

I used to think all my money was being stolen from me to give it to a bunch of niglits, now thx to the journalistic talents of Nick shirley (who doesn't capitalize his last name for some reason, like dude wtf) thx to him I know the niglits aren't even real, we have advanced from the results of helping niglits being fictional to the niglits themselves being fictional

Best timeline isn't a perfect one without suffering Best timeline is the one most worthy of suffering for

GM

I don't always make way But when I do it's for ducklings

The astrology waitress at work dropped a tray on the floor, like five orders just exploded everywhere and she's like "hehe I'm such a pistachio"

*says his mum died in the Holocaust on TV in front of millions of people *Was born in 1965

Sometimes I have to go out and get stuff while I'm working and I go to the store in my chef gear and I feel so important

My witty undefeatable twin uncles, my father, all three of my brothers, I smoked them all at chess tonight. We were playing "winner plays on" and I'm now the undisputed chess master of my entire family, idk if that makes me the new patriarch but whatever it makes me it's kinda close. I just got home and poured myself a bit of the creature, gotta say, heckin' cozy Christmas. Some will call you monsters and others will call you chuds, to me you're the greatest men of our generation. Goodnight and merry Christmas 🎄🎁 Heil Hitler